Dick Rambone cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by SexSay


If you want to stretch and push any pussy to the limit, then this is the ideal toy. Its massive size and length will test the best of any size queen looking for a new challenge. Rambone is great for riding and getting the perfect angle to hit the G-spot over and over, but that is only if you can manage to get the 17" long and 7" wide cock inside of you.
Very long, smooth, antibacterial material
Too thick, strong smell
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is literally the largest toy that I have ever tried in my life, and the only thing I can say is WOW! This is NOT a toy for beginners. Even for those who have been at it for a while, they may want to really think about this purchase. If you are a girl who is looking for the thickest cock around then I would say try this, but this would give any women a run for her money. I find that Rambone is best used when riding. The length makes it so easy to ride the toy from the ground without having to add extra leverage. Also you don't have to dip so low to the ground to get the desired pleasure you seek when straddling this bad boy. This toy is also great for masturbation in any position because the length of it makes it so easy to hold onto and manipulate. Furthermore, the 17" inch length is something that should be considered when indulging in rough toy play. This could bruise your cervix, which is not fun. But I do have to say it is a very heavy piece. Rambone weighs in at 3.2 lbs which is on the heavy side. While you are masturbating, you can also get a good upper and lower body workout. Just remember if you plan on going at it for long periods of time, the weight of it may tire you out. This toy can also be used for anal. You have to be very bold to try that!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Rambone has a very strong odor. The odor was so strong prior to opening the package that I could smell it. The aroma is not bad; it just reminds me of plastic flowers. So if you like the artificial floral smell, then this may not bother you. I attempted to wash this dildo over a dozen times just to see if the smell would diminish, but I am sad to report that there is no change in the smell at all. I think I may use this as an air fresher for my closet. Rambone is made of a material called Sil-A-Gel which is a completely anti-bacterial material, latex free, and doesn't have any toxic material making this a great toy for anyone. Rambone has a porous feel to it, giving it a more realistic feel and texture. You will also find deep veining along the side which can be felt (especially when the toy is moving in and out). This really adds to the realistic experience when using this dildo. I find that even though this dildo has a soft texture, it is actually very firm. On top of it being huge and super thick, it's also firm; this is not something I would recommend for beginners. Also, just the weight of this toy makes it not a good choice for a harness.
    • Porous
    • Smooth
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Rambone is a massive toy only good for the experienced of the experienced. With a length of 17" inches and a thickness of 7 inches, that makes this a mammoth of dildos. If you think you are going to travel discreetly with this giant, think again. Every airport security worker will know your naughty little secret. I personally loved the length of this unit but would have preferred if it came in a thinner size for us non-size queens. The over all design of this toy is very realistic, from the shape and design of the scrotum to the tip of the head. The veining is also a nice added touch to this dildo, which can actually be felt, and definitely adds to the sensation. The only negative I can say about this toy is the circumference of Rambone, the closest thing in size I can compare it to is a can of Coke. They around the same size. So if you think that a can of Coke can fit in your juice box, then go for it!
    • Partner play
    • Realistic
    • Realistic huge large thick


Rambone sports an impressive 17" inches of massive pleasure. To me this is the standout thing about this toy, but most may find that they have trouble just getting the darn thing in because of the sheer width of this toy. If you are able to get this in then you can ride this thing till the cows come home because it has the perfect length for that. It does have a suction cup on it, but I really think they should have gone for a bigger one. I found that the suction cup did have some problems attaching to a surface, but that is primarily due to the weight of this toy pulling it up. I do not know if this toy would be good for a harness, and I picture that with the size and the weight it would make for a weird fit. Once I was able to squeeze her in, I enjoyed riding Rambone. I used a chair to hold on to and loved the length and the fact that I didn't have to go so low to the ground.
    • Huge soft

Care and Maintenance

Because this toy is a bit of a lint magnet, it is recommended that you use this toy with a condom and a water based lubricant. Even though it is made of Sil-A-Gel, this dildo should still be cleaned before and after each use and between uses of partners. The preferred method to clean Rambone is to use a warm water and a mild soap. Be sure to clean it thoroughly and to remove any and all particles that may become attached to it.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
No matter how much I use this toy it always feels like the first time. I am still in shock at the size of this, and no matter what, it feels like the first time. I really hate the suction cup on this toy, and I still wish it was a little thinner. If it was thinner I think that I would be able to get a little more use out of it. This is one giant that I am still trying to conquer.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    Nice review. Although Sil-a-Gel is anti-bacterial, it is still semi-porous, so sharing with a partner that you are not fluid bonded with is not a good idea, so a condom should be used if you do plan on sharing.
  • liilii080
    Wow, now that is a massive cock.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Jimbo maybe you over looked it but she included that info in her care section instead of the material section.
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