Happy valley realistic - realistic dildo discontinued by Happy Valley - review by Zombirella

The Happy Valley realistic dildo is a slightly realistic, 100% body safe silicone, flexible yet firm, pretty colored dildo with the option of putting a bullet inside to turn things up a bit. The dildo is designed to help provide a somewhat realistic feel of a penis while using it. Due to the flared base of the testicles you could use this anally if you wanted to. It is lightly veined, has a realistic head and is slightly angled for g-spot stimulation. It is easy to thrust with and hold on to. The size is great for beginners and those like myself that don't like girthy toys. If you have to have thick toys to be pleased then you should skip this one. This toy obviously isn't discreet to leave out or travel with unless it was hidden in a large overnight bag or a suitcase.
This is great to use alone when you are craving that feeling of a penis and not a whimsical or weird shaped/texture toy or a straight traditional vibe or dildo. You can also use it with a partner to spice things up in the bedroom.

Happy valley realistic is made of 100% body safe silicone. It is hypoallergenic, non-porous, latex and phthalates free.
The silicone and soft, smooth, and velvety to the touch. Without lube it provides a bit of a drag but if you are already aroused you should have no trouble inserting it. The silicone is flexible yet remains firm enough to thrust with.
The dildo is lightly textured with veins and has a wavy look to it. They are subtle and barely noticed when in use.
The texture and material make this dildo great for any user.

It comes with a basic small bullet to fit down into the hole behind the testicles. The bullet is made of plastic.

This dildo is obviously designed to resemble a real penis. It was the closest one that I could find that rated a 10 on Eden's safety scale without being too thick for me and having the testicles, which was what I was wanting for that more realistic touch.
The head is fairly pronounced and shaped like a real penis. It even has the urethra slit. There is a seam that runs down the underside of the penis much like a real one but doesn't go down under the testicles. The shaft is lightly veined and the shaft has a curve to it like most penises do. The curve is designed to help with g-spotting.
It could have had more detailing to it to appear more real but it was acceptable to me.
The size is great for a beginner and for those that don't like girthy toys. It is very non-intimidating.
The measurements are:
Length: 7"
Insertable length: 6 3/4"
Circumference: 4 3/4"
Diameter: 1 1/2"



Compared to Icicles no. 8


The bullet compared to a standard tube of lip balm

The bullet can be inserted into the back of the dildo:

The bullet is fairly quiet but weak. The vibrations can be felt throughout the toy but not by much. I ended up throwing the bullet out and replacing it with one that I have that is stronger.

Happy valley realistic is very easy to maneuver because the testicles provide a nice base to hold on to making it easy to thrust with. If the bullet isn't in you can use the hole and slip a finger in to help get a better grip on it.

It does feel somewhat realistic while in used and provides that feeling of a penis being inside of me that I was looking for. The size and girth are just enough to be comfortable for me. Lubricant helped with insertion and made it easier to use though it does make it slick so you will want to be sure you don't get any on the part you are using to hold on to.

You should only use water based lubricant with this dildo so you don't ruin it.
It is very easy to care for. You can clean it using warm water and mild soap, a toy cleaner or wipes.
Store it in a place where it won't attract pet hair and other particles, though it doesn't do it as much as some silicone toys, it does collect a little.

This is my first realistic looking dildo as well as the only one that I own that isn't made of glass. With that being said, I don't have anything to compare it to.

It is enjoyable but I'm starting to learn what I like and what works best for me and it seems that external clitoral stimulation or internal vibrations with texture or g-spot designed are best for me so I probably won't be getting another dildo unless it is made of glass. I just seem to really enjoy the glass.