Jelly realistic dildo with suction cup by EdenFantasys - review by Sidheban

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Total Dud

Don't waste your time. There are plenty of other toys that are more enjoyable than this one, because it's not worth the hassle.
Too floppy for the length/girth
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This is a fairly basic jelly dildo. For me, the size of it combined with the fact it's jelly, made it nearly impossible to insert vaginally no matter what I did. The girth was fine and filled me up nicely what little I could get in, maybe an inch or so. But I can tell that it may be a bit much for beginners. For me, it was just too floppy for the girth and length.

I used lube (perhaps too much), but every time I tried to insert it vaginally the shaft would bend. No matter what I did or how I tried to do it, it would go in a different direction. I felt like I was fighting a war with a dildo. I suppose, too, that the harder I tried, the more tense I got which kept the dildo from going in all the way.

I finally gave up, frustrated, horny, and worn out from the battle. As soon as I took care of business with another toy, I threw this thing in the garbage. It felt somewhat satisfying to know it was going to be crushed in the back of the garbage truck.

When I opened it, I didn't notice a smell, so I guess it did have that going in its favor. The suction cup didn't work for me at all. I tried it on the floor, shower wall, etc., but it didn't stick to anything. I'm not sure if I got a defective one or if that's typical of this model.

It was one of the most frustrating experiences I've ever had with a toy, and ever since I've stayed away from jelly toys. For me, it's not worth the hassle or frustration of actually fighting a dildo just to have an orgasm. It's supposed to be fun, not an experience that makes you want to set your new toy on fire.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal
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  • DancerKittyKat
    Oh no! Too bad this toy was far too flexible for you. Good review though!
  • OH&W, Lovebears
    I would suggest looking into the Vixen Creations line. They have various sizes and the most lifelike feeling. If it is out of you price range at this time, check out the Eden Mega Silicone Dil. Also comes with a suction cup.
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