Dick Rambone cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Ericc

I didn't consider myself an anal beginner, until this package arrived. My jaw dropped in awe at the massive girth, weight, and endless length of this monster dildo! I couldn't resist it and got to work immediately. It took a few minutes to get started, but once it was in, I rode this beast on the floor for over an hour. I probably only got 5" deep, but every thrust was like a new adventure! I cannot imagine ever making it to the floor, but that's what excites me. It will be a very exciting and endless challenge!

This dildo smells, but not as bad as described in some reviews I have read. The texture is firm and has no give. The suction cup is strong, and it stays in place on the floor and even on a painted wall!

I am completely excited by the endless size of this dildo. The tip was easily (okay, somewhat -- I'm obviously not a pro) inserted; and, from there, it was like a roller coaster of bumpy veins and more girth.
The suction cup stayed in place on the floor and even held this massive and very heavy cock firmly placed on a painted wall.

The material is very firm, and has very little give.

I had read that the smell was bad, but I didn't believe it was that bad or strong at all. It has been thoroughly washed though, and I believe it will always have an odor.

Overall, I couldn't be more pleased. This dildo should keep me occupied for a very long time, as I can't possibly ever see getting to the bottom of it.

Obviously, the size is the best part of this massive dildo! What else were you looking for? I was surprised at how well the suction cup held it in place, and it is firm enough to stand almost horizontal when attached to the wall. I really liked the length, as it stands high enough to really ride it on the floor.

This toy is very easily washed with warm water and antibacterial soap. It does not have any deep crevices or pores to worry about. A condom may be used for added safety and should be used whenever the toy is being used with multiple partners or orifices. I found it was very easily lubricated. It is definitely not discreet and will require a good hiding place, unless you have a great poker face and can pass it off as a gag!

The packaging is nice and simple. The package has grooves around it, so it was easily opened; and it can be easily resealed and used as a storage container.

I can't see ever getting tired of this endless toy!

I used this toy anally, and it is not for beginners. But, I can't imagine anyone could possibly be too advanced to enjoy this toy.