Lucky - realistic dildo discontinued by Happy Valley - review by Kayla

The Happy Valley Lucky silicone dildo is a silicone dildo with a harness-compatible base. The measurements on the EF page seem to be a bit off with my toy; my measurements are included below. The dildo includes a softer outer layer as well as testicles at the base of the dildo.

The packaging for the Lucky is pretty basic. It includes a little plastic bag that is stapled together at the top of the bag with a cardboard label that lets you know that it's Happy Valley. The tag includes information about how to clean it and how to care for it. It says that all of their toys include extra-wide bases for harness use. The toy is a bit of pain to get in and out of the bag, so I wouldn't recommend using the bag for long-term storage.

The neat thing about Lucky that I was surprised about was the fact that it has a bit of a dual-core type of material like O2 or VixSkin. It's not nearly as pronounced, but it's certainly there. The inner core is much more firm and holds up amazingly. The outer core, though, while not as extreme as VixSkin or the O2 material of Vixen Creations and Tantus (respectively), does have a lot more plushiness and moves slightly along the inner core. The head is extremely plushy and can be squeezed to about half of the size. The dildo is most squishy towards the head, but it does have some squish towards the bottom of the shaft as well as on the testicles.

The Lucky dildo does include a base to be harness compatible. I must sadly say that I was a bit disappointed by the fact that Lucky doesn't actually stand-up though. Lucky's head and shaft are too heavy and curved, so when you set Lucky to stand up, Lucky actually just falls over. His testicles don't balance out the weight from the tip of the dildo. For harness use, though, the item does have a base, and it can be slipped in the harness. In fact, the Lucky is one of the few silicone dildos I own that "beats gravity". When placed into a harness, the Lucky does retain its shape with the curve. It doesn't straighten out like all of the other toys I own which is neat.

The biggest downside to this dildo is really the size. It's a bit bigger than most realistic dildos that I've seen. The shaft itself isn't too big, but once you start to include the head of the dildo, it starts to seem pretty large. I know I haven't seen all of the penises out there, but this is definitely a pretty large one in terms of size compared to most other realistic dildos. As my Happy Valley Lucky doesn't match the picture that's on the real-size widget, I took my measuring tape to it, and here are the measurements for you:

Height: 8" when you straighten out the curve
Insertable Length: 7"
Diameter: 2 1/4" around the head, 2" around the shaft
Circumference: 6" around the shaft, 6 1/2" around the head

So yeah, that's definitely a big little bugger! In comparison, the O2 Mikey and the VixSkin Randy are usually referenced as toys for size queens. The Mikey only has a circumference of 5 and 1/2 inches! The Randy barely beats the Lucky at 6 3/4 inch circumference. The VixSkin Maverick, which I have affectionately named "Monster Cock" only has a circumference of 6 inches, so again, this toy is a large toy! That just means that the Lucky is a huge dildo! And that it is. If you love large-size dildos, this will be heaven as much larger-size toys are usually shorter in length. However, if you were, like me, expecting something more average, this can definitely be an unpleasant surprise.

I'm not going to count off for the Lucky's large size, though, It's not its fault. As far as insertion goes, the Lucky's silicone material does have a lot of drag to it. It does require a lot of lubricant for insertion. Partnered with the large size, you certainly should be warmed up (and enjoy larger sizes!) to actually enjoy this dildo. If you are someone that really loves realistic-feeling larger dildos, this one can certainly be a good choice - especially as the slight g-spot curve that the dildo has doesn't fold too much under pressure. This makes it great for those with a shallow g-spot or those who would enjoy it from-behind.

I actually placed an order with an O2, a VixSkin, the SuperSoft, and this dildo in it, so if you want to see a comparison (with details and pictures) between the items, check out my post here. (It's too long to fit on EF)

Cleaning this toy is easy. It's boilable, dishwasher safe, and it can be washed with regular antibacterial soap an water as well. It's not compatible with silicone-based lubricants (only use water-based), and I'd venture a guess that it would require XL condoms to protect it. (The regular size might fit depending on the brand, but they'd be tight) It does pick up a very light bit of fuzz and dust, but it's not anything that should be too problematic.

Overall, if you love your dildos thick and long, the Happy Valley Lucky is a good choice. It's realistic without being too realistic, it retains its shape well, and it's harness-compatible. Compared to other realistic dildos, this one excels in its ability to retain its curve even when gravity is forcing upon it. It makes a good harness dildo if you like to "pack heavy", and the material feels really nice against the skin but does require some extra lubrication. Overall, if this is your type of dildo, it's certainly worth looking into!

Additional product pictures with captions have been uploaded to the product page.