Skin-like realistic dildo with balls and suction cup

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This dildo made a good first investment for someone looking for a realistic jelly toy--I would say I've already received my money's worth!
Plenty of length and girth, great texture, good for harnesses and shower play
Persistent burnt-tire smell
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This dildo is perfect for solo play, whether you use it vaginally or anally (just make sure to use condoms between changing orifices or partners!). I like to mount it on the floor and ride it, but with a little imagination, you can turn your shower, wall, refrigerator, chair, or virtually any flat surface into a fun time. It is also suitable for harness play.

Just be aware, if you are new to dildos, that this thing is pretty big (or at least it is to me!), and so you'll want to use lots of lubricant and take things slowly.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Now we'll come to the detriment of this toy. This jelly dildo is made of phthalates-free PVC (an 8 on the material safety scale), which is easy to clean and can be used with any type of lubricant. My toy, however, reeked; I would say it smelled like a used tire. It lessened with each wash, but after 4 or so uses and 5-6 washes, the smell persists. Luckily for me, this toy doesn't spend much time near my face.

It also attracts lots of dirt and pet hair, so be prepared for washing before and after use.

For safety reasons, keep in mind that this toy can't be sanitized, so you'll need to use a condom on it if you share the toy or use it anally.
    • Harness compatible
    • Strong odor
    • Veined

Design / Shape / Size

Although it's neon pink and transparent, in terms of shape, this toy is realistic; it even features veins along the shaft, a prominent head, and asymmetrical testicles.

I actually really like the shape of this, but I wasn't expecting the size. I personally have a hard time imagining dimensions, so I would have liked to had a size comparison in the product description. I wasn't sure if it would fit, honestly, as it is substantially larger in both girth and length than my fiance, but I was able to use it comfortably after lots of lube and coaching from Mr. Awkword. Inexperienced users might want to try for a smaller toy, but it should still be good for the average visitor to Eden.

The toy is too big for my usual box, and due to its phallic shape and intricate detail, it is most certainly NOT discreet--I also wouldn't try to use it during travel, if only because of the added weight of this hefty boy.
    • Realistic


The texture of this toy feels amazing, and the pressure it creates gets me there fast. However, as other reviewers have mentioned, the smell is a bit of a turn-off, so I try to keep it far away from my face during use. The suction cup seems to work very well both against the floor and in the shower.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Clean-up is very simple. I use soap and water and make sure to clean out every nook and cranny (directly under the head and the suction cup seem to be problem areas). It's too big to fit in my usual toy box, so I wrap it in a small towel and keep it in my drawer in order to keep it clean.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean


The dildo simply came in a plastic sleeve, nothing more.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

Mr. Awkword and I have found that this toy is excellent for phallic sword fights.


This dildo is a little big for me, so the best way I found to use it is mounting it on the floor and lowering myself onto it; this gives me plenty of control over how much depth I'm taking in at a time. I haven't really been able to successfully use it in the shower: I tried mounting it on the wall and using it doggy-style, but I think I need more of a warm-up for that first.
Follow-up commentary
I've had the Jelly Realistic Dildo for a few years now, and it's still as reliable as ever. It is still in excellent shape, easy to clean, and simple to store. The new-toy smell has obviously faded with time, which was my chief complaint when I first purchased it.

The size is still great, as I've become more accustomed to it, but I still need lots of warm-up to use it comfortably.

Overall I still recommend the Jelly Dildo!
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  • Contributor: Sir
    Great review!
  • Contributor: unfulfilled
    Thank you for sharing. Sorry it was bigger than you were expecting, that it smells, and can't use it in the shower yet.
  • Contributor: hoser69
    Great job on information on the cleanliness of this unit. Sounds like a big dirt collector . it sounds like you still have a great time with it though..????
  • Contributor: hoser69
    Great job on information on the cleanliness of this unit. Sounds like a big dirt collector . it sounds like you still have a great time with it though..????
  • Contributor: The Awkword Lover
    Very much so!
  • Contributor: The Awkword Lover
    Very much so!
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