Crystal jellies classic - dildo sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by Lylat

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Mmmm, texture

For any hole, this toy will please in texture and size, but some aesthetic/cosmetic virtues of this toy can be a turn off.
Great texture, great size, durable, flexible.
Smell doens't go away, jelly material.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Like all its cousins, the Crystal Jellies 8" dong is a wonderful toy. Relatively cheap, this "plain" toy provides a punch. Extremely cheap at only $11.99 retail price, this toy is worth every penny. Myself as a male, and other females who have borrowed it have enjoyed this toy for many reasons. It's made of the "jelly" material which is silicone-esque but not as tough. This provides a little paranoia about keeping it clean so it must be cleaned with soap and water. One downside to this toy immediately when I opened it was the strong "jelly" smell. It's something that will never go away. I've used this toy for almost a year now and it's still just as strong as day one. Although this was my first anal toy, I was able to handle it after a good deal of warming up and proper lubrication. That being said, I would NOT recommend this toy to beginners looking into anal.

This toy is extremely flexible. It can best be described as wiggly. This makes this toy durable and can take a beating. It can be folded in half with ease, but I'd worry about the jelly surface rupturing one day. Due to its material, this toy collects DUST and HAIR. If you have a pet, you'll find this out very quickly. I would not recommend using this toy on the carpet either because it will pick up fuzz. Material and smell aside, this dong is a performer. It can be warmed and cooled with water or a freezer. Unlike some toys, this is easy to store in any case or drawer. It does not stand on its own though, and will roll a bit when on its side. Similar to a penis, the frenulum side is extremely smooth with a fat urethra going from tip to shaft. The opposing side however, has a thick, 3/4th cm vein running up to the lip. This vein trees off into other smaller veins which give great texture and hit all those spots.

While this toy's diameter can be intimidating to those who enjoy anal, it's worth trying after some warm up. With use, most positions are viable except riding it. Riding it can be difficult because your anal muscles will lift it off the ground. A solution to this can be clamping the base between your feet while riding in the "cowgirl" position. This toys length can please even the toughest of depth queens. For me, the insertable length was more than enough. Though, at times where I did feel as if I needed to use the entire length, the base isn't much to hold onto, and therefore can be difficult to penetrate. One might not need to worry about this toy getting "lost" even though it doesn't have a flared base because its diameter isn't difficult to "push" out.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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    • Flexible
    • Jelly
    • Soft
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  • Cherry21
    great review, thanks!!
  • Gingy
    nice review
  • toxie m
    A couple things to note:

    "It's made of the "jelly" material which is silicone-esque but not as tough. This provides a little paranoia about keeping it clean so it must be cleaned with soap and water."

    The term "silicone-esque but not as tough" is a bit misleading because jelly is really not that much like silicone at all, and "tough" isn't very descriptive, though it may generally be true. Silicone is sterilizable, non-porous and durable. Jelly is none of those things.

    More importantly, if you're going to talk about sharing, you absolutely need to be mentioning condoms - especially if you're sharing between anal and vaginal orifices. Jelly is extremely porous and washing with soap and water is NOT going to do the trick of keeping this clean enough to share.
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    Good review!
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