Crystal jellies classic - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by B&C

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Slippery When Wet

In short, I would recommend this toy for those looking to try some additional length or girth. I would recommend this toy for those that need a quiet plaything. This toy has one major fault, and that is it is constructed of jelly. While jelly is not great, it is not the end of the world. Be careful with it, treat it right and it will bring you plenty of happiness.
Length, Girth, Weight, Flexibility and Simple design make this a great toy.
Lack of a grip point. Jelly material.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


First impressions of this new toy were honestly not exciting. It is not flashy, does not have bells and whistles, and is simple with no batteries or buttons. In truth, it does not need all that and having them would ruin its simplistic nature. This toy shines by being simple, by luring you into thinking that it is nothing but a piece of jelly. For us, the first couple of uses made it a very exciting and comfortable part of our between the sheets lives. At almost 8 inches long and just over 1.5 inches in diameter, this toy is slightly more than moderate, but far from uncomfortable. Its size and its weight make for two of the the highlights of this toy. Other highlights are the lifelike ridges and bulbous head. When in use, this toy does a good job filling and providing a full feeling. To date, we have used it in solo masturbation, masturbation while giving a blowjob, and masturbation while receiving oral. During all three occasions, it has worked wonderfully. While it is almost 8 inches long, the toy has a perfect amount of flex and stiffness to simulate best in bed experience.

As for the interesting/entertaining side of the toy; it has no flared base or other type of handle to hold on to. Sometimes when it is wet or lubricated, it is tough to hold on to and provides for a good laugh. A base or handle is not necessary, but is something to consider if your playtime becomes wet and wild.

On the down side, it is made of jelly. Which is a product that breaks down with the wrong lubricants and if it touches other toys that it should not. Most importantly, it is very tough to get clean. In most cases, I would stay away from jelly if possible. However, for a rather inexpensive toy, this does more than the job and is ready when you need it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

Material: Jelly
Texture: Veined

Length: 7 3/4"
Insertable length: 7 3/4"
Circumference: 5 1/4"
Diameter: 1 5/8"
Weight: 0.5 lb
    • Flexible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

This toy fits. Period. End of statement. End of thought. For those wanting more information; I have toys in my collection that are wider, longer, and are made of more lifelike materials. Yet, this toy costs a third of those. This toy has a better weight that makes me feel fuller than my other toys. While this toy will not last as long as my other toys, it will be replaced several times over for less than I spent on the others.

This toy is a simple dick shaped, almost 8 inches long, piece of jelly that turns me to jelly when we work together.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic


The only thing that I do not care for in this toy is its lack of a handle. I am sure that it has a twin that has a flared bases or set of balls, but this one does not. When I really get going, it has a tendency to get away from me and ruin the moment. What I have learned is to hold on tight.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

It is made of jelly. On the Eden scale of 1 - 10 of material safety, jelly is a 2. Jelly material can not be sterilized like silicone - so no boiling water. Since jelly toys can not be sanitized they can not be shared-unless you put a condom over them. Clean jelly toys with the warm water and toy cleaner. Do not use strong soaps on them and keep in a cool dark place.
    • Hard to clean
Follow-up commentary
This toy continues to impress me. While its negatives of jelly construction is a personal and safety preference and the lack of something to grip is sometimes a challenge, those negatives do not come close to my saying that you should not give this toy a chance. Its perfect in the areas of girth, length, stiffness and texture. Do yourself a favor and give it a try. I think that you too will be impressed and come back for more. Enjoy the O.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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