Dick Rambone cock - realistic dildo discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by YoungCouple

Unveiling / Packaging / Sniff Test

The box was opened (it was a big box). And there in all its plastic, blister packed glory was 17" of beige Rambone Cock, 7 inches around. Both of us had a look on our faces that was a mixture of punch drunk silly and pure apprehension.

We immediately commented that this clear blister pack was devoid of naked women on the front which I find tasteful, in fact the packaging looks like a hundred dollar bill and says "one size fits most" with an implied devilish snicker. I think they did the hundred dollar bill packaging because that's about the amount most partners would have to pay their Significant Other to take this thing.

The packaging was surprising in that you can open it without tools and it recloses, so flimsy as it is, it works for storing Rambone; provided you have a BIG toy box. Our toy is currently on the top shelf of the closet in the brown cardboard box it shipped in while we look for a new toy box to fit it.

Our initial impression was that the smell was fairly faint, the color is a basic beige, and the dong is as strong as it needs to be to support its length. The sil-a-gel stays pretty firm, great for thrusting, but if you are jumping up a major size in girth here, be aware that the material does not give much at all. The veins are very pronounced and feel great once you get this guy in, more on that later.

Material, Safety, and Cleaning

The EF overview states that this is rubber but the packaging clearly states sil-a-gel PVC. Which is a much safer material than rubber, and has some anti bacterial properties. Still, keep a condom on this one (magnums work, but the XL's are better) if you are sharing or playing anally.
Because sil-a-gel is not actually silicone, you can use both silicone and water based lubes with this one.

More info on sil-a-gel here: Sil-a-Gel

The material is much more dust free than rubber or jelly but runs through thin lube like mad. We used Astroglide GEL with the best results. Our usual Astroglide was not staying long enough, and you need LOTS of lube for this one, hubby made a run to the drugstore before we even started.

Cleaning is easy, there is a lot of surface area but toy cleaner or antibacterial soap both work well, I dried it with a clean towel and it left no or very little lint. We usually store toys in plastic baggies like ziplocks once clean, but there is NO WAY you are finding a ziplock this big. Rambone does not come with a bag. Keep the plastic it comes in until you can make a satin bag or something equivalent.

Dimensions and Shape

Dimensionally this one is for experienced users only. Unless your partner is hung like a horse, you are into large toys, or are into fisting, don't bother with this. If you are somewhat experienced and wanting to foray into larger toys, this is a decent entry level huge toy. I'd say buy this if you want something stiff and easy to control or the
John Holmes UR3 if you want something easier to insert, but harder to control and thrust.

As for the size: Hubby is 6'2" tall, and this starts at his elbow and goes past the tip of his fingers, neither of us can wrap a hand around it. The veins are large and feel great once inside. When laid on my stomach, the balls start at my pussy and the tip is between my breasts, forget about taking this all the way anally or vaginally, the length is for control.

It's very heavy and the weight makes suction cup use difficult but doable.
As for shape, that is where the main complaint lies. The head makes it easy to get in, because it tapers right into the shaft, there is no feeling of "popping in", and keeping it in anally will be harder than toys with a defined head like the BAM.

If you look closely at the photos, the largest circumference is about 3-4 inches from the tip, which means that if you want to bottom it out in your pussy, ass, or other orifice, you have to get past the thickest part first. After you get past it, it's easy to take the rest, but keep it in mind at first use.

Uses

You can do just about anything with Rambone, it's damn sexy to have laid on your chest, you can screw it (both anally and vaginally), you can suck it, you can stick it to the wall and ride it like the cowboy/cowgirl you always wanted to be as a kid.

You can give it to your friends at bachelorette parties, or stick it to the wall at your next dinner party to embarrass company - see how long you can go until someone mentions it. You could dress it up as a penis sidekick for Halloween. You could put it in a harness and play the newest party game: "peg the donkey". You can draw smiley faces on the head and make just about anybody laugh.

Experience

Ladies, lie on your back, have a loving partner (or long arms), and TONS of lube and patience. Work up to the largest toy you had before, then get ready for this one. The first two inches go easily, and due to the tapered shape I had no idea when the head popped in on this one I kept asking hubby how far it was in! Once you get to inch three things will start really stretching, I felt a great full feeling, just not deep yet. Around inch 4 things get interesting. Watching this gigantic veiny dong working its way inside was intimidating and erotic all at once; by inch 4 the pain was starting to overcome the pleasure…

We tried light thrusting and twisting to get past 4 inches, and they helped a bit, but what really did it was adding some clitoral stimulation, once hubby started the Hitachi on my clit it was all over. My mind began to focus on the pleasure more than the pain, and I hung just near orgasm while my hubby SLOWLY slid in about 8 inches of this monster, my pussy able to feel every vein, there is nothing realistic feeling about Rambone, he’s just hard, and FULL!

I was just about to come when my hubby started slowly thrusting, this time with Rambone fully bottomed out (and with more than half of the dong still sticking out of me). It was pretty painful as this was still our first go with Rambone, but the orgasm world rocking! The orgasm from being completely filled up is like nothing else in the sex toy world. Rambone fills you up, lets you feel every vein, and since it is fairly stiff it carries vibrations well from another vibe. I dare you to put a Hitachi touching this and your clit while holding off orgasm for more than say... six seconds. If you already like them big, or you want to get started, Rambone is a pile of fun!

Anal Use

This is out of my leaugue Anal wise and sadly, hubby has not tried this yet. He did promise me that if I took it, then he would. Look for a follow up review as he slowly works his way up to Rambone (with a condom on of course); Or check out some of the other great reviews from guys on this site who have already conquered the master that is Rambone.

This cock has been steadily moving up in out big toy night rotation. Because he is rock hard it has taken me a while to get used to the girth, but now that hubby can thrust him in and out of me with ease, I can get off multiple times from riding rambone. If we throw in a magic wand on the clit at the same time, then all bets are off on the number of orgasms.

He has held up well to multiple cleanings and is good about not collecting much lint (unlike BAM).

Rambone leaves me so worn out after a play session that I literally cannot even roll over in bed. He is definitely for special occasions only, but this cock is worth it at twice the price.