Not as desirable as it looks.

Like a compelling erotic story, it was great until the pizza guy showed up. This would be an amazing toy for someone who wants a solid sturdy piece, but if you're looking for a flexible toy that can get you to the big O, this just isn’t it. For the price you’d pay, you could easily save the money and go on tinder and get a date with a real willy and ghost the next day. Simply put, just not as exciting as it looks.
Soft, very detailed. The makers know what a beautiful willy looks like.
Hard, no give, the suction cup is a bit obnoxious, vibrations are way too strong for a starter.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review

First impression

So the big day arrived, and the package was here. I opened the box and...BAM! There’s this guy. I was really excited; it looked so real, soft, and just exciting! After opening and really getting to touch the toy, it was very apparent that it was solid, to the point of no bend at all. It is very sturdy, and the vibration is very intense for such a small battery.

First Use

Obviously excited that this had arrived, I decided to try it out. My first thought was that I don’t have any place to put it. Because it has a suction cup, I decided to play solo. No problem, just like a regular vibrator. That was cool; then I tried to use it on a surface. I found a sturdy one, and that was the problem area. The suction cup only stayed in place when held, and it was hard. Not a good exciting hard either, it was uncomfortable. The vibration was way too much on the other settings. Because of its sturdy build, there was zero wiggle room. It was a straight shot, and that made it an uncomfortable experience. I got a not-so-big O, and it went back in the box.

Further Experience

I haven’t touched it since, but it was a lovely size, maybe even a tad bigger than normal. The detail was very realistic, and it was very soft. I just don’t think it was exactly the toy I was looking for.

Vibration Map

The vibration is off the map! Very intense, not a good starter toy.
  • Very mild, low level vibration
  • Moderate vibration
  • Strong and easily felt vibration

Orgasm Intensity

I didn't have a strong orgasm, it came and went. It wasn’t a great one.
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