Metal Worx Teazer - probe discontinued by Pipedream - review by bluekaren

I got this toy specifically for wearing anally during vaginal sex. This toy works great for that and felt wonderful. The Teazer is 5.25" long and 1.25" at it's widest. It has a rounded tip for easy insertion and a great design to help it stay put. What really surprised me was the weight. This toy weighs 1 lb! That is heavy for anal play. I worried as soon as I held it in my hand that maybe it was too heavy. My fears were completely unfounded as I eased the plug in. It felt really good right away. The length and girth fit me perfectly. Walking around it didn't feel as if it was slipping out. Even sitting was comfortable with it in place. Apparently, my ass can handle more than I thought!



The Teazer is made of polished stainless steel. It feels very smooth. The teazer did have some very minor dings in it as soon as I got it out of the packaging. I might not have noticed them if I wasn't carefully scrutinizing it. It is still a very beautiful toy with a mirror like shine to it, the minor imperfections did not take away from it's stealthy look at all. Stainless steel is a very safe material and will last a long time if cared for properly. To clean this toy just boil it, clean with a 10% bleach solution, or you can even throw it in the dishwasher. Stainless steel is compatible with any kind of lubricant. I usually use a water-based lubricant. There are not "working" parts in this toy so it can go in water as well.



My only cause for concern on this toy was the bulb at the end. If it was only another .5" wider I would feel so much better about this probe. I would hate to have this toy get accidentally sucked in during anal play. There is a very defined end before the bulb, but it only 1.25" at it's thickest, so the same width as the shaft itself.

I do not recommend this toy for thrusting due to it's unforgiving strength. This plug will not conform to you, it is very hard and heavy. This toy cold be used vaginally but be careful when thrusting not to bruise the cervix. Stainless steel is great for temperature play. At room temperature it feels nice and cool. Put it in the fridge for a few minutes and it gets deliciously cold. It takes more tan a few minutes in the body to heat up too, so it has fun possibilities.



The packaging for this Pipedream product was very deluxe. It comes in a latching toy case whick it black with silver trim. It would have been perfect except the top and bottom of the box have cardboard inserts that give product details. It would make a great gift box. This is one of the very few toys that I actually kept the box to. It is so heavy I would not want this toy to sit on any of my other more mold-able sex toy materials and cause any dents in the form of my other toys.