Metal Worx Teazer - sex toy by Pipedream - review by Robin Goodfellow

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A cool burnished piece of Stainless in your body is like nothing else. The possibilities and pitfalls of this toy because of its double ended baseless design make it the perfect unique piece for some, but the timid are wise to look else where.
Doubled ended Stainless Steel; Weight, Firmness and temperature
No true base to make truly Anal Safe; More info in review
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The obvious allure of this toy is slide a piece of cool steel into your body and live to do it again. But there is a number of factors this toy presents that make it a unique piece to choose. There is a strange compromise between its odd and untraditional shape and it and its brands genre of toys being the stainless steel price point toys. Versus the standard Njoy steel that have more traditional toy styling complete with anal safe bases this toys design isn't as distinct. This allows for some less common experimental options, but at the same time create a weird target audience. The fact is this toy is not very big which would make it good for the beginner to intermediate crowd. But with a base that I would not call "anal safe," it becomes a toy for those comfortable with more advanced play. The base does have a radical taper which in ordinary cases should assuredly keep it outside the body. However, the base is also smooth, round and perfectly conducive to entering the body.

Its smooth missle shape slips in easily and is fairly low impact. A little lube seems to go a long ways because of its slick exterior, and thus far I've only used waterbased which works great. It doesn't feel invasive though its rock hard. Nor is it very filling at or provide much prostate stimulation at 1.25" girth; and much less on the taper which is between a third to half inch girth. It does provide a distinctly weighted feeling as this little toy weighs in at a whole pound. It also has a the obvious temperature holding qualities one would expect from metal. I never heat mine nor cool it. It always feels cold on the way in, and hot once up to body temp so I haven't felt a need to go adjust temp farther. If you choose to, be very cautious as you would expect this could both burn or freeze your Delicatessen.

To further address this toys main caveat; a warning or caution. Do not try this at home. Being comfortable with full anal insertions I was pleased to push the limits of this toy for the review. As for myself, the unique full insertion capability of this toy is why I chose it in the first place.
Under normal play circumstances I could not draw it into my ass fully by just squeezing my PC muscles to perform a kegel like excercise. However, by adding slight additional pressure of a finger during a contraction it was swallowed up without hesitation. Being well lubed and relaxed it slid right back out with a little push. For me this was by far the most pleasureable aspect of the toy but I say this with admontion. This also increased the amount of prostate stimulation and created an enjoyable ben-wa kegel toy to squeeze on. I have fully inserted both ways, ball first and missle first. Both ways we're easily retrievable. Though I don't recommend this usage for the toy without prior full-insertion experience; IF you are inclined to do this, or are worried about it happening while playing with the toy PLEASE tie a cord to the tapered neck till you reach your comfort zone. This eject handle can cause a little chaffing but is worth the piece of mind. The biggest risk of full insertion is panic, because than your spinchter clamps tight, and so you panic more. I give this toy 5 stars for unique pleasureable enjoyment, because I really like the full insertion capability and at 5.25" the size is perfect. But I'm knocking a star off because its not for everyone.

The stainless steel is odorless and tasteless and easy to clean. I wash it with antibacterial soap or drop it in boiling water. For lubes I typically use water based and would recommend it for this toy as its worked great. Also the toy comes with a cool and overkill storage box that looks like a little brief case.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Whisper21
    Cool! Thanks for the review!
  • karenm
    Great review, thanks!
  • Pumpk1nPatch
    Thanks for the review!
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