The Beautiful and Strong God of the Seas

It's worth it if you love safe toys and a challenge! The diameter can be a bit intense, but this little guy has so many different uses that it will be sure to enhance any steamy experience.
gorgeous, safe
Big, not for beginners
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This product truly is a work of art (definitely prettier in person). It has a beautiful color that changes slightly depending on the background and the light. It is made out of pyrex glass and is therefore nonporous (won't absorb love juices) and easy to clean. It is seamless with a completely smooth texture.

I'm a beginner toy user, and it's going to take some time to work up to this--either vaginally or anally. Its weight and pointed tip add an interesting twist to clitoral stimulation. The loop makes it safe and easy to manipulate. It can be boiled, frozen, warmed up with body heat, etc. It is very easy to clean and comes with a pouch that is great for storage. It can also be placed in the mouth like a heavy lollipop. The looped handle allows for easy manipulation whether playing solo or with others, and prevents it from maneuvering deep into your bowels during anal play. The only downside to the loop is that you can only fit one-two fingers through it, which can become strenuous due to the toy's weight. It can be used in a variety of ways--all safely with appropriate cleaning--but because of its diameter can be difficult to insert, even with lube.

--Speaking of lube, since it is made of glass it can be used with silicone, oil, or water-based lubricant, adding to its versatility (less money on lube ---> more money on date-night dinner!)

I would recommend this for anyone. Although I personally have difficulty with insertion, it is definitely something that I look forward to conquering with both my vagina and anus (after sterilizing it with boiling water in between uses, of course!). It is smooth, safe, and gorgeous. The possibilities are endless with the Neptune, making it a staple in any collection. Just make sure not to casually toss it against the wall. In drywall vs. Neptune, Neptune wins.

Also, because of its short-stature it can be kinda awkward to manipulate into the front door, but it is the perfect length for back-door fun (if you can get it in)!
Fun idea-get your lover to loop his or her tongue through the handle and make you cum using only his/her mouth muscles and the Neptune!
Follow-up commentary
I've only been able to insert this anally - and it feels amazing. It presses all of the right spots in the vagina through the "wall" separating the two orifices. And it works well with warming lube.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • Contributor: Wicked Wahine
    Excellent first review, congratulations!
  • Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
    Good first review. I would caution anyone about putting a frozen toy in their orifices though.
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