Very underwhelming.

I was really excited to get hold of this, I'm not going to lie. I've been into anal play for a few years, but it was admittedly through that teenaged period of idiocy concerning what goes into my butt. So, this was my first official buttplug. I received it today and I was rather pleased at first as I eyed it over. It's soft, feeling almost spongy in a way. It seems to be a basic rubber coating with an insert that went in the bottom, evident by the squishy black rubbery part of the bottom. It has a really pretty color. It is bright pink with a glittery sheen that is only noticeable when up close. It didn't seem to smell or anything beyond what I'd write off as normal factory smell. It's really a lovely product, but the size worried me slightly.

I got the chance to actually try this thing out. I'm just so underwhelmed that it's pathetic. I'm pretty sure my finger is about the same thickness as this. One finger, that is. This could easily be an item for a beginner, but (despite being new to the proper sex toy aspect of this) I apparently am not a beginner. I'm a far cry from it, apparently. This item is way too thin, and the difference between the thickest part and the thinnest part is such a minimal difference that it was impossible to keep in. After a while of squirming about with it, unable to constantly keep it in myself, I had to give up.

This would be an AMAZING piece for someone who has literally never done anything with anal play before. For someone with even the tinest smidgen of experience with anal, this is not the toy for you. It's a remarkably nice product, and I'm more than willing to try out other products from the same company, but this one wasn't quite up to what I needed.

After another use of this plug, it's been relegated to the box under my bed; the lair of many cast off sex toys. So sorry, little plug, but you're useless to me.