Softee ballsy super cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Emma (Girl With Fire)

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The Softee Ballsy Super is a great choice for those with a penchant for larger and realistically shaped dildos. It will work well for those who enjoy being on top and would like to simulate the experience. If you are looking for an anal toy, the flared base makes this a safe option, however because it is not entirely non porous a condom is a good idea. That being said, it does smell very strongly and the smell does not dissipate.
Antibacterial Properties
The Sil-a-gel Smell.
Slightly Porous
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Softee Balsy Super by Doc Johnson is a great toy for those who like both girth and flexibility. It is big enough that it provides a feeling of fullness, yet is flexible and soft. It can be used vaginally as well as anally, and is harness compatible. The base can be used to stabilize the dildo while sitting on top of it, but can also be used as a hand hold during thrusting.

Because the Softee is harness compatible, it can be used for couples play. However, because it is semi porous it's important to use a condom if you anticipate sharing the dildo or using it for anal penetration

I would NOT recommend this dildo to a beginner because the size can be rather intimidating. It is also not a very discreet item.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Softee Ballsy Super is made entirely of Sil-a-gel which is a semi porous PVC with antibacterial properties. It is latex, cadmium and phthalates free.

The texture is wonderful; smooth and velvety to the touch. The dildo is veined which adds a pleasurable amount of stimulation. It is VERY flexible and soft/squishy, which is great because it means you are unlikely to hurt or damage your cervix if you are thrusting wildly in a near orgasmic panic.

It is important to note that Sil-a-gel has a very strong and distinct odor, almost like candy... but not. This smell will not dissipate over time, and will transfer temporarily to anything it comes into direct contact with. It tastes like it smells, and the taste lingers. I have in fact woken up the morning after using a sil-a-gel product which was washed and left out to dry, with the taste of sil-a-gel in my mouth simply from breathing the odor in all night.
    • Somewhat porous
    • Strong odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I loved the design of this. The shape is realistic but the colour is definitely not, it reminds me distinctly of the Smurfs. The bulbous head added extra pressure against my g-spot, I imagine it would work equally well on the P-spot. The veins were raised just enough to be pleasurable but not irritating. The balls provide an attractive and functional base. They are good for holding down the dildo while using it on a flat surface like a bed or in the bath, and they enable safe anal penetration.

The size was intimidating for me at first; it is not the girthiest toy out there, but at 1 3/4" in diameter it isn't small. I have wanted a larger dildo for a long time and hadn't found one that I was completely sold on. After using the Softee a few times I am completely smitten. It gives a satisfying sense of fullness and was the perfect length for riding on the bed.

This is NOT a discreet item. It is too large to be hidden away in a jewelry box or a small toy box and you will not be able to pawn it off as a cosmetic item, a roll of candy or even a decorative art piece (that is unless you are in the habit of decorating with multicoloured penis sculptures).

Again, I would not recommend it to beginners because of its size. There is a similar product by the same company that is a smaller version of this. If you are just starting out and are attracted to the look of this I would suggest checking out the link at the bottom of this review.
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical


The length of the Softee Ballsy Super is both good and bad depending on it's use. For straddling on a bed or in the bathtub it is excellent; for strap-on vaginal penetration, it might be too much. The packaging states that the balls will make contact in just the right places. there is no world in which those balls will make contact with my body, (that is unless I fold the remaining 1/3rd of the dildo over until it touches me). I cannot attest to this didlos performance during anal penetration; size wise, this cock is WAY out of my league.

Harness compatibility was good. The Softee fit comfortably into a 2" O ring. The balls worked to help stabilize it as well.

Though the base of this dildo is not designed for suction, I did find that it would stick to the base of my bathtub with relative ease.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

To prevent dust and dirt from collecting on your dildo you can store it with a condom on it. You will want to either keep this dildo in the original packaging, or seal it in an airtight bag or box. I would not advise storing it in a drawer, as the smell of the material will transfer onto anything it comes into direct contact with and will need to be washed out.

Cleaning should be done before and after every use, you can use a mild soap and warm water or a toy cleaner. Water and Silicone based lubricants are compatible with this toy.
    • Difficult to store


The packaging on this toy was a simple, one piece, molded, pull apart plastic box. I really like this type of plastic packaging because it can be reused for storage, and because you aren't likely to slice your hands open on sharp or thin edges while opening it.

There is a thin cardboard insert which is very colourful and makes the whole package appealing. The front of the insert proclaims that you have in your hand an 8 inch, soft to the touch, Phthalates free super cock. The back of the insert gives more material information (in 6 languages), company information, and a website address for registering your product for warranty purposes. It also warns against trying to warm your dildo in the microwave or oven. (Thank you, this is important to know!)
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable


I wasn't sure what to expect from this one. It is my first flat base dildo so I really had no idea how to utilize that feature. After a bit of trial and error I discovered that my favorite way to use it was to simply sit it on the bed, hold the base down with one hand and bounce. With one hand free you can easily stimulate your clitoris with either your fingers or a clitoral vibrator. This position is where the flexibility comes in handy because where a real cock can be jarred or slam into your cervix/pelvic bone during this type of play, the Softee Ballsy Super will bend and give, making it very unlikely for you to suffer any discomfort. The extra length is good for this position too because you will still get a decent amount of penetration where a smaller dildo might not be adequate.

I tried laying down in various positions and thrusting as well; I found I did not like the shape of the base for this. The size and shape made it uncomfortable to hold for extended periods of time.
Follow-up commentary
While I still really love the shape, size and colour of this toy, the material is really aggravating me. I don't know exactly what it is, but there seems to bee like an adhesive smudge in several places on the surface that I can NOT get rid of no matter how thoroughly I wash it. Subsequently I am having to use condoms with it which I hate. I don't know if this is an issue with all of the dildos or just mine, but if you have any doubts you might want to look into the silicone version of this toy, which is what I will be replacing mine with shortly.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Britt&Daniel
    Great review
  • ToyGurl
    Good review I like the size of this one.
  • Emma (Girl With Fire)
    Thank you
  • Sakura Mahal
    i kinda like the looks of it, but after you described the texture it reminded me of other toys I have that feel similiar and how it picks up hair and other stuff, such a pain. They also start burning after awhile, well, the dong I had did.
  • Emma (Girl With Fire)
    Might have been a rubber or jelly, both are quite porous and could have been harboring harmful bacteria. They are also notorious for picking up lint and hair.
  • thebest
    Thanks for the review! The Smurfette bit made me lol
  • panthers
    Thanks for the info
  • Arlinnae
    Thanks for the info!
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