The Softee ballsy super by Doc Johnson - review by MJ7

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Worth a Try

Despite the things I did not like about this toy, it still had a lot of great aspects, and I think it`s definitely worth a try and worth having in your toy box!
Realistically detailed veins, etc; large length and girth; feels real
Strong rubbery smell; not very realistic looking
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
This was the first dildo that my partner and I ever tried. We were both pleased with the experience; however, we still like using the real thing in the bedroom a lot more than a dildo. But this toy is great for solo play, for adding a little extra spice to your sex life, foreplay, or anything else your imagination can think of!

I would not recommend this dildo to beginners such as myself, simply because of the size. The length of 7 inches is not what frightened me a little, but more the large girth of it! It was a big veiny monster, but I couldn`t wait to use it despite being a little apprehensive.

It was very realistic-looking in detail; the veins, the head, and the ``circumcision scar``. However, it felt too thick and heavy to be realistic, as well as feeling too rubbery and a little greasy. Not at all as smooth as a real cock, sad to say! The balls on the base of the shaft were a nice touch, but they looked unrealistic and almost funny because the balls were so small and the shaft was so big.

I had the misfortune of accidentally ordering the purple-colored one, which made it look especially unrealistic. I would have preferred the pink one, but I still don`t think the solid color would help very much in the realism department.

Aside from all this, the main thing my partner and I noticed about the dildo was the smell. It has a very strong rubbery smell, so strong that it actually stunk up my whole bedroom! I can`t imagine anyone trying to be discreet with this sex toy. Not because it`s big, but because of the smell! Good thing I can be open with the other people in my house, and don`t have to say, ``Um...I had a bunch of balloons in my bedroom...`` to explain away the rubbery smell!

You might want to crack a window though, because the smell is strong and will linger for hours.

My partner and I put a condom on the dildo (I didn`t want something that smelled so harsh touching my body unprotected!) and began to experiment with it. We had to use a LOT of lubricant to ease it inside me - it was that thick! However, once a basic rhythm was established by my partner`s hand holding the base of the dildo, it was clear that no matter what the toy looked like, it FELT real.

G-sport orgasm was easily achieved in both missionary and doggy-style positions. Also, because of it`s length, my cervix was able to be stimulated with gentle movements. However, be careful not to go too rough with this toy, because instead of stimulating the cervix, you might end up hurting it. THAT is never a nice feeling.

This toy has potential for use with a strap-on as well, but I don`t have a harness so I couldn`t test that out. As an FTM, I can see a lot of potential in this toy. Not as a packer, but as a great tool to lessen gender dysphoria. Strapping one on and strutting around in it - now that would feel empowering!

Due to the size, I wasn`t interested in using the toy for anal play, but I can see it having great potential for those of you who are a little more experienced and a little more confident in that area!

All in all, it was not the best toy out there, but definitely worth a try.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My The Softee ballsy super tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot
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