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If you're looking for a highly textured, discreet, weighty, unyielding glass dildo, French Kiss is all that. Plus, it's not too large, allowing for a comfortable experience given how hard glass toys are. And as an afterthought, it can be quite helpful to massage your aches and pains away.
highly textured; durability; weighty; aesthetically pleasing
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Edenfantasys' French Kiss is a pink glass dildo with extreme texture. It's perfect for both G-spot and P-spot masturbation or partner play. But for the guys, of course, only most likely if you fancy pink dildos, well, anyone actually. Those who love their dildos with lots of texture will find French Kiss hits the mark. But don't get too excited yet. Since it is made of hard, unforgiving glass, do be careful to curb enthusiastic thrusting because you could easily hurt yourself or your partner. The curved handle makes it a safe choice for anal play. And an added bonus, it's perfect for temperature play. For anyone who has never ventured into textured toys either vaginal or anal, this is not the toy to begin that adventure with.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Discreet & travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

French Kiss is made of hard solid borosilicate glass, one of the safest materials for sex toys. It's non-porous, latex-free, hypoallergenic, non-toxic, phthalates-free, hygienic, durable, and odorless. Glass is perfect for temperature play. Just be sure to not go from icy cold to very hot to prevent damage.

For some icy cold fun, I leave my dildo in the fridge or freezer overnight depending on whether I want a cool or icy cold experience. Setting it up in a bowl of water with some ice can do as well. And for the warmth of body temperature or even hotter fun, heating it in hot water works well. I know some people boil or use a microwave to heat their glass toys. I don't, since the glass could crack or break no matter how careful I am.

French Kiss is durable as long as it's not dropped or hit against something that could damage it. If it is dropped, it will crack or break into pieces rather than shatter as other types of glass would. It's not safe to use if cracked and should be tossed away or recycled with your other recyclable glass. Otherwise, it will last for many years of pleasurable experiences.
    • Bumpy
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Texture is what French Kiss is all about. Lots of pronounced smooth ridges and bumps blend together with a smooth, slick surface over the whole length of the dildo while only bumps trail around the smooth handle. Also, the translucent pink dildo is a bit hefty in weight, adding to your pleasurable experience. I recommend anyone new to texture to first start with much less textured toys, working up, over time, to such pronounced texture that you will find with this dildo.

French Kiss looks much like a cutesy kind of pink Seahorse, nothing like a dildo. It's tapered at the tip and widens to a circumference of 4". The total length is 6 3/8" with an insertable length of 4 1/4". This is the perfect length for me. Even if you prefer a much longer dildo, French Kiss is still a wonderful experience just for the extreme texture. The inside curve, or gentle inward curve flowing down from the handle is textured with evenly spaced smooth bumps. And the arched side moving from the inside of the fingerhold has evenly placed pronounced smooth ridges in a wave pattern.

The handle curves around tapering to a small circumference just within 1/4" of the dildo nearly completing a circle. The flow of the tapering down in circumference and curve is just right for me to get a good hold, slipping either my thumb or forefinger through the open space. The fingerhold is 5/8" diameter. The bumps along the one side of French Kiss continue along the outside of the handle.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic


What is best about French Kiss? The texture, of course. The fact that it doesn't resemble a sex toy will appeal to some people but it's not an issue for me. Also, I find its hefty weight adds much more to my experience with a dildo compared to my lighter weight ones. I really enjoy how it's cool to the touch too.

I like lots of texture. My first experience with pronounced texture was with the G-Brush dildo (I wrote a review for it), and I loved, loved it! I soon knew that I had to have more toys with lots of texture. And I now have a toy with very extreme texture, French Kiss. It has the most extreme texture of all my dildos and vibrators. The first few times I played with it were testing it out for this review and I enjoyed it. I have since found that I need to be in the mood for its texture, otherwise, eh.

I like the beautiful artsy design of French Kiss. And to be honest, I love just about any shade of pink. So the translucent pink is visually appealing to me. Since the first 1" from the tip is only smooth glass, I find sliding the textured outer curved length works very well for stimulating my clit, vulva, and perineum.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Even though the glass is smooth and slick, I recommend using lots of lube for easy slippery thrusting to get the best experience of the texture. Any lube is compatible with glass, but do take care handling French Kiss when lubed up and slippery because you could lose control of it.

This glass dildo is so easy to clean by just washing with warm soapy water taking care to clean around the bumps and between the ridges. You could also wipe down with a 10% bleach solution or wash in your dishwasher. And once French Kiss is dry, simply store in the red velvet pouch that comes with it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


I usually don't comment on packaging unless something is notable, as in this case. French Kiss comes wrapped in bubble wrap inserted in a nice red velvet drawstring pouch. The discreet pouch is perfect for storing your dildo.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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