Crystal jellies classic - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Crackanater

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Big, Wiggly 'n' Fun!

Overall a very positive experience. Enjoyed it very much. Not for the anal beginner, but I know mostly girls will buy this for their pussy. This should make it purr though
Large, filling, veins add to the experience, flexible yet firm
The smell is strong...really the only down side
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Alright, I’ll start by saying that I’m a guy. So I use this toy anally. I’m not gay, I don’t think... but I enjoy anal play. I know for most people, this toy will be way too big if you are just starting to explore back there. But I’m a bit more adventurous than most and I wanted a toy that was about the same size as my own penis. I figure if I want to put it in someone else, I should be able to take it myself… HAHA.
Overall, I’m really happy with this. It’s the perfect length and thickness. Although it was a bit painful to use the first time, I really like it now. It’s about as big as I can take, but any smaller and it wouldn’t feel as good.

The one thing that I can say I really wish was different was the smell. Others have mentioned this before but I didn’t think it was as bad as they were saying it kind of is though. In the package, all sealed up, of course I couldn’t smell a thing. But as soon as I opened it, BOOM… there it was. It’s a very plastic-y, rubbery chemical smell. I thought it would go away for the most part after I washed it a few times, but no. I’ve used different soaps, corn starch, hot water, cold, but it has just lessened it slightly. It didn’t make it go away. Also the smell can stick to your hands for a while. It’s a very distinct smell. I have it wrapped up in a paper towel in a plastic bag in another bag with all my other toys, and the smell does kind of get everywhere. Its quite strong at first, but after its open for a little bit, it goes away.

So overall I would suggest this if you have anal experience. I can’t say what it’s like for vaginal use, since I don’t have one. But for anal play it can be very enjoyable. Just remember the lube. With something this thick it’s a must.
As I said before, it did hurt a bit the first time I used it. But I was a bit excited to try it and didn’t prepare myself first. But even in the first use after the first couple minutes, I was fully enjoying it. I usually use this first for a little while before I pull out my Fleshlight. It really is a totally different experience if I leave it in as I masturbate and cum. It works OK for prostate stimulation. It's fairly flexible, so its easy to get it in at the right angle, but the head is fairly smooth. It might be better if it was textured more. But the veins feel really good.
I really suggest it if you’ve never tried it. But I wouldn’t recommend this for a first time toy. It will probably be too big to be completely enjoyable for most. But if you want to just try it, go ahead. For the price, it’s worth it.
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My Crystal jellies classic tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
    • P-spot
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