Handsome Realistic Dildo

Measuring in at 7 inches with only 5.5 being insertable and a girth of only 1.5 inches, I found the Handsome Realistic Dildo lacking in the pleasure department. Now, I am a size queen, so it may just be me, but this toy didn't measure up to my expectations. It's made from firm phthalate-free PVC and when inserted feels very rigid. Despite being small in stature and not measuring up to my expectations, it could be painful at times due to the rigidity.

I found the toy to be best suited to gentle thrusting while using a clitoral vibe, rather than its intended purpose of mounting on the wall or my shower seat and riding it. We even tried using it for double vaginal penetration with it and PolyHubby (we thought this was a great idea because it wasn't large enough to cause pain with stretching, but large enough to give me a full feeling I want with double vaginal penetration). But it was just too firm and caused more pain than pleasure. If you're looking for a toy to use for double vaginal penetration, I highly recommend using the SimplX G-Spot Dildo.

The Handsome Realistic Dildo is made out of very firm phthalate free PVC. It is not very porous, although I do recommend using an antibacterial soap on it. If you plan to share it or use it for vaginal and anal purposes, use a condom on it to avoid spreading bacteria. The product page claims that toys made with this material are easy to clean, but I found that the Handsome Realistic Dildo took more time than other toys due to the designs on the shaft of the toy. There are many crevices and veins to pay attention to when cleaning.

It has no odor and is not harness compatible. At least not with the harness I have and not from lack of trying! It is anal safe, but I do recommend using a condom if you plan to use this toy for vaginal and anal play! As I mentioned before, it is very textured, and because of the rigidity, you can feel all of the bumps and veins.

The toy is a straight realistic dildo. It has no curve for g-spot stimulation and has a lot of texture. The balls at the base of the toy make it safe for anal use, and the suction cup makes it ideal for mounting and riding hands-free. The suction on the toy is strong, and it stays put for an impressive amount of time! I have stuck it to my wall for the hell of it, forgotten about it, and woke up to a dildo above my bed. Funny, but impressive.

The balls also make it easy to hold on to and a great place for your partner to hold onto so you can get the full 5.5 inches inserted instead of having precious space wasted on holding it. I do not recommend leaving it laying out because it is realistic and even the most pure-minded friend or family member will recognize its use! Furthermore, it is small enough to be a great starter dildo to find out if you like things inside of you, but please be aware of how rigid it is!

The toy does exactly what it is made to do: be inserted. It can be suctioned to a wall or shower and road it can be used by a partner, it is anal safe. It is perfect for its intended use as a traditional, realistic dildo. It does not vibrate and is not harness safe. It makes no sound (except when you peel it off the wall), it's incredibly easy to use, and is not discreet.

It is slightly porous, as I mentioned before, so do use a condom if you plan on sharing this with a friend or between holes. Clean it with an antibacterial soap to wash away any bacteria that may be hiding and pay attention to cracks, crevices, veins, bumps, and ridges. I do not store mine up against other naked toys because I have trust issues with anything that is not 100% silicone or glass or metal. I also recommend keeping it out of the sun. I would only use water-based lube as to ensure that everything will wash away. For more information on lube and the risks it poses with certain toys, check out my article Lube: You Should Use It.