The Softee ballsy super by Doc Johnson - review by SavingMyself

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If you're a size queen, this one's for you

Overall I was disappointed with this product, but that is because I don't enjoy overly large toys. I also didn't like the overpowering smell that I can't seem to get rid of. The only thing I really enjoyed about this product was the fact that it comes in pretty colors.
O-ring Compatible
Comes in pretty colors
Too Large
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


If you are a fan of big dildos, you should definitely try this one out. If you aren't used to big toys though, I would recommend getting something else and working your way up to this. Like all dildos, this is meant to be used for penetration. It can be used vaginally or anally because of the base(although I think it would be quite a stretch there, pun intended). If you're going back and forth between the two you should use a condom for anal because the material is porous. This toy can be used when you're alone or with a partner. The toy is also o-ring compatible so it can be used as a strap on.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The toy is made out of pvc. It is meant to have a semi-realistic feel. It is definitely not a very firm toy and tends to flop around a bit. One of the worst things about this toy is that it has a horrible smell that I have been unable to get rid of. I've soaked it in soap and water and a vinegar solution and it still smells just as strongly as it did when it came out of the package. The smell is strong enough to be distracting even when playing with the toy.
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This is definitely a huge toy. The size specs are:
Length: 8"
Insertable length: 7"
Circumference: 5 1/2"
Diameter: 1 3/4"
Weight:20 oz
I had a very hard time getting this in me, because I am fairly small down there, so this toy is not for beginners. This toy was too big to be really pleasurable for me. I like to be stretched but this toy is too much. It is also not discreet. It's huge and bright blue, pink, or purple depending on which one you buy.
    • Whimsical / artistic


I honestly was not a very big fan of this toy, but all of the reasons are my own personal preferences not necessarily the fault of the toy. I had a hard time getting this in even with lots of lube. I also didn't like the smell of the toy, so I will probably never order another toy made with this particular material. I will say that I think the fact that the toy is o-ring compatible is cool, even though I will never use that feature.
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This toy is fairly easy to care for since it is only one piece with no removable parts or compartments. You can wash it with a little soap and water. Storing this may be a little difficult because it is a very large toy. There are no compatibility issues when it comes to lube, silicone based and water based can both be used.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean


The packaging for this is definitely not discreet. It comes in a plastic package with a colorful insert that says and shows plainly what is inside. There were no instructions, but I don't really think this product needs any.

    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
This toy is just too big for me to enjoy and the smell still hasn't gotten any better. I haven't used this since I tried it out so I could review it, and I doubt I will use it in the future.
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  • Septimus
    Thanks for the review!
  • NakedGeeks
    a strong smell would be off putting for sure
  • chicmichiw
    Thanks for the review, hope you write more!
  • aluminummm
    thank you!
  • Zandrock
    Thanks for the review
  • RedKyuubi
    Thank you
  • ththpup
    Keep writing!
  • dorky23
    Great review!!!!!
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