Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein dildo - realistic dildo by Fleshlight - review by KrissyNovacaine

OK, Frankenstein is my thing. I am an English Major, and the book is in my top 5 of all time. When I saw that Eden was getting these, I became obsessed. I checked everyday until it came in stock. As soon as they got it, I ordered it.

I wasn't disappointed. I knew that the dimensions on this weren't going to be ideal, but the details that they added totally made up for it.

The Frankenstein by Fleshlight is a big boy. One would expect that though. It is fantastically sculpted with a ton of detail. He is not for the faint of heart. He is textured, girthy, and long. One the other hand, he is really frakking cool. Like, I would leave him out next to my beautiful illustrated copy of Frankenstein if it wasn't for my prudish mother in law always dropping in.

Frank can be used vaginally or anally because he has a proportional sack to his shaft.

Frank is made from quite the hefty chunk of high quality silicone. It is very shiny, so it does have a good amount for drag, but that can be minimized be a healthy dose of water based lubricant. The shiny silicone seems to pick up a lot less lint and cat hair than other types of silicone, but it is still there, so give him a wash before and after use.

The silicone they used is right about what I would call in the middle as far as firmness goes. You can bend Frank over, but you have to use some force to do so, and he stands super straight, but he does have a little squish and flexibility.

Fleshlight's silicone came with no odor or taste, and it doesn't retain any either.

Frank is a work of art. He is completely realistic... You know, aside from being green and part machine. He has veins. He has ridges. He also has screws, bolts, sutures, and staples. I was initially nervous about all of those when looking at the product photos, but when you are able to feel them, they aren't rough or overwhelming at all. They used color, in this case a dark green, to make them look more pronounced than they are. They do add texture, but not one that is going to be too intense for most users.

Have I gushed over his looks enough for you yet? Because if not, I will be able to.

Frank is amazing. The underside of his cock has the skin pulling away, exposing the metal framework that keeps him running. Everything is a mottled green with darker green used to highlight every detail. This makes everything pop out at you. Frank even has fantastically realistic balls that actually have the right texture for a scrotum. One of the testicles has a vent detail on it that if you examine closely actually has "Frank" written on it.

Frank is quite large. In fact, he is 11" long with 9" of that being insertable. At the widest, which is near the bottom of his shaft, he is 7" in circumference.

Frank is one solid chunk of silicone. He lacks any kind of electronic parts that would give him functions, but honestly, I don't need that from him. Some will be disappointed that there is no slot to insert a bullet in as well, but I don't mind.

Also, it lacks a suction base, so you can't stick it to things... This is kind of sad for me because I would totally stick it sill places to scare my partners with.

As for harnesses, it is great if you have a ring that will fit it.

This is made from silicone, so it requires a certain amount of care. Silicone can only be used with water based lubricants. Additionally, silicone cannot be stored touching other types of toy materials like other silicones, TPR, UR3, etc.

As for cleaning, silicone can be sterilized by boiling it, putting it in the top rack of your dishwasher, or wiping it with a 10% bleach solution. If you just want to clean it, you can wash this in warm water with mild soap or toy cleaner. This wipes down very nicely, you will want to make sure and pay special attention to around the testicles because fluid can get trapped there.

Frank came in a black cardboard box with a clear plastic window on the front that you can easily see him through, so this is not discreet. One side has a product picture on it and the other says "Frankenstein". The back has a different product picture of Frank and then pictures of the other Freaks dildos. As Frank is my first toy from the Freaks line it would have been nice if they had a pic of all of them next to each other so I can see how much bigger he is than the rest.

For gift giving and storage, this is alright. It isn't too much bigger than Frank, so it will do until I make a bag for him. It's not discreet, but it's nice enough packaging that would be easy to wrap.