Bam realistic cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by WetJenn

Huge Toy, Huge Explosion

This toy lives up to its expectations. It is a little shocking when you pull it out of the box, but anyone up for a challenge will get excited and ready to play. The weight is a drawback, but some that is tolerable and understandable; it is a LARGE toy.
The size, the design and the suction cup
The weight
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This toy is huge. Think large spray can of hairspray with a little bit more width. It is something that you definitely need to use a starter toy with. It isn't a toy that you can just get right to using. I use some of my larger toys (which are dwarfed by this one) first with some fingers included to stretch myself before inserting. After I use it, it does leave me feeling sore/bruised but in a good way, but I bounce back to normal tightness with some Kegels a few hours later. I wouldn't use it with a partner the first time. This is one that you figure out if you can take it alone and then bring in a play partner.

I have never used it anally, but would love to be able too.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The toy is firm and made of rubber. It is crazy heavy though. The head is a little bit larger then the shaft, so you get a nice popping when using it.

It does stink. I keep this toy separate from my other toys and it makes the whole area smell like a sex shop. After using it a couple times though, the smell reminds of the toy and what fun I have with it, so it turns me on. I have washed it a bunch of different times and it has not gotten any lighter, so I guess it is going to stay that way for the length of its life.
    • Rigid
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I love the design of this toy.

It looks almost just like the pornstar it is model after (you can google pictures if you don't believe me), even with the skin tone.

It is not a travelling toy though. Nor is it a everyday use toy. I break mine out for special occasions or after it has been a little while since using it.

I would not recommend this for anyone who does not like large girth toys. I prefer thickness to length so this is perfect for me. I can not actually take all of it when using it in missionary, just about half, but while in doggy I almost go balls deep which to me is an accomplishment. I love the feeling of being full and this does it for me completely.
    • Realistic


The suction cup that comes on this toy is the best suction cup I have found to date. It does slip if there is to much lube used, but does not come undone. The performance is the same as a normal dildo; just takes a little bit longer to get going.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

The care is super easy. I usually use the toy and then take it in the shower with me to clean afterwards. It dries super fast and cleans easily with just normal soap and water. There are no batteries needing to be changed.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Personal comments

I love this toy. I can't say it enough; the toy is the best buy. It is something you need to work up to definitely, but once you do you have a blast. I love the feeling of being full, so this does it for me perfectly. I would recommend this to those who are looking for a larger toy then normal and are up for a challenge.


The weight of this toy is the only draw back. When using it by yourself it is impossibly heavy. You feel like you need 2 more hands just to be able to use it and touch yourself in all the right places.

I have used this with my husband a couple of times and each time he has done me doggy with the toy. That position is great with it because you can just imagine a man with that huge cock behind you. He also has the ability to pound me harder then I can ever do by myself. He does have to watch about ramming it to hard, but once we get a rhythm going it is all smooth sailing from there.
Follow-up commentary
I love this toy. I still can't take all of it lengthwise, but I can get about half of it in me, almost three quarters, while on my hands and knees, which is more then I could take when I first started using it. It gets easier and takes less time to work it in the more I have used it. Every time I use it, I turn around and know what to expect, so there is nothing that surprises me with it, expect for how easily and hard I cum.

It has held up like it was new. The suction cup continues to work perfectly also. The weight has not gotten any better, it is still crazy heavy, but totally worth using it. I would recommend this to anyone who is looking for a challenge and is a size queen. You will go through a lot of lube. Still a definite buy and one of my favorites.
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  • pinkcupcakes
    great review, thanks!
  • WetJenn
    your welcome glad it helped.
  • LavenderSkies
  • SadoMas
    ty ty!
  • Falsepast
  • Falsepast
    * weight is a problem for me
    (sorry about that, accidentally hit enter to early).
  • SecretKinksters
    Nice review
  • lustylusty
    Thanks for the review
  • poetprincess
  • noway
    Thanks for reviewing...too much for me I'm afraid.
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