James Deen signature silicone vibrating cock - realistic vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by marblefish

Not for the faint of heart!

This item is worth it. Not simply because it's made from a disgustingly cute pornstar, but because it's made from quality materials. I can use it without being afraid of having an allergic reaction to the material - if you've never had an allergic reaction to a cheaply-made toy, they SUCK. They all kinds of suck, you want the world to die, and you'll hate everything until it clears up. This thing is amazing.
It's easy to care for, looks pretty, and does the job and then some.
Not much I can really think of. I was surprised at how large it was when I got it.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Maybe I'm just biased and want the real deal in my bed RIGHT DAMN NOW, but this is an exceptionally pretty penis. It's made out of 100% silicone, meaning that as long as you remove the vibrating bullet, it can be thrown in the dishwasher for cleaning. It's non-porous - for those germaphobes like me, that's a huge selling point. The more common jelly toys are porous and are lint traps - they catch everything and are ridiculously difficult to keep clean. This thing even comes with a black satin bag for storage!

(Just don't do what I do and use it as a paperweight or a table decoration to freak out your friends. For some reason they don't like that.)

This thing is not for beginners or for the faint of heart. It's between 8-9 inches long and let me tell you, it is girthy. It's slightly bigger in the middle and definitely is not something you should be using without a good water-based lube. NEVER use silicone lubricant with a silicone toy!

The vibrator is pretty good, but I generally remove it and use the vibrator separately. And cleanup is easy. Seriously, you can literally put it in the dishwasher. I'm not joking. If you don't want to do that though, use a good toy cleaner or baby wipes. Try to not use soap and water. Soap dries things out, and we wouldn't want to risk drying this toy out and getting little cracks in the surface. Best not to use in the shower or tub if you're using the vibrator - it's not waterproof. If you take the vibrator out, then go gung ho.

All in all, it’s a great product. Just be aware that yes, it IS on the big-'n-girthy side.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The material of the toy is 100% medical/food-grade silicone. It is absolutely the best material out there and second only to glass or metal in terms of non-porousness. The silicone has little to no smell and little to no taste. It has vein detailing worked into the surface and is of a firmer density. This isn't a soft and squishy toy. The texture isn't exactly for beginners; something softer would probably be more up your alley.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is extremely aesthetically pleasing. Honestly, I think James Deen has a beautiful penis and it made a beautiful toy. The shaft is pleasingly thick, the vein detailing is subtle but definitely tangible. If you're going across the borders it'll definitely raise some questions at customs - it's a dick, and it looks like a dick. There's not really any way to make it more discreet. It does have a black carrying bag though for storage.
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrator is a longish, cylindrical, removable bullet vibe that takes three AAA batteries. It has an O-ring on it, so apparently you should be able to use it in water. Me, however, I'm paranoid about the notion of mixing water with electricity, so I avoid that and just take the bullet out. It's not that loud and is operated by a single push-button control - on or off.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Wash with toy cleaner, alcohol-free baby wipes, or even the dishwasher. This grade of silicone is non-porous and is very easy to clean. Do not EVER use another silicone product, like lube, with a silicone toy. It'll melt. If you feel like testing that theory, go ahead. Use a water-based lube, or even coconut oil. I've been using coconut oil for ages now, with no adverse effects to myself or any toys I use.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


It's packaged simply, in easy-to-open plastic packaging and a James Deen packaging box.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

Can we just clone James Deen so I can have him for Christmas?
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  • MrWishyWashy
    Great job, thank you!
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    I love your opening line

    Thanks for a great review and enjoyable read
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    Great review, thank you!
  • Falsepast
    I was surprised at the size too, but I'm just terrible at estimating how big a toy will be
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