Softee ballsy super cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by candyJ

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First experience: word of caution

The Softee Ballsy Super Cock is exciting to see but must be used with caution. For me, it wasn't worth the money due to the fact that it did NOT fit me.
Great for advanced users or women of fantasized taste, easy to clean, reusable package.
Fantasized cock size, is not discreet, product should have better actual size comparison.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The head is big enough to hit ANY spot you desire, and the dildo can be bent in any direction for more effect. If you prefer being on top, I'd recommend using a strong hand and holding it in place while supporting yourself by pillows or on a chair. If you prefer thrusting and laying down, I'd recommend supporting your lower body or putting your legs in bandy positions.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Experienced
    • Hard to please.
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Easy to clean
    • Safty features
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

The texture is suitable for everyone. Compared to what other women have said, the smell wasn't that bad. The material is very soft (excluding the hard veiny material around it). It was very firm, yet able to bend to fit my needs without losing its firmness.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Design / Shape / Size

A word of caution for first time users who underestimate size/length: this toy is NOT for you. It is to be used carefully. Although I did manage to climax one time before quitting use, this dildo had to be carefully inserted and adjusted. With this toy I got more than I bargained for. I injured myself in a minor way my first time using it. However it is GREAT for women who love and can tolerate, shall we say, abnormal, porn star penises. The toy does have realistic features in bigger sizes. I would pack this toy very discreetly.
    • Advanced
    • Big
    • Realistic


What I disliked about this toy is that the size itself is a bit too ridiculous for my taste--also the fact that I had a minor injury on my first try using it. The head hurt to push through, as well to take out, almost to a point where it was unbearable.
    • Exciting
    • Intimidating
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

The toy is easy to clean. All I did was wash with warm water and gentle body soap. Some women use toy cleaner and/or sanitizer. This product is easiest to use with lube.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
    • Firm in hand


The carrying case it was in was fairly easy to open, and it can be resealed and used for storage of the dildo.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative
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  • Arlinnae
    Thanks for the info!
  • Winifred
    thanks for reviewing! sounds like fun =]
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    great review
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    Thanks for the review
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  • Basalt
    Thanks for the review! Sorry this was too large for you. Although they're more expensive, I would recommend one of the smaller silicone dildos. For example, from Tantus.
  • Falsepast
    Sorry you didn't really like this one
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