Realistic dildos
Tommy Blade sensafirm penis
Realism is in the eye of the beholder, but all of the vein work and girth on Tommy Blade will easily makes it a dildo enthusiast best-friend. The affordable price makes it desirable without risking the quality of a life-like cock. Too bad SensaFirm is porous or this dildo would be the star of them all.
Pros
Very filling and realistic feeling. Doesn't choke but dominates the pussy pleasingly.
Cons
Extremely porous and must be used with a condom. Not for beginners.
Published:September 03, 2012
I want to buy every woman I know one of these. They are just that great. I cannot put this guy down for one second!
Pros
Awesome size, sturdy suction cup, and it's so pretty!
Cons
There are no cons.
Published:December 30, 2011
This is going to be hard to do with out repeating ourselves. This is the perfect dildo for the person who wants the average sized penis. It has the perfect shape and the perfect size (for average). It is the best dildo to have if you want something to use while your partner is away and you don't want him/her to think you have been cheating while they were gone.
Pros
Perfect Average Sized Penis, Great Texture, Great Shape, Great Size
Cons
Light Smell
Published:December 24, 2011
Tommy Blade's Sensafirm Penis by Topco Sales has got me enthusiastic about non-vibrating dildos. I thought I would never enjoy something that didn't vibrate, but this dildo really proved me wrong. Thanks to Tommy Blade's Long Dong, I will be exploring more into realistic, suction-cupped dildos.
Pros
Large, Suction cup, Very Realistic, Curved Perfectly for a Good Wall Bang
Cons
Porous, Smells, Not a Great Taste
Published:October 14, 2011
The perfect realistic penis for (male) anal play. You can't look at it and touch it without wanting to do something with it. It's a very pretty penis. The curve makes it not only comfortable but dead-on to hit the prostate with every thrust. And the suction cup makes it easy to stick it on the shower wall and give yourself a good pounding.
Pros
The curve is extremely comfortable in the rectum, hits the P-spot every time. Beautiful design.
Cons
Curve is great for backing up but not for squatting. Too hard for fellatio. Slight smell.
Published:July 10, 2011
Ty Fox realistic cock
TY is not for the faint of heart, if you are looking at this courious as to how it will feel; but have no expierence with HUGE items such as soda cans, various bottles and such, then this is not the toy for you.
Pros
This is HUGE size queens and kings will love this.
Cons
This is HUGE and will not fit everyone
Published:August 28, 2012
This is a realistic dildo which was molded directly from porn star Ty Fox. It was very well detailed and made, but too large for my liking.
Pros
Realistic look
Veins
Cons
Way too large for me
Published:July 05, 2012
It looks pretty, but the rubber material isn't the best choice for something of this size. I wouldn't recommend this thing, unless you can handle being painfully stretched beyond natural capabilities. I can handle the UR3 John Holmes, but not this guy. Maybe if it was made of softer and more flexible material he'd be great. As it is, though, he's just too inflexible, big, painful and disappointing.
Pros
aesthetically pleasing
Cons
head is just too big
Published:September 03, 2008
Fun toy, but beware - it is HUGE! Use plenty of lube or just stick it to your windshield for a giggle.
Pros
Great for the size queens among us!
Cons
Smelly, suction cup not so suction-y
Published:April 16, 2008
Price:
$0.00
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Raging stallion Jesse Santana signature cock
The Raging Stallion is one huge cock! With a diameter of 2”, this is sure to please most size queens. It is very flexible, realistic in feel, and waterproof. PVC isn’t the safest material and does tend to smell; however, those leery of its safety can use a condom (albeit a big condom). It can be used for vaginal and anal fun!
Pros
Realistic, waterproof, harness compatible.
Cons
PVC, suction cup lacking, smelly.
Published:August 13, 2012
Raging hard-on ballsy
Nothing extra. Balls add a little but the raised veins are the best part. Nice garden-variety dong, overall it's just okay.
Pros
Realistic shape, nice length, pink head
Cons
No suction cup!
Published:August 09, 2012
This toy is perfectly designed for those who enjoy sizable toys. The ridges add an incredible amount of sensation. This toy is now among my favorites.
Pros
low cost, wonderful ridges, excellent g-spot stimulation
Cons
lower quality material
Published:December 29, 2008
This is definitely a recommendation to anyone who loves size, loves ridges, and loves to thrust...but doesn't mind a hands-on experience.
Pros
Big, large ridges, good for thrusting.
Cons
No suction cup, kinda ugly.
Published:November 03, 2008
Dr. Philgood
Dr. Philgood is not a real doctor, he's not made of silicone, he is a little heavy, and causes issues with his Prince Albert, but he is still a great toy. His impressive size, massive balls, and feel will definitely have you coming back for more and have you wishing your actual doctor appointments were this pleasurable.
Pros
Huge Balls. Feel. Suction Cup. Size. Material. Looks.
Cons
Bottom-Heavy.
Not silicone.
Issues with the Piercing.
Not a Real Doctor.
Published:August 09, 2012
Whether you've always dreamed of bedding a rock star, or you'd just like to rock out with a large pierced penis, Dr. Philgood is a dildo made to fulfill your ultimate groupie fantasy. A realistic mold of rock star Phil Varone's huge penis, complete with a Prince Albert piercing, this dong is the first of its kind. Sure to please anyone who loves girthy toys, it even has a suction cup base for hands-free play.
Pros
Very realistic looking, suction base, phthalate free, unique piercing for a toy.
Cons
Strong odor, piercing can be painful during use, may be too large for some users.
Published:July 29, 2012
If you have even been curious as to how it would be to get down and dirty with a man with a Prince Albert piercing (like I have for 15 years), but have been to afraid of going around asking guys "Hey is your Johnson pierced"? This is the guy for you, large enough to fill just about anybody's girthy needs, and just waiting to please some of your darkest toe curling desires.
Pros
I love the size, and softness is just like the real thing. The P. A. piercing just looks beautiful.
Cons
Strong odor. The piercing needs to be taken out with each use.
Published:July 28, 2012
If you like big toys, you will like this, piercing or not. There is nothing spectacular about this, except that it is a life mold, so the fact that there is a penis this size is amazing in itself. It's a good basic toy to add to your collection of size queen paraphernalia, but the price point is a little high just for the pleasure of boinking a rock star in your fantasy.
Pros
Great for a BIG toy. Nice head ridge for riding pleasure.
Cons
Piercing is unique but hurt. Weight made it unwieldy.
Published:July 13, 2012
Dr. Philgood is a realistic, suction cup based dildo. The dildo is a cast of Phil Varone's penis and includes a Prince Albert piercing. I really like the look of the dildo and the strong suction cup base but it's a bit too large for me right now. I would recommend this toy to those who enjoy realistic looking dildos with a huge circumference.
Pros
flexible, piercing jewellery can be taken out, strong suction cup base, can be used anally.
Cons
girth is huge (some may like this), jewellery could possibly unscrew while inside of you.
Published:June 18, 2012
Price:
$79.99
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John Holmes realistic
The main reason I am advising you to buy the John Holmes realistic dildo is the price which I believe is more than fair. Also, the toy is made of good quality materials and you can have lots and lots of fun with it.
Pros
easy clean, no smell, good price
Cons
after 2 years of use the suction cup came off
Published:July 26, 2012
Thoroughly enjoyable if, like me, you crave the challenge that larger toys offer. Otherwise, may be more pain than gain.
Pros
Girth and Length to test all of your limits. Suction cup base stays where you put it.
Cons
Size may be too much for some folks. Material requires condoms for long-term or multi purpose use.
Published:March 02, 2009
Price:
$0.00
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G-girl suction cup dong
This is a good, not great, toy which would be good for someone looking for a different feel or the ability to use different lubricants.
Pros
Good Size
Easy Cleanup
Cons
Can be too stiff
Very slight odor
Published:July 16, 2012
Perfect beginners toy and a great fallback when you are just in a hurry to climax! No batteries, no complicated instructions!
Pros
Realistic
Easy to use
Perfect size
Low price
Cons
Suction cup not good
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Published:June 07, 2012
Glow in the dark 6" emperor
If you enjoy PVC toys and can over look an odor you might actually enjoy this dildo. It's a good size and just as filling and pleasing as some of the other dildos available. It would also make a fun novelty gift since it glows in the dark.
Pros
Flexible, Glows in the dark
Cons
Odor (very strong)
Published:July 05, 2012
The Glow in the dark life-like dildo feel as good as the real thing. It's hand sculpted to ensure the most realistic feel and look. It also glows very well, much brighter than I had thought I would be.
Pros
Has a really bright glow and feels really realistic!
Cons
Strong Odor and it collects very little piece of grit.
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:November 03, 2011
Such a shame. This toy stunk from the start...as a dildo that is. The greasy feel and off putting smell made me not want it inside me, even sheathed in a condom.
As a novelty item, I love this toy. It glows brightly, and has a powerful suction cup that makes for great pranks or bachelorette gifts!
Pros
Glows brightly
Cons
smell, greasy feel
Published:September 21, 2011
Cyber cock
When a toy works this well and feels so amazing, the high maintenance side of it is definitely worth it. The Cyber Cock is a realistic dildo that is made out of the most realistic material. If properly taken care of, this dildo will last quite a while. It is the perfect toy for someone who wants an average sized dildo. Most will be turned off by the amount of care that is needed for a toy like this. I have absolutely fell in love with Cyberskin. Just be aware that this is not a rigid toy at all.
Pros
Extremely realistic in feel, Inner core, Balls are fun, Veins, Realistic head, Color, Affordable
Cons
Floppy, Almost too flexible, Porous material, Sticky if not powdered, High maintenance, Little thin
Published:June 24, 2012
If you want something that feels good, and do not mind if it takes some effort to get it inserted, this is a good toy. Can be better, but that is probably another model and costs more.
Pros
Soft, feels good inside, can be used anally or vaginally.
Cons
It is so flexible that it will come out and can be difficult to insert anally.
Published:June 04, 2012
I don't use this toy very often because of how hard it is to maintain. Once and a while, I'll pull it out when I really want that 'real' feeling, because Cyber Cock DOES give you that, but in the long run, it's a lot of trouble.
Pros
Extremely Realistic.
Cons
Difficult to maintain.
Published:February 04, 2012
The best thing about this toy is the realistic factors it provides. Imperfections in the mold and the lack of the final attention to detail make it average at best. It's still a fun, affordable toy that I would recommend to anyone that is looking for the features it has to offer. My final overall rating would be 3.5 stars for this one!
Pros
Realistic feel, average size that should appeal to most.
Cons
Mold imperfections. No suction cup / vibrations. Highly porous material.
Published:June 21, 2011
I'd say go for it on this dildo. Just remember that positions can be limited, and you'll have to put a lot of care into this toy if you want it to last, but all-in-all, it's a great toy. Whether you're looking for a somewhat slim dildo, a realistic dildo, or just something that's got a great, life-like feeling to it, this dick will make you happy. This cock is excellent for deep throating and looks great sliding in and out of a pussy or asshole. You won't be sorry if you order this little guy.
Pros
Skin-like feel, Perfect size for beginners, Great price
Cons
Requires a lot of maintenance, Can be a bit too flexible
Published:April 09, 2011
Brandon Lee SensaFirm penis
All-in-all I really like this dildo. I am not sure if this look could be achieved with a phthalate-free toy, but I know I will be searching for a healthier replacement. If I find one, you can bet I will let you all know!
Pros
Very Realistic Looking
Nice length and girth, not too big and not too small.
Cons
Not phthalate-free
Must use a condom
Water-based lubes only
Published:June 04, 2012
The softness and realness of this penis seem to conform to my body. I foolishly thought it was made just for me. After the first night, I wanted to throw away every dildo I had and put this one on an altar to worship. This is a well made product that is reasonably priced for the type of quality.
Pros
So realistic your pussy will talk in tongues from the first touch. Nice girth and weight.
Cons
Light smell & bad taste. Very porous material & should always be used with a condom for protection.
Published:September 10, 2011
The Brandon Lee SensaFirm Penis is a great, thick toy that does not disappoint. However, it is not for the beginner or the weak or the timid. It packs a guaranteed screaming orgasm every time.
Pros
Fills you completely
Cons
Needs a generous amount of lubrication every time
Published:February 13, 2008
Price:
$0.00
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Glow-in-the-dark flexi
Well for my first dildo I was not too satisfied. The size scared me a little bit so I purchased some lube to use with it. This would make a good gag gift; it is labeled as a novelty toy anyways. That is what this toy is all about pretty to look at and glows in the dark. This would be good for a beginner just trying out dildos. I am going to look for a better one.
Pros
Glows in the dark, Flexible, Does not cost much
Cons
Thick, Sticky, Smelly
Published:May 20, 2012
Basically, if you're looking for a gag gift or something for a bachelorette party, this toy could be fun. If you're looking for a toy to use for more "adult" purposes rather than novelty, I say skip this one and invest in a better made toy. Also, if you're sensitive to smells, look elsewhere.
Pros
interesting to look at, flexible, glows in the dark, inexpensive
Cons
smell, too thick, texture can be sticky
Published:April 24, 2012
Jesse rock hard cock and balls
This product is worth purchasing because you can replace your partner without missing the real feeling of the real erection.
Pros
Feels like the real thing.
Cons
You have to keep lube handy at all times because it tends to feel rubbery after awhile.
Published:May 09, 2012
Never mind that this toy is molded after transsexual pornstar Jesse Flores' very own man muscle. Once you start to experience it, you may not even care who it belongs to! Even more reason to try this one is that it is made from Better than Real®, a softer and more flexible alternative to the smelly, rock hard, rubber dildos that so many other replicas are crafted from. A suction cup base allows for hands-free fun, wherever you can stick it to.
Pros
TPR material makes it safer and softer, long but not too thick, realistic.
Cons
Suction base isn't very good, not harness compatible.
Published:September 04, 2011
Jesse's got big balls--- the biggest of them all! This is certainly not a beginner's toy, but it's something to look forward to working up to one day! I'm impressed, what can I say?
Pros
Realism, Curve of the Shaft, Base/Suction Cup
Cons
Curve of the Shaft, Pencil Thin It's Not
Published:August 06, 2011
Price:
$0.00
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G-girl style sturdy dong
A realistic dildo of a supple material, it's fairly realistic and gets the job done. The suction cup is amazing and sticks to pretty much anything flat. A great product!
Pros
Larger sized, strong suction cup
Cons
May be too big for some
Published:May 05, 2012
Price:
$0.00
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G-girl style realistic dong
I think this will be a good toy for anyone who decides to try it. If you can't have the real thing, this is for sure the next best thing to grab. I am totally pleased with it, and I can't wait to go use it again!
Pros
realistc
good size
Cons
none for me
Published:April 29, 2012
Cole Ryder sensafirm penis
I would not recommend this thick gorgeous cock as the first thing you put in your ass, but I definitely do recommend it. It is so awesome and just so beautiful. I love it so much.
Pros
Thick. Gorgeous. Small head. Suction cup. Big Beautiful Balls.
Cons
Thick. Kind of sticky. Discontinued.
Published:April 23, 2012
Large and wide,I recommend this toy for experienced players only! It's a permanent in my collection, and a great toy to experiment with.
Pros
Large toy; suction cup base; easily acheived orgasm; easily cleaned.
Cons
Do not recommend for anal; collects debris easily; recommended for experienced players only!
Published:March 28, 2008
The second time I attempted to use it was in my room. This time I used a lot of lubricant, and even then, it was just so big that it was even somewhat painful.
Published:January 31, 2008
Price:
$0.00
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Flash Brown black cock addiction
The Flash Brown Black Cock Addiction by Icon Brands is a dildo molded after the porn star Flash Brown. If you have no idea who Flash Brown is, all you need to know is his penis is gigantic. The toy is 11 inches long, with a circumference of 8 1/2 inches. This toy is a size-queen dream.
Pros
porn star mold, flexible, great size for those who enjoy big, suction cup works well, realistic.
Cons
too large for most people, dildo material.
Published:April 12, 2012
Cyberskin extreme cock
If you’re after a realistic dildo that will be able to fill you completely in girth as well as length, you’ll meet your match with this big boy! Although he is made from the soft flexible Cyberskin right to his core, he still sports a firm enough shaft to hold his own weight and make insertion a breeze.
Pros
Extremely realistic feel,
Realistic shape,
Phthalates & latex free
Cons
Porous
Large for some
Published:March 06, 2012
From my experience with my wife, this seems to be the best dildo available. No other material comes close to the cyberskin. It is probably intended for vaginal stimulation only since it could be too big for anal insertion. But if you like a challenge...
Pros
Size and texture. Great material.
Cons
May be too big for some. The balls are useless, a handle would be much more practical.
Published:January 19, 2011
If your looking for a big dick this is it. Be sure yo really understand how large this is before purchasing. I'm 6'2" and could wrap my hand around his thing. But if you can handle it your in for a ride for sure.
Pros
Great feel, detail and size.
Cons
Maintenance, porous, might be too big for some.
Published:August 20, 2010
It's huge and when you're done with it (or rather when it's done with you) you will know you've used it. Not for a beginner or the faint of heart, this extra-thick, extra-long dildo requires time and attention, but will leave you satisfied and sated..or at least exhausted. :)
Pros
Very realistic feel and sized to satisfy even the most dedicated size-queen.
Cons
Requires more than average cleaning and care. May cause irritation due to TPE materials.
Published:May 06, 2009
You will not find a better realistic dildo of it's size. Real care went into crafting this puppy and every penny of it is worth it if you are into large dildos.
Pros
Girth, realistic feel, head, veins.
Cons
Heavy, not vertically stable.
Published:March 26, 2009
Ultra realistic cock with ass
Finally a man that will put out without sweet talk and no complaining when I change the channel during the football game. But honey, you need to stiffen up!
Pros
Soft, very realistic feel, unique
Cons
Not fully erect, smell, expensive
Published:February 16, 2012
For those looking for a realistic experience without the need to wine and dine, the Ultra Realistic Cock and Ass may just be for you. An average size cock complete with veins and balls, a tight anus and large base all come together in one rather large package.
Pros
Great detailing, Heavy base for hands free use.
Cons
Cock could be firmer, Coloring fades, No texture in anal canal.
Published:September 28, 2011
Once you figure out the way the ultra realistic cock and ass works best for you, its a great ride and well worth the high price.
Pros
Realistic feeling skin
Cons
Cock and base could be firmer
Published:October 04, 2010
It’s one huge waste of my money. I couldn't orgasm from the penis. It felt like a penis that was not erect. I ended up giving it to my friend and she couldn't even orgasm from it. I have more fun with a toy half its price then this "realistic cock and ass" I think it should be called "my ex boyfriends dick that would never get hard"
Pros
umm all I can think positive is that it helps the government get tax moody
Cons
EVERYTHING
Published:June 27, 2010
The Ultra Realistic Cock and Ass has a great base that could give amazing hands free play, but the cock was too limp for me, and the ass was too wide for my partner. We are very disappointed with this toy, and regret purchasing it.
Pros
Solid base.
Cons
Limp cock, wide ass.
Published:January 30, 2010
Kevin Dean realistic
The Kevin Dean Realistic dildo is an excellent choice for someone looking for a high quality large dildo. It's length and girth are too much for many people normally but the soft, yielding Sil-a-Gel construction allows this dildo to be squeezed down when inserted, letting people work their way up to larger sizes easily and comfortably.
Pros
Very comfortable material, Extremely realistic, Very flexible and soft
Cons
Initial smell, Picks up dust
Published:February 11, 2012
Put this on your Christmas list if you like your insides rearranged. If you can't pound yourself with no discomfort on say the Realistic Cock toy, don't bother. For pure vaginal users, I'd recommend keeping it thick but go for something shorter, as only back door enthusiasts can hope to take this balls deep. When you get to that point though, the sense of accomplishment will have you grinning ear to ear.
Pros
Massive, Realistic, Strong suction cup
Cons
Very hard to clean properly, Too heavy for easy solo use
Published:August 26, 2011
Size queens rejoice! The Kevin Dean Realistic dildo is a comfortable, easy to use way to achieve that sort of satisfaction that only a really large cock can provide. If you're willing to endure the pungent chemical smell of the material, this dildo is an excellent choice for those who like living large.
Pros
Softness of the material allows for easy and comfortable penetration, great suction cup.
Cons
Horrible chemical smell of the material.
Published:January 27, 2010
Price:
$83.99
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T-Rex
The T-Rex is a heavy hunk of high quality silicone that is designed for people who crave lots of girth but not an excess of length. It's easy to care for and capable of filling any orifice you choose, but beware... T-Rex is not your average dildo!
Pros
High quality silicone construction.
Cons
Lint magnet, base is too flexible to hold on to.
Published:February 06, 2012
Tantus states on their website that T-Rex is designed for those who want a "larger than life" experience that will bring "impact tremors" to your life. With an 8.5" length and a 2" girth, I'd definitely say it is "larger than life".
If you are a size queen and are looking for a large high quality dildo with some texture that can be used with a harness, this is one you should consider.
Pros
High Quality Silicone
Easy to clean and store
2" girth
Cons
Attracts lint easily
2" girth
Published:December 28, 2011












