Jelly realistic dildo with suction cup 8" - skin-like realistic dildo with balls and suction cup by EdenFantasys - review by Tub

This is the toy I consider to be my current Happy Medium-- not too big, not too small, not too soft, not too hard. It's very much a toy I consider to be my most average, standard toy, and that's more of a compliment than it might sound at first.

It's the perfect size for reaching my favorite places to squeeze and clamp down on, and if I position it and myself just so, the head of the toy presses right into my g-spot. Sometimes, I don't even thrust and move it so much as I just hold it inside, and just let my body clench and contract on it while I use a vibrator externally.

I never got much use from the suction cup, other than it makes it harness compatible, so I can't speak much for its suction capabilities, but it works just fine as a strap-on!

It has just enough bend and flex and squish not to be a totally brutish, bruising toy but doesn't yield very much, either. I wouldn't consider it a 'beginner' friendly choice, this isn't where I would have wanted to start my first steps of self-exploration, but I'd consider this as something of the next step up. Truly a staple when it comes to dildos.

It's not hard, solid plastic, but the surface texture almost feels like it, in that slippery sort of way, but the shape of the mold's bumps, veins, and bell-end provide a decent amount of grip and sensation. It does come with a distinct plastic odor at first, as well, but this was not an issue after a thorough wash and just letting it have some time to dry and air out. For more discerning/sensitive buyers, this caveat for this little low-budget buddy might be a turn-off.

The shape is certainly realistic, though the general feel of it is less-so. It's simply too dense of material to mimic the give, elasticity, and malleability of the real deal.

It's a large, crystal-pink cock, so if discretion, subtlety, or tasteful design are important to you, well. This isn't the one! It's garish, it looks like what it is, and has big, round balls to match its outgoing appearance. It's admittedly a silly-looking thing, taken out of its original context.

When I first began using this dildo, it felt quite big, enough to stretch and fill and test myself against. I think time and experience have meant my tastes and needs are changing, however, so I find the size and shape erring on the upper end of 'average,' anymore. Too much out of the gate for a first-timer, just right for the more ambitious, but would get shrugs from real-size queens and venerated users.

There's fun to be had, hooking this into a harness and strutting around with a semi-translucent pink cock hanging between your legs. It's weighty and has a pleasant amount of wiggle and sway to it. I'm the sort who embraces humor and cheesiness in the bedroom, and this has that in droves. It's kind of charming, in that way.

Despite a level of novelty, it's also simply functional-- a sturdy, reliable dildo!

This toy is a breeze to care for. A gentle, antibacterial wash in some hot water is about all I ever needed to do with it. It's not a nice, luxe silicon or anything, so it can't be left in contact with other toys, but I keep mine in its own little cloth bag in a dark, dry, room temp drawer, so it's not going to turn into those giant mason jar science experiments that went viral for a while.

Despite everything I've just explained, I'm giving it a plain old three stars. I see the value in this toy as a cheap, accessible, and very average, no-frills dildo. For the price of a nice lunch out, I've certainly gotten my money's worth of use out of this toy, and I'll soon be retiring it for good.

Phthalates are what make jelly and PVC more malleable but are also linked to various health problems, and this toy claims to be pthalate-free, which may explain why the toy is so firm and dense. This is good! But PVC is still porous, which is less than good. This is the kind of a toy that makes me wish silicone would finally become less expensive and more accessible and simply become industry standard. In the meantime, letting buyers make informed decisions is the next best thing.

If you can't afford a luxe hunk of silicone and are willing to take care of your toys, then this is probably one of the better compromises to make. Pure silicone is the no-brainer, but if you've just gotta scratch that itch and your wallet is hurting, don't feel too guilty about considering this sort of toy.