L'amour probe advanced by Cal Exotics - review by KrissyNovacaine

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They really mean advanced!

This is a large toy, but one that is a joy to try to conquer. The high quality silicone is soooooo nice on the skin. The suction cup works fantastically. The shape gradually builds up to a quite a large bulge, but it slowly get there which is an amazing design.
Fluid shape
Silky, velvety silicone
Nothing except it will be too large for some
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a large, non-realistic anal plug. The base is smaller than many other plugs, but in my opinion it isn't too small to be safe. The base is a fantastic suction cup. It has a firm inner core and a plushy silicone exterior which makes it very safe and easy to sterilize.

This is not a toy I would recommend at all for beginners. It's large. I consider myself an intermediate anal toy user, and I am struggling with this toy. It's a challenge I am loving though.

This could be used vaginally as well as anally even though it is intended for anal use. The shape will stimulate both g-spots and p-spots.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This is a pretty firm toy which I honestly prefer in anal toys. I have a plug that is made from UR3, and it is really difficult to actually use. This toy still will flex with your body, but it isn't floppy at all.

The L'amour is smooth with two very faint seams that run along the curves of the toy. They are barely noticeable to sight, and I couldn't feel them at all.

The silicone is smooth and velvety with a very slight drag. This drag goes away as soon as you add lubricant.

There was not noticeable taste or odor to this at all.

Overall, the material and texture is basic and very nice to the touch.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is not a good size for beginners. I am still having a hard time taking this toy and I consider myself intermediate. I can get about a quarter of an inch from the neck, but no further yet.

It is 5.75" in total length with about 5" being actually insertable. The tip has a circumference of 3.25" while the largest portion of this has a circumference of 6.25". The neck is 4" in circumference and the base has a diameter of 2".

All of that being said, I LOVE the design of this. It gradually moves you to the larger shape without and ridges or abrupt bulges. This toy is most assuredly large, but it is very fluid and easy to insert.

There is no way I would recommend this to beginners, but they make this toy in a smaller size.

For traveling, this isn't super large, nor does it look like a penis, but on the same token, it's still pretty big. I don't care if the TSA sees my toy, so I would bring it with me, but I wouldn't have room for this in my purse at all.
    • Futuristic
    • Whimsical / artistic


This toy has no electronic parts at all. Silicone does conduct vibrations well, so if you need vibration you can always touch a bullet to the base.

The suction cup on this is intensely powerful. My boyfriend attached it to his hand and waved it around and it stuck. I am very happy with the design on that part of the toy.

I do not own a harness, so I can't test it in there, but I would imagine it would work well.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Silicone toys require a little bit of maintenance, but I think it is totally worth it. Silicone lubricants can not be used with this toy, nor can it be stored touching other silicone toys. Doing either of these things will degrade the material.

I store it in it's original packaging because it is small and works perfectly, but you could also store it in a ziplock bag, a cloth bag, or a sock.
    • Easy to clean
    • High maintenance


This came in a small clear plastic box that was easy to open. You can see the probe easily through the plastic, so I wouldn't call it completely discreet. The package on the front and back refers to it as a probe, but it never actually says where you put it. Inside of the package, the toy sits in a plastic tray.
    • Good for storage
    • Recyclable


I am still in the process of conquering this toy, but the great fluid shape and silky silicone makes it a joy to try. I love the shape of this as it gradually builds up; I just need to get over that last hump... Literally!
Follow-up commentary
I still love the shape of this, but I am having a hard time with the girth still. I bought another toy that is a bit smaller to help me work up to this, but I am not sure if this toy is going to get used a lot.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • SparklyGlitter
    thanks for the review
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    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • Sangsara
    great review
  • Falsepast
    Wow the jump in girth from beginner to advanced is pretty big here.
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    Thanks for the review!
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    thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the great review!
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