James Deen signature silicone vibrating cock - realistic vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by PropertyOfPotter

James Deen's Super Large Peen!

This super large, super realistic dildo is truly amazing! I never realized how much a mold could truly pick up details! The material is awesome, the vibrations are strong, but it's very loud and the dildo might be too large for a lot of people. If you enjoy larger toys and prefer more powerful vibrations, than this is one to look into!
- Very Realistic
- Great Material
- Powerful Vibrations
-Comes With Storage Pouch
- Extremely Loud
- Cheap Storage Pouch
- Might Be Too Large
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Ever have a fantasy about having sex with a well known porn star? Ever imagine that it's YOU they're interested in playing with? Well, now that fantasy can become a little more realistic!

The James Deen Signature Silicone Vibrating Cock from Doc Johnson is a very impressive dildo that was molded from Porn Star James Deen, who is a favorite among many young women thanks to his 'female friendly' approach to pornography. This toy can be used in a few different ways, and I'm sure watching some of James Deen's work might give you a few ideas.

This toy is safe for vaginal use and anal use thanks to the large set of testicles at the base of the dildo, and can be used with or without the bullet inside. Use in or out of the shower, for couples play; working well for simulating double penetration, and is a great addition to solo time as well.

If you're not interested in using this as a toy, you can always take James Deen's approach to it and use it to throw at someone who's upset you. Nothing says, 'I'm mad at you' like a large cock bruise on your forehead.

The size of this toy is quite large and it may take some working up to. Size queens will rejoice while beginners might feel quite intimidated. This is not a great choice for a beginner, whether you intend on using it vaginally or anally, so be aware of that before making your purchase.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This dildo is made from Silicone which rates 10/10 on the Eden Material Safety Scale. It's made from food-grade material, is hypo-allergenic, non-porous, latex free, and phthalates free. This material is an incredibly safe option since it repels dirt and can be fully sterilized.

The bullet is made from ABS Plastic which has a rating of 8/10 on the safety scale. It's also made from food-grade material, is hypo-allergenic, non-porous, latex free, and phthalates free.

When I first opened the box, there was only a faint, new smell to the item. After washing once, the smell was still there, but it was less than before. I think after washing and airing out the dildo, the smell will be totally gone. There was also a very light taste, which I imagine will also go away after being washed and aired out.

The silicone is very firm, obviously more firm than an actual erect penis, but does have some give to it. When the bullet isn't inside, you can feel the difference with how easily you can squeeze the bottom of the shaft compared to the top. The dildo is able to bend well in your hands, but gives firm pressure when used internally.

This dildo is very realistic. Other than the fact that it's all the same color, the shape of the head and pronounced veins are incredible! It's truly amazing the amount of detail that can be picked up during the molding process! Though it has a veined texture to it that can be felt if you slide your hands over it, internally it isn't obvious at all. The head of the dildo is smaller than the shaft, so it doesn't give a large popping sensation, but it does provide good stimulation without that.

Because this toy is made of silicone, it's a given that the material has some drag to it. This bad boy picks up all kinds of lint, hair, and dust. Always make sure to rinse the dildo off before using it for this reason.

The plastic bullet is a shiny silver color and is totally smooth. It glides effortlessly across your skin without needing to be lubricated.
    • Flexible
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

James Deen is obviously in the porn industry for a reason. He has a large cock that was appreciated enough to have been molded and can now be found in the homes of many thanks to the creators at Doc Johnson and his desire to have a replica of himself to throw at others.

The detail on this dildo is truly amazing; everything from veins to dimples to wrinkles can be seen on it. It's very obviously realistic and not discreet in any way! It is quite large which makes it a little more difficult to hide and a beginner might find it to be rather intimidating. I would advise beginners to build up to this toy, rather than start with it.

The head of the dildo is very defined, obviously circumcised, and can even see a small dip in the material where his urethra would be. The shaft is covered with veins and markings, and the base is a large set of testicles that show lots of wrinkles and fine bumps. The bottom of the toy is totally flat which makes it so that it will stand on it's own. On the bottom, you'll find the small hole that houses the bullet. It goes a good distance into the dildo, but does stick out of the end a little when inside. The only marking on the whole piece is the company name toward the bottom of the shaft.

I wouldn't suggest traveling with this dildo unless you have no shame. Due to the look, size, and weight, I don't believe this is a very travel friendly option. It wouldn't fit easily into a purse and would weigh it down considerably if it did. Leaving this one at home, I'm sure you could find a better travel companion on this site.

Though this toy isn't easy to hide, they did include a storage pouch along with the toy. It's a larger, silky feeling, black bag that closes with a drawstring and contains the dildo and everything it comes with, with room to spare. It would take up a considerable amount of space in a nightstand, but would work well in a dresser drawer and larger toy boxes.

The length of the dildo, though long, isn't the issue with size, it's the circumference! This baby is very large! Take your time, relax, get excited, and use lots of lube!

Lengths -
Full: 8 1/4"
Insertable: 6 1/4"
Testicles: 2"

Circumferences -
Head: 5"
Top of Shaft: 5 3/4"
Center of Shaft: 6 1/4"
Bottom of Shaft: 5 3/4"
Around Base of Testicles: 11 1/2"

Weight: 1 lb

Bullet -
Length: 5 1/4" (including button)
Circumference: 2 1/4"
    • Ergonomic
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The included bullet is powered by two AAA batteries. When you unscrew the battery cap, there's a plastic battery 'tray' that can be removed which also shows which way to insert the batteries. Once the batteries are inside and the cap is screwed back on, you're good to go!

This bullet is powered by a single button. It turns the toy on, changes the intensity of the vibration, and turns the toy back off. There are three levels of vibrations; low, medium, and high. They are constant, not pulsating or changing and are very strong. However, with that strength comes a lot of noise! This is the loudest toy I own, easily being heard through a closed door, even with other noise in the room. Please be aware of this if you're living with someone and don't want them knowing about your toys.

The sound and strength is only slightly muffled when the bullet is inside the dildo, but surprisingly not a lot. The vibrations are located evenly throughout the toy, and transfer well even through the silicone.

Since there's a small rubber ring around the battery cap, this toy is waterproof. You don't have to worry about water getting inside the battery compartment, whether you're washing the bullet, or enjoying it in a steamy shower.

Before you put the bullet in the dildo, make sure you use the included powder. Sprinkle a fair amount inside the dildo hole and dust the bullet with it as well. This makes the bullet easier to slide in and out of the dildo, and trust me, you want to use it! It doesn't come with much of the powder, but the package says that it's cornstarch, so purchasing more once that it gone shouldn't be an issue.

    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Silicone is one of the safest materials you can get! This toy cleans up easily with antibacterial soap and warm water, your favorite sex toy cleaner, and can be sterilized by boiling for 3 minutes or putting it in the top rack of your dishwasher. Make sure to wash your toy before and after each use, and allow to fully dry before storing.

This toy is compatible with only water based lubricants, since others might ruin the finish, and should also be kept away from toys that are made of similar materials for the same reason.

Though this dildo is quite large, storing it isn't too much of a problem. You could keep it in the original package, or use the included storage pouch to eliminate some excess space that the box takes up. The pouch easily holds the dildo and bullet with plenty of 'wiggle' room.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The package this comes in not at all discreet! On the front of this thin cardboard box is a full image of James Deen with no shirt, and his jeans down with his hands covering his private area. It has his name over part of his body and says 'Silicone Vibrating Cock' underneath it. There's a little information about it on the front, but much more on the back.

The back is blue and shows part of James Deen in the background. The back has a lot of information about the material, size, and how to care for it. It also boasts that it's proudly made in America.

The sides of the box are also not discreet. One side has an actual image of the dildo and the other has the name of the toy and what it is.

On the front of the box is a flap that lifts to reveal the toy inside, and some of the same information about the toy next to a fully nude James Deen. The toy is shown through the plastic clam-shell package that contains the toy.

The top of the box is easily opened and the clam-shell case slides out. The plastic has places that fit well to the dildo, bullet, and leaves room for the storage pouch and powder. Since there's a pouch for the toy, the box can be broken down and disposed of how you see fit.

    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative


I knew this was going to be a large toy, I guess I just didn't realize HOW large it was going to be. I don't normally require lubrication since I produce enough of my own, however, this toy just wouldn't go in without it! I had to use a good amount of lube before it would even slide inside of me.

I'm not a beginner when it comes to toys or sex, and it was still tough for me to use this. Once I was relaxed and well lubricated, it was much better, but it might take some time to get there unless you're used to toys this size.

I also found that when thrusting like the person was on top of you, it didn't really hit the right spots, but when turning it around and using it in a reverse way, it hit my g-spot much better.

Please be aware, this toy is extremely loud! It is super powerful, but the noise can be rather distracting when you're trying to pleasure yourself with it.

The storage pouch is nice since it gives you something to store the toy in, however, it's very low quality and the inside of the bag was already fraying as soon as I opened it up. The little threads stick to the dildo and it's a pain trying to remove them from the toy.

Follow-up commentary
While I say that I don't like this toy any longer, it's not because of any issue with the product. It's a great toy that many people will enjoy. My problem is that I have discovered I like dildos that are much softer than this. This one is a little too firm for my taste, but still is a wonderful toy for the right person!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Kate
    such a detailed review, very helpful! i've been excited for this ever since they announced it was being made and i can't wait to get my hands on it. you've made me want it even more (even if it is loud which i hate)! thanks for sharing!!!
  • ghalik
    Awesome review. Thanks!
  • remember.me
    Excellent review, thanks Love the pics, that is one big toy!!! lol
  • jennifermarie777
    Thanks for all the pics! Great review.
  • Rory
    Nice review! Thanks!!
  • roskat
    Very thorough review, thanks. And I loved the pics!
  • Rod Ronald
    Wow! Great review! Very very detailed!
  • butts
    Super good review, thanks! Great pics and lots of information, and it looks like an awesome toy
  • falalena
    very detailed. awesome job!
  • Upyourreviews
    Great info! Thanks so much!
  • Fun2
    Good review w/ tons of pics.
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