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Silicone crystal cote reviews
Price: $31.99
 
 
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Silicone crystal cote

Janene
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Contributor: Janene
Overall, if they could get rid of that horrible smell, I would have no problem recommending this toy. As it is, I am put off by the smell and can't see myself enjoying it much.
Pros Waterproof, easy to clean, no batteries.
Cons HORRIBLE smell. Size is a little on the small side.
Rating:
2
Published:July 18, 2013
misskat
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Contributor: misskat
As soon as I opened the package for this dildo, I knew something was wrong. It stunk so bad! After washing, the smell still lingered. After reading the fine print on the package, I read that the material is actually PVC, only a 2/10 on Eden's safety scale. It will harbor odors and bacteria, which is something you should know before buying! I don't share toys so porosity is not typically a problem, but I probably would not have ordered this if I had known it was PVC.
Pros Nice shape, suction cup, pretty, good size for beginners.
Cons Actually made of PVC, smells/tastes bad, sticky, suction cup separating from balls.
Rating:
2
Published:June 19, 2013
MrsandMrbunnysoffun
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Contributor: MrsandMrbunnysoffun
This toy feels great, looks great, but does not smell great. The suction cup holds on for the ride and I was blown away. I recommend if you are into silicone toys.
Pros Fells amazing with its wonderful little swirl. I love love look with the purple in the center.
Cons Simply that I wish it were able to be boiled.
Rating:
4
Published:June 18, 2013
sweetness1010
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Contributor: sweetness1010
Are you a beginner? Well, look no further for your very first dildo. Experience a great time with this pretty looker! It has a great size, feel, and man does it feel realistic, plus the suction gives you many options on how you wanna go crazy with it. Try it out, I guarantee it won't disappoint! Plus for the price, it's practically a steal!
Pros Design Price Feel
Cons Lint magnet Smell
Rating:
4
Published:June 13, 2013
ShadowedSeductress
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Contributor: ShadowedSeductress
It appears as though the pros list is longer than the cons. This is true, but to me the porous material is enough of a con to keep me from ever using this again, or ever recommending it to anyone. If you are okay with using a condom with your toy constantly, then the cute design, modest size, and strong suction cup could make this a winner for you.
Pros Attractive design Beginner friendly size Strong suction cup
Cons Porous material
Rating:
2
Published:June 09, 2013
Fantasy dream reviews
Price: $0.00
 
 
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Fantasy dream

purpletulip
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Contributor: purpletulip
This toy is a little misleading. When reading the description it was not immediately obvious that it was meant for anal use. That being said, it could have great potential as a vaginal toy aside from the fact that it can sometimes be uncomfortable.
Pros Powerful, versatile vibrator with external control
Cons Too rigid; not much padding around vibrator making it too hard
Rating:
3
Published:July 11, 2013
Basix dong with suction cup reviews
Price: $16.99
 
 
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Basix dong with suction cup

bettyboom
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Contributor: bettyboom
This dildo was kind of a disappointment. It has a lot of great things about it like the suction cup, it's latex free, phthalate free, hypoallergenic, and has a realistic design, but is way too squishy to have a good time.
Pros Suction cup Latex Free Phthalate free Realistic Easy to clean
Cons Not hard enough
Rating:
3
Published:July 03, 2013
Me413
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Contributor: Me413
Overall, not the right dildo for me. Perfect length, just too thin and the head looks weird. Plus the smell just put the item from "oh yeah" to "oh no".
Pros Soft material flexible short
Cons Head is too pronounced, doesn't flow to shaft Shaft is only 1.25" thick Rubbery smell
Rating:
2
Published:March 15, 2013
 captainsgirl
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Contributor: captainsgirl
Overall, this is a pretty pleaser. If you can get past the smell... you can have the ride of your life!
Pros Suction cup, perfect size, price, waterproof.
Cons Smell, too bendable, porous.
Rating:
4
Published:February 07, 2013
Zirka
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Contributor: Zirka
It's a very unexciting dong, but it's cheap. For anal use, you might want to find something with a better shaped head, though that suction cup does its job rather well.
Pros It's rather durable, and easy to manipulate. Being phthalates-free, it's body safe.
Cons Flat tip makes insertion troubling
Rating:
3
Published:November 29, 2012
CaliGirl
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Contributor: CaliGirl
If only it didn't smell so bad it would be a good choice considering that it's inexpensive, thick, comes in Pink (I'm a fan of pink), and is equipped with a strong suction cup. So if you are looking for a low cost toy this may just be the one for you.
Pros Strong Suction Girth Price
Cons Material Odor
Blush bulge UR3 cock reviews
Price: $20.99
 
 
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Blush bulge UR3 cock

ToyFiend12
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Contributor: ToyFiend12
The Blush Bulge is an absolutely gorgeous dildo, perfect for those who favor girth over length. While UR3 isn’t the safest material, it feels incredible, and I was not disappointed in the least. Were it not for the porous material, this would be a 5-star cock.
Pros gorgeous, fun to handle, nice size, texture, give of material
Cons material safety, too girthy for some, too short for some, lint magnet
Rating:
4
Published:June 28, 2013
js250
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Contributor: js250
The unique color and very textured but plush material definitely adds a bit of flair and fun to your dildo collection! I was uncertain about this one due to the material, but loved the color and shape. I am glad I took the chance! The stimulation was very different than ones from my silicone dildos--and they were incredible, sensual and very effective....
Pros --Realistic feel. --Very stimulating! --Fun, unique color.
Cons --Realistic shape for some. --Porous material. --Base does not suction well.
Rating:
5
Published:June 09, 2013
xxxsecretary
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Contributor: xxxsecretary
Too big for me, but loved the material. I suggest using lots of lube. I enjoy the fruity smell but I know some won't.
Pros Great material, great length, huge girth
Cons Dries out quick, is a little too floppy to use in a tight situation ;)
Rating:
4
Published:January 11, 2013
libra777
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Contributor: libra777
Overall, I would purchase this dildo again because it gives a different experience than the usual harder ones. It adds to the variety in the collection.
Pros Veined,soft,good size.
Cons A little too floppy.
Rating:
4
Published:October 06, 2012
Wett Platinum
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Contributor: Wett Platinum
This dildo has some curve appeal but a tendency to slip due to the texture. All in all, it was great and seems to mold to the user. If it had a vibrator I would give it a five.
Pros Slight curve and great texture.
Cons I wish it was a bit more rigid.
Rating:
4
Published:September 11, 2012
Jelly royales dong junior reviews
Price: $20.99
 
 
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Jelly royales dong junior

Hersandmine
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Contributor: Hersandmine
I think there is better out there for the money, although this is nice and cheap for a starter dildo. Right size, nice detail, cool color option, but the material and lack of a useable suction cup make this a recommendation only if you cannot spend any more than this.
Pros Head/shaft detail nice. Pink color is cool. Good size for a first dildo.
Cons Sticky material. Not easily sanitized. Sack detail. Not firm. Suction cup is useless.
Rating:
3
Published:June 18, 2013
NoriMai
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Contributor: NoriMai
This has realistic details, but not a natural feel. It's not a dildo for first-timers, but pleasurable with enough preparation and practice. Weak suction makes it less versatile than it could be.
Pros Realistic details. Thick.
Cons Weak suction. Heavy.
Rating:
4
Published:November 28, 2012
Sunny Meadows
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Contributor: Sunny Meadows
This was my first hands-free toy. I really like the size and feel of this one. It can be used in multiple ways which is good for your bottom dollar. I like low maintenance with everything I buy. I wish all these came with all the information you needed. I feel they assume people already know how to use and care for their toys.
Pros Great for a realistic and fun stimulation. Low maintenance. Hands free.
Cons Packaging is uninformative.
Rating:
4
Published:October 02, 2012
Allison.Wilder
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Contributor: Allison.Wilder
The Jelly Royales Dong Junior is not a junior toy at all. It's quite large, actually. It's great for vaginal penetration, can be used anally with proper covering, and is easily used by either gender. It provides a lot of bang for your buck, and I highly recommend it to anyone wanting to try a thick, jelly dildo!
Pros Size; Rigidity; Texture.
Cons Suction cup doesn't stick properly; Strong scent.
Rating:
5
Published:May 22, 2012
EnChAnTiNg
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Contributor: EnChAnTiNg
I would not buy this toy again. It is extremely hard to keep clean because it can not be boiled. The suction cup is useless, as it will not suction to anything. The only good thing about the dildo was the size and the texture. I would save your money and buy a nicer hands free dildo.
Pros Nice size, Realistic feeling
Cons Poor quality, Bad material, Suction cup does not work
Rating:
2
Published:January 30, 2012
Anaconda reviews
Price: $50.99
 
 
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Anaconda

KrissyNovacaine
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Contributor: KrissyNovacaine
The Anaconda is a nice toy, but it isn't the best. Some of its issues are small ones, like the handle being too short for me to use effectively on myself, but some of them are larger, like this being and extremely firm toy. I don't dislike my Anaconda, but because of its girth and firmness, I can only use it after a warm up and with a helping hand which makes it far less versatile than many of my other toys.
Pros Girthy Handle perfect for use with a partner Silcone
Cons Very firm Too girthy for some Handle hard to use on self
Rating:
3
Published:June 17, 2013
TJtheMadHatter
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Contributor: TJtheMadHatter
The Anaconda (Annie) is fabulous for multiple reasons. She can be used vaginally, anally, with a partner, without a partner, as personal protection (club), or even as a meat tenderizer. The handle is what I really love about this special gal. It makes for more comfortable use with a partner, or by yourself.
Pros Great size for girth-seeking players, THE HANDLE, Sterilizable, Doubles as a club
Cons Size may be too much for some, Ridges may hold bodily excretions, Matte finish
Rating:
5
Published:May 15, 2013
Airen Wolf
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Contributor: Airen Wolf
If your tastes run to dildos that resemble small scaled down baseball bats then you should have the Anaconda. It is long, girthy and has some interesting textures. It is made of high quality silicone so you don't have to worry about nasty germs being spread around. It also will not get out of it's cage at night and try to give you a big old death hug. All in all, I recommend this over traipsing through the Amazon looking for a living version!
Pros Big enough to satisfy a size queen Vaginal and anal safe Hygienic materials
Cons Might be too large for some folks
Rating:
5
Published:October 28, 2012
llellsee
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Contributor: llellsee
While I do feel this is toy may be an acquired taste: if you are up to the girth, firmness and matte finish of the Anaconda, its quality build and functional handle make this a winner.
Pros Generous girth, firm silicone, stimulating ridged head and functional handle.
Cons Even with lube the matte finish can leave you feeling delicate after longer play sessions.
Rating:
4
Published:October 16, 2012
Falsepast
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Contributor: Falsepast
If only the shaft were softer and didn't feel so rough in my butt, this toy would've been a 5/5. Unfortunately, the roughness was too much for almost any pleasure and left my butt in pain AND the imperfections by the manufacturer on the toy just made me say no. I refuse to use this again because I can STILL feel the pain and doubt I'll forget it soon.
Pros Silicone. Color. No smell, taste or sound. Handle. Great size.
Cons Toy came imperfect. Very rough shaft. Painful.
Rating:
1
Published:June 28, 2012
Mr. Limpy extra small reviews
Price: $13.99
 
 
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Mr. Limpy extra small

RyRy326
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Contributor: RyRy326
This item is worth it. It's cheap and efficient. It's not always fabulous, but not disappointing for me. It does the job it's made for, and does it well.
Pros Nice weight, More or less realistic looking, Realistic size
Cons Too pink, Does not feel realistic
Rating:
4
Published:June 15, 2013
byohazrd13
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Contributor: byohazrd13
Completely worth it if you're limited in resources, but I'd advise going with the Mr. Limpy small instead of the extra small if you don't want to battle a dick that won't stay in a flaccid position.
Pros Small, easy to use, easy to clean, easy to hide.
Cons Hard to get it to lay flat, heat/sweat issue against skin.
Rating:
4
Published:May 08, 2013
LoganAshlee.
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Contributor: LoganAshlee.
As with all packers, it feels awesome in boxers, but this particular one doesn't look very real which is a shame.
Pros Feels great in boxers Not too big
Cons Oh so pink! No care instructions
Rating:
4
Published:February 19, 2013
explorekaden
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Contributor: explorekaden
I would definitely recommend this as a starting packer, and also as I've said, you can't beat the price. I'd suggest starting with this one, before seeing if you want to move up in size, as I have.
Pros - Realistic - Great price point - Durable
Cons - Can get small tears if too roughly used - Not always much of a bulge
Rating:
4
Published:February 13, 2013
MissFanatisme
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Contributor: MissFanatisme
This item is 100% worth it for all small users. It is just the right size and won't make you feel or appear fake for having an appendage that's too large. For the cost, this toy is very, very worth it. Give it a try. You may have found your perfect packer.
Pros Realistic toy. Great for smaller folk. Sits nicely.
Cons Oddly colored. Too small for bigger folk.
Rating:
5
Published:December 20, 2012
The original reviews
Price: $29.99
 
 
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The original

RavingSockMonkey
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Contributor: RavingSockMonkey
The Original (aka Mr. Stiffee) is the body-safe and firm silicone alternative to Mr. Softee. He's a lot of fun, but he might not be for the faint of heart!
Pros Clone of Mr. Softee, Silicone, GREAT texture, firm, good girth, nice length, PINK, shimmers
Cons No base, blunt head might dissuade some, firmness + texture could be a problem for the sensitive
BellaMaria27
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Contributor: BellaMaria27
I would definitely recommend this toy to a friend. It is a very good price, 100% silicone, easy to clean, and feels awesome!
Pros good price 100% silicone easy to clean
Cons head is bigger then shaft no vibe no suction
Rating:
5
Published:June 05, 2013
Pumpk1nPatch
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Contributor: Pumpk1nPatch
The Original by Doc Johnson is a great dildo for someone looking for something simple and girthy at a great price. It's firm, but with a lot of give and very life-like. It has realistic texture that is very pleasing. I would definitely recommend the original.
Pros Good size, body safe, easy care and cleaning, price point
Cons None
Rating:
5
Published:June 02, 2013
michael&eric
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Contributor: michael&eric
This item is definitely worth the low cost. It's about as realistic as it's going to get from a toy in this price range. It would be an excellent addition to your own collection!
Pros Great texture, very realistic, easy to clean.
Cons Difficult to hide, strong smell of rubber.
PeachyKeenQueen
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Contributor: PeachyKeenQueen
This is by far my favorite toy. I call it my "old reliable/old faithful" because of its constant (essentially daily) use. I LOVE IT! I highly recommend it!
Pros Easy to clean, Easy to use, Easy to store, Discrete, Perfect size and shape, Realistic
Cons Absolutely none - this is great for beginners and veterans alike!
Rating:
5
Published:August 30, 2012
Softskins veined reviews
Price: $11.99
 
 
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Softskins veined

gunslinger1217
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Contributor: gunslinger1217
If I hadn't gotten this toy with my edenpoints I would not have purchased this product. It seriously was a waste of points for us. In all honesty I would not recommend this toy to anyone.
Pros good size
Cons made from rubber feels sharp and pointy
Rating:
1
Published:June 11, 2013
Sodom and Gomorrah
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Contributor: Sodom and Gomorrah
The Rubber Circus Peanut Candy oops, I mean the Softskins Vein toy wasn’t as realistic in look but rather in the feel of it. This Cal Exotics toy will do the job and is handy if you're on a budget. If you're not sensitive to strong smells go ahead and purchase it because the price is great.
Pros Soft and Flexible 100% Waterproof
Cons Bad Smell Porous Material
Rating:
3
Published:July 24, 2012
MamaDivine
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Contributor: MamaDivine
This is an all around great buy. For what you get and the price, you cannot go wrong with this toy! and the overall size, shape and feel of this toy is great. I would recommend this to beginners and advanced users that desire a more life-like option that is firm, yet flexible and soft. This dildo holds up extremely well (has lasted me several years thus far).
Pros Price, waterproof, design, texture, shape and size is just above average, great feel
Cons porous, hard to keep clean, doesn't come with pouch or storage
Rating:
5
Published:May 15, 2012
IdyllWyld
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Contributor: IdyllWyld
This is a good one to pick up and try out if you are new to using a dildo and want to experience something new and different. For those that want some good solo playtime, then you should get this because you won't be disappointed!
Pros Good for beginners, good balance of texture and smoothness
Cons None that I can think of
Rating:
5
Published:July 05, 2011
dkalm26
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Contributor: dkalm26
With money tight nowadays you need to spend your money wisely. In my personal opinion this product is well worth the money.
Pros Well built, great for beginners, cleans up well, great for beginners and experienced users.
Cons The only negative I have is the smell, it's a dead give away.
Rating:
4
Published:February 13, 2010
Mr. Limpy medium reviews
Price: $17.99
 
 
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Mr. Limpy medium

LuckyLady
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Contributor: LuckyLady
Out of sheer curiousity I decided to get this item. It's super plush and squishy but looks and feels almost like the real thing. This would be a good quality packing dildo for anyone who wishes to add or increase the look of their package when clothed.
Pros * realistic * plush * flexible
Cons * needs to be talc'd
Rating:
5
Published:June 08, 2013
ihavemagicpants
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Contributor: ihavemagicpants
I feel comfortable wearing this every day and all day, even at home. I never get paranoia with it or anything. I highly recommend the Mr. Limpy products, but some people may want to go a little smaller. I love my Mr. Limpy.
Pros Material is comfortable, fits well in jeans and underwear, all in all a great product
Cons It is slightly heavy for the average harness, so you may need to buy a different style of harness
Rating:
5
Published:March 25, 2013
fizzygato
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Contributor: fizzygato
Do you seek a packer that has potential to affordably be converted into an STP or recoloring? Look no further! The Mr. Limpy Medium holds that potential, being made of cyberskin and large enough to house a medicine spoon, or other similar tubing. However, it can also be too big for a medicine spoon, your pants, your body, or other important places and difficult to clean.
Pros Cheap, sizable bulge, proportional, veins
Cons Cyberskin, delicate, too big, too pink
Rating:
3
Published:January 02, 2013
bluesmama
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Contributor: bluesmama
There aren't many choices out there to compare it to others. But if you're into gender bending or are FTM trans and would like to pack your crotch with something other than a sock, this is an excellent upgrade to that.
Pros Realistic
Cons Loses silkiness after first use.
Rating:
4
Published:October 07, 2012
poisonedhearts
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Contributor: poisonedhearts
The Mr. Limpy will have you "Wow"-ing every time you see it, touch it, wear it or find a way to play with it.
Pros -Squishy -Realistic-ish -No scent -Easy to clean
Cons -Flat balls -Too pink -Almost too squishy
Rating:
4
Published:July 08, 2012
Fleshlight Freaks Zombie dildo reviews
Price: $77.99
 
 
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Fleshlight Freaks Zombie dildo

PropertyOfPotter
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Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
Zombie is an amazing dildo for so many reasons. The attention to detail is incredible and the texture is amazing because of it. The silicone is nice and squishy while remaining firm enough to provide pressure where it really counts. While the size and texture won't work for everyone, it's a great treat to those who enjoy it.
Pros - Size - Texture - Feel - Great Material - Unique
Cons - Might Be Too Large For Some - Too Textured For Some - Might Gross People Out
Rating:
5
Published:June 08, 2013
travelnurse
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Contributor: travelnurse
This zombie is part of the fleshlight freaks line which I am coming to enjoy. He has great textures and has some girth to him. He may be too much for some but he doesn't disappoint me. Made from Silicone and easy to clean.
Pros Looks Cool Silicone Fantasy Play
Cons length may be too much for some
Rating:
5
Published:November 17, 2012
mama2007
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Contributor: mama2007
This dildo is a freaky looking one, and is very well detailed as it has veins and ball sack. The feel of it is different, but isn't slimy as it may look in pictures.
Pros Nice feel to it. Great for advanced toy users. Has a flared base.
Cons Price may be steep for some people. Maybe too large for some people.
 Dixiemomma
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Contributor: Dixiemomma
YAY! Shane got here finally!!! (Evil bastard, but one of Walking Dead's sexiest) I absolutely adore the look of this one! It’s so freaky fun, the texture is amazing and the look is awesome. The size is great as well, not too thick, but totally filling and long enough to easily hit bottom. I've really had a blast with this line of dildos; they are all such great quality and totally unique.
Pros *Silicone *Textured *Super realistic *Wicked looking!!!
Cons *Texture and Size Could Be Too Much For Some
Rating:
5
Published:November 03, 2012
sXeVegan90
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Contributor: sXeVegan90
Unless that bullet happens to be a vibrating cock ring. Now that kind of bullet will go straight to the head, in a good way. Are you into The Walking Dead? Do you have a fascination with all things zombie? Well then this Freak might be for you.
Pros ~Silicone ~Textured ~Slightly Squishy
Cons ~Texture may be too much for some. ~May not appeal to everyone. ~Tacky to the touch.
Rating:
5
Published:October 26, 2012
O2 Mark reviews
Price: $83.99
 
 
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O2 Mark

eri86
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Contributor: eri86
I find it hard to imagine a more perfect dildo. It's very filling, feels great to squeeze around, and I can change positions with it inside me.
Pros Silicone Soft but firm Flexible Detail and design
Cons Lint magnet
Rating:
4
Published:June 08, 2013
mdnght
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Contributor: mdnght
Mark is a pretty fantastic toy, overall. It's made of dual-density silicone, has a flared base for anal or harness play, and is not too big or too small--perfect for beginners and experienced toy users, alike! However, I'd recommend waiting for a sale to purchase this toy.
Pros Harness-compatible, anal-safe, dual-density silicone, about the size of average penis, slight curve.
Cons Weird marks on it, lots of drag, attracts a lot of lint, price.
Rating:
4
Published:May 26, 2013
lipstickkinks
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Contributor: lipstickkinks
I would not recommend this toy for beginners due to its size, but otherwise it is a wonderful addition to any toy box. Mark is textured with veins, is realistic-looking with a penis head and is available in flesh tones. This dildo is harness compatible and easy to clean. Fun times are sure to ensue!
Pros Realistic looking Textured with veins Harness compatible Easy to clean
Cons Really big Not good for beginners
Rating:
4
Published:May 06, 2013
karenm
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Contributor: karenm
The Mark is larger than my usual dildo size, so that took me some time to warm up to. But I love the amount of control I have with it. I can count on this toy to deliver orgasms and have also enjoyed using it anally, and if you are looking for a toy of this size with a firm core then I highly suggest it.
Pros Soft, safe silicone, easy to clean, filling, compact, poor storage case.
Cons Lint magnet, draggy, firm core.
Rating:
5
Published:March 28, 2013
married with children
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Contributor: married with children
This is a great dildo. The price is a little high, but still lower then other realistic dildos. It is just a shame that we have found another dildo who's sizing is off on its product page. I would have loved for this to be the 1 3/8 inch diameter that it is stated to be. At least the wife likes it and will get some use out of it.
Pros 100% silicone, looks and feels real.
Cons product page is off on the size.
Rating:
5
Published:March 10, 2013
Echo handle reviews
Price: $65.99
 
 
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Echo handle

TJtheMadHatter
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Contributor: TJtheMadHatter
This fun, handled, dildo belongs in everyone's toy chest. The size was narrow for this size queen, but with the addition of a butt plug, it blew me away. Great to use alone, with or on a partner. It works well both vaginally and anally. The handle on this thing is so simple, yet hard to find. It sets this dildo apart from others.
Pros The texture, the handle, the glossy finish on the dildo
Cons May be too narrow for Size Queens or Kings
Rating:
4
Published:June 06, 2013
Squirting Rocco Siffredi reviews
Price: $0.00
 
 
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Squirting Rocco Siffredi

joiedejouets
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Contributor: joiedejouets
Rocco Siffredi's "Incredibly Realistic Squirting Dildo" is his less-charming PVC equivalent. While it is a very handsome realistic dildo, it also oozes sketch, with its bacteria trap of a urethra (which acts as a vessel for whatever liquids you use). It's glossy, skin-like PVC, which boasts a faux "dual-density" claim. That said, if you're dead-set on a squirting dildo, and do not mind having a smelly dildo in your arsenal, this might be a great option for you. Otherwise, I'd definitely pass.
Pros Realistic, Great Detail, Nice size
Cons Smelly, Bad material, Easy to trap bacteria inside
Rating:
2
Published:June 03, 2013
puertorican88mamii
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Contributor: puertorican88mamii
I would reccomend this toy to any one of my friends or anyone in general. It is a very fun toy to have and enjoy pleasing yourself with. It is worth it to me, at least. This toy is great for singles and couples that like to experience new things and have a little fun with their sex lives. This is an amazing product.
Pros This toy is like a real man is inside you cumming. It is definitely an amazing toy to have.
Cons I think that the balls should be a little bit bigger to be able to hold more liquids inside of it.
Rating:
5
Published:May 24, 2013
The amazing squirting cock reviews
Price: $57.99
 
 
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The amazing squirting cock

transboy
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Contributor: transboy
I'm not sure if I'll even bother keeping this toy--although I do like the size and appearance of it, the strong smell and fiddly ejaculation mechanism make me quite reluctant to persist with it. I was really excited to try an ejaculating dildo, but this one was frankly a bit disappointing.
Pros Size Realistic appearance (albeit oddly shiny)
Cons Unpleasant smell Fiddly pump mechanism
Rating:
2
Published:May 30, 2013
Tarheelturbo
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Contributor: Tarheelturbo
This toy comes out of the drawer as much as my go to anal dildo. It's just so much fun to add to sex, or even a hand job or blow job. Sucking on a cock while my girl sucks on mine is just a wonderful thing!
Pros look, texture, shape
Cons smell, cumming system could be improved
Rating:
4
Published:March 14, 2013
TessW
useful
Contributor: TessW
Did not live up to my expectations; I used this toy a few times when I first got it and have avoided it since then. The material is scratchy and uncomfortable in my throat, the loading of the syringe is a pain in the ass, and the size is just too big to be enjoyable, even for just oral.
Pros Realistic looking, girthy, and if you need something that spurts, he will do that.
Cons Too rigid for deep-throating, hard to clean, hard to wrangle tubing, and VERY big.
Rating:
2
Published:February 09, 2013
Miss Chemical
useful
Contributor: Miss Chemical
This girthy, veiny cock with huge squishy balls is fun to play with and easy enough to clean. It's definitely worth a try if you've been wanting an ejaculating toy for awhile.
Pros Actually looks real Plunger and squirt tube work great Feels awesome
Cons Having to trim up the top part of the tube and tip of the plunger Smells terrible for awhile
Rating:
4
Published:December 28, 2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast
extremely useful
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast
I was so excited on getting this toy I wanted to use it for camming. Well I got it and seen how big it was and that scared me a little bit. I waited to use it so I can save up and get some lube that looked like cum to use with it. All my hopes went down the drain the day I tried it out. It was not what I was expecting.
Pros Realistic, Suction cup, Nice size
Cons Material, Girthy, Lint magnet, Does not "cum" well
Rating:
2
Published:August 17, 2012
TitanMen Marco Blaze realistic cock reviews
Price: $73.99
 
 
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TitanMen Marco Blaze realistic cock

Tofu
extremely useful
Contributor: Tofu
Marco Blaze's Realistic Cock is excitingly big, arousing just to look at, and will stay up wherever you want him to. I highly recommend this to anyone who's using toys a bit smaller and looking for a size upgrade.
Pros Very realistic, big, great suction cup.
Cons Corona/foreskin is a bit rough, smell disagrees with some, likely TOO big for some.
Rating:
5
Published:May 29, 2013
toyplayxx17
somewhat useful
Contributor: toyplayxx17
I think the realistic features were SO sexy! The tip felt just like a real circumcised penis. I loved having my partner shove this toy in my butt hole from behind.
Pros The realistic head
Cons Could be a little thicker
Rating:
3
Published:February 25, 2013
skeeterlynn
extremely useful
Contributor: skeeterlynn
If you are seeking that fabulous realistic feel and can handle the size and smell, this is a must have for your collection. Although not suggested for beginners, more advanced users will love this toy. Even beginners will love it after working your way up to its size.
Pros Texture, Feel, Material, Suction Cup.
Cons Size and Smell.
Rating:
5
Published:January 15, 2013
clarebear
somewhat useful
Contributor: clarebear
This toy is well worth the price, because it is so well designed, by mother nature! I highly recommend it.
Pros Dependable suction cup Realistic feel It's so darn handsome
Cons Smells quite strong Leaves a bad taste in your mouth
Rating:
5
Published:December 11, 2012
highflyballer
somewhat useful
Contributor: highflyballer
This item was amazing. I totally recommend it for anyone. It was a great buy and worth every penny. It was easy to use and felt great every time.
Pros Tasted great, good length and easy to clean.
Cons a bit flimsy requires a lot of lube
Rating:
4
Published:September 24, 2011
Johnny reviews
Price: $72.99
 
 
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Johnny

KrissyNovacaine
extremely useful
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine
Johnny is an amazing silicone toy from Vixen. It's curved and flexible, so it will bend to anatomy comfortably which helps manage the girth that it brings. He is made from a soft silicone that will frustrate those that need firm pressure on g-spots. Overall, Johnny has a lot to offer, but he won't please everyone.
Pros Silicone Flexible Girthy Realistic
Cons May not be firm enough for some May be too girthy
Rating:
5
Published:May 29, 2013
thepaintedbird
useful
Contributor: thepaintedbird
From the moment I first added him to my wish list, I knew that Johnny would be a great investment. If you're looking for a nice, big toy that won't let you down, Johnny is your man!
Pros Size, realistic detailing, 100% silicone, overall quality
Cons no suction cup
Rating:
5
Published:March 13, 2013
 llellsee
extremely useful
Contributor: llellsee
Realistic, highly detailed and available in metallic purple; the large but manageable Johnny has made a friend in me. Whether you want girth, realism or both; Johnny was made to impress.
Pros Vixen Silicone, realistic detailing, girthy but comfortable, harness compatible.
Cons Will be too large for some.
Rating:
4
Published:January 12, 2013
Falsepast
useful
Contributor: Falsepast
Although Johnny does have the disadvantage of not being soft, and thus not being too good for rough poundings, he makes up for it tenfold. Johnny's looks are gorgeous, his size magnificent, and his overall feel is just incredible. Even if you own Johnny VixSkin, the original is definitely worth a try. The sequel is not always best, but in this case, it's only because the original is just as good.
Pros Gorgeous looks. Firm. Curve. Filling girth. Great size. Silicone. Feel.
Cons May not be good for rough poundings.
Rating:
5
Published:December 06, 2012
biancajames
extremely useful
Contributor: biancajames
This was my first silicone dildo that I purchased 6 years ago. It's still in fantastic condition, and I love it as much as the day I bought it. Johnny is a joy for those who love a long, thick cock with a bit of a curve!
Pros Luscious size and girth, durable, realistic, great G-spot sensation.
Cons May be too big for some people, difficult to clean "foreskin."
Rating:
5
Published:December 19, 2011
O2 Adam reviews
Price: $88.99
 
 
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O2 Adam

untster69
somewhat useful
Contributor: untster69
The O2 Adam by Tantus is a wonderful dual density silicone dildo that provides a softer finish while maintaining a firm core.
Pros Dual density silicone, Size
Cons May be uncomfortable for a first time user
Rating:
4
Published:May 22, 2013
married with children
extremely useful
Contributor: married with children
I just wish this was the size stated, then my wife would be getting a lot of use out of it. That is the only thing wrong with this dildo. Its a shame too, it is such a high quality toy that could be in our regular toy rotation.
Pros 100% silicone, High quality toy
Cons size bigger then stated
Rating:
5
Published:March 08, 2013
Falsepast
extremely useful
Contributor: Falsepast
The O2 Adam is an all-around amazing toy that everyone should definitely try at least once. It is made of premium silicone, which is a super safe to use and super easy to clean material. Both the look and feel of the toy are very realistic, from the veiny shaft to the dual density shaft. All this combined with Adam's orgasmic P-spot targetting curve, and the fact that I couldn't find a single con about him, makes the O2 Adam a definite 5 star toy.
Pros Feel. Curve. Easy Cleaning. Looks. Silicone. Squishy. Dual Density.
Cons Nothing really.
Rating:
5
Published:February 19, 2013
OhBehave!
useful
Contributor: OhBehave!
I think I have found the perfect dildo for anal use in the 02 Adam. So I can stop searching for the perfect fit and just enjoy the ride.
Pros Curved shape gives extra prostate stimulation; finish really seemed to "hold" the lube
Cons None
Rating:
5
Published:January 19, 2013
Brideofskankenstein
useful
Contributor: Brideofskankenstein
This is a standard dildo, and good for beginners. It's easy to use with a standard harness so it's good for couples, but can also be used hand held. The material is high quality, and it can be taken in the shower.
Pros Safe material (silicone) Harness compatible Light weight
Cons Vein-y Indiscreet packaging Bad taste
Rating:
4
Published:November 04, 2012
Mystery Gift reviews
Price: $49.99
 
 
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Mystery Gift

froggygal91
useful
Contributor: froggygal91
You never know what you might get and that's what makes this mystery gift awesome. You have so much anticipation and then you may actually get something that at any other time you may not could have afford.
Pros Get a feeling of excitement and wonder. Free over $59
Cons None
Rating:
5
Published:May 22, 2013
Hoss reviews
Price: $145.99
 
 
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Hoss

Taylor
useful
Contributor: Taylor
This is a good toy for those who are looking for something that will really test the limits of what their body can handle and is certainly not a toy for beginners. It is a body safe material with a realistic shape, and is probably the biggest toy that I have ever seen.
Pros Silicone material, realistic shape, size (for some people)
Cons Will be too big for most people
Rating:
4
Published:May 15, 2013
NY Toyfan
extremely useful
Contributor: NY Toyfan
The Hoss is definitely a challenge, but it is worth accepting the challenge if you are an intermediate user of anal toys and have been looking to move up to the next level. With patience, you will conquer the Hoss and will open up a world of anal exploration.
Pros High quality silicone, smooth, perfect for making the leap to advanced
Cons A very big head that may discourage you, don't put it in your carry-on bag.
Rating:
5
Published:November 28, 2012
Woman China
extremely useful
Contributor: Woman China
The Hoss is indeed a VERY impressive toy. I cannot knock that one simple fact. If you are searching for a toy that will take a lot of time and patience and vaginal/anal training to take, this is the toy for you. It is not something I'd recommend though. Take a good look at a can of pepsi/coke, and if you think you can take that... then meet the Hoss!
Pros HUGE!!!!! He's an impressive toy!
Cons Ummm... he's huge?
Rating:
5
Published:February 15, 2012
ToyTimeTim
extremely useful
Contributor: ToyTimeTim
As one of the two biggest dildo's that Eden has to offer, Hoss stands alone as far as quality and thus value. Tantus thought fit to use only the best silicone for Hoss, it has a matte finish that holds the onto the lube, has firmness while still being soft and somewhat supple, and will definitely provide the "stretch" and "full" sensations that only a toy of this size can...IF you can get it in.
Pros High quality silicone, Tapered tip, Holds lube well, Stands on its own.
Cons Hard to store, To big for my ass!
Rating:
5
Published:October 23, 2011
 Redboxbaby
extremely useful
Contributor: Redboxbaby
If you think you are a size queen, the Hoss might be right up your alley. Playing with the Hoss could give new meaning to working out. Weighing in at 2 pounds, 13 ounces be prepared to gain some bicep and forearm muscles if you use this frequently.
Pros 100% silicone, provides amazing stretch, the balls are plenty big to grab hold of for thrusting.
Cons The lack of packaging/storage, it is heavy!
Rating:
5
Published:July 05, 2011