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Fleshlight Freaks Drac dildo
Sink your teeth into this bad boy! The Drac by Fleshlight features textures that will have you asking why the 'Transylvania Twist' ever went out of style! This is a quality silicone toy that will not only satisfy those of you with a hankering for texture, but it will also last you a lifetime with proper care. Not only that, it's a nice conversational piece if someone happens to come across it in your house.
Pros
Silicone (Hygienic)
Texture (may be too much for some)
Cons
Texture (may be too much for some)
Lint magnet
Firm (may be a pro for some)
Rating:
Published:October 08, 2015
All in all, I wouldn't recommend this toy, but if you are into bigger things with some texture, then maybe it would be for you.
Pros
Pretty to look at
Cons
Too wide, uncomfortable.
Rating:
Published:August 13, 2013
This dildo is not worth the high cost. It is nice to look at, but went straight to the dildo wasteland after one use. Buy something better instead.
Pros
Nice designs
Pretty coloring
Cons
Too small
Uncomfortable bumps
Rating:
Published:May 20, 2013
The Drac is one of Fleshlight's Freaks. Overall, this is really cool. It's amazingly molded and beautifully colored. The silicone is firm and high quality with a neat gloss to it. for most, this dildo is probably a bit big. For me, I was a bit underwhelmed. It was a little on the small end of my spectrum, and it lacks any curve what so ever, so I was left frustrated.
Pros
Gorgeous modeling
Really cool
Realistic-ish
Cons
No curve
A bit small for this size queen
Rating:
Published:May 12, 2013
The Fleshlight Freaks Drac dildo is a unique vampire-themed dildo that gives a realistic and filling experience. It's a bit thick, so make sure you like that, but this dildo is incredibly detailed, very well-made, and made from a body-safe silicone.
Pros
Unique design, Very well-detailed, Silicone, Testicles make great handle
Cons
Large width, Draggy silicone
Rating:
Published:December 21, 2012
Price:
$51.99
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Real pleasure life like dildo
This dildo is well worth the purchase and is great for those with a shallow g-spot. It's strong suction cup provides endless possibilities for solo or couple play. It's strong material will be sure to last, although it isn't dishwasher safe and cannot be boiled in hot water for cleaning.
Pros
Perfect size for those with shallow g-spots.
Veins are rigid and the texture feels great!
Cons
A bit harder than silicone, and may get uncomfortable without lube.
Not dishwasher safe.
Rating:
Published:October 07, 2015
Price:
$62.99
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Mr. Seven
Overall I was disappointed with this toy. I would have preferred something more realistic feeling not just realistic looking. Not sure I would recommend this toy to people without thoroughly telling them my experience.
Pros
Very realistic looking.
Comfortable insertion length.
Cons
Bad chemical smell.
Not enough give or bend.
Vein texture too hard.
Rating:
Published:September 09, 2015
I love the length and width of Mr. Seven, and I enjoy using it as a thrusting dildo. However, the inefficient suction cup is a big thumbs-down. The material is very easy to clean and there are many ways to clean it, yet it has a plastic smell that just won't go away.
Pros
Body safe material,
very realistic shape.
Cons
Suction cup comes off easily,
attracts fuzz,
persistent plastic smell.
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Published:April 06, 2014
Price:
$23.99
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Real toy
Depending on the user, this could be a great bang for your buck or a bad night wasted. If you are a novice in the sex to game, I would say buy this and play the night away. If you have experience with dildos then I would recommend purchasing a little more body safe, realistic, thicker, longer, and heavier.
Pros
Baby soft exterior and a firm core
Cons
lint magnet
difficult to operate
Rating:
Published:August 20, 2015
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Price:
$49.99
$24.99
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Mr. Eight
Huge dildos
Great strong suction, but it's far too big for someone who is looking for a beginner toy and with an off-putting texture and smell.
Pros
Strong suction-cup
Cons
chemical smell, sticky texture, not for beginners
Rating:
Published:June 29, 2015
This is a large toy, both long and thick. If size is what you desire then you've found it. This dildo can be used in a variety of ways including handheld, strap-on, or suctioned to a surface. It does have a slight odor that has not gone away yet (4 weeks) but it is not overwhelming.
Pros
Realistic feeling and texture, strong suction
Cons
May be too large, slight odor
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Published:March 21, 2014
Price:
$65.99
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Inflatable emperor
There's really not much to this toy. If it performed as expected, it would have been something, but as it stands, it doesn't really do much for anyone. It isn't useful for size training and the lack of flexibility makes it a sub-standard dildo. Definitely not worth the price
Pros
Impressive size
Realistic texture
Easy to use.
Cons
Performance
Material is questionable
Releases air too easily
Easy to damage
Cleanup
Rating:
Published:May 05, 2015
The toy is a huge disappointment. I know inflatable toys can be fickle, but not even being able to use it once is terrible. Do not get this toy and be able to expect to use it like you want. Using it as a regular size toy is fine, but that is not what I got it for. I got it to be able to use as an inflatable toy, which I can not at all.
Pros
The shape was nice.
Cons
Did not work, material melts, oily feeling, The smell, Can only use as normal toy now.
Rating:
Published:April 12, 2013
The Inflatable Emperor fails to live up to it's name by not even being able to inflate. This toy has a better chance of bursting before you do
Pros
Big
Suction Cup
Cons
Doesn't Inflate/Deflate
Easily Brakes
Rating:
Published:January 27, 2012
This inflatable dildo is literally the Emperor of my heart. I can't tell you how much I love this product. This glamorous and blissful product will make you come back for more and more. Even if you do not inflate it, the realisticness of this product is enticing and delightful. When you do inflate it, you will feel like you are in heaven and won't ever want to go back to a normal dildo again. The Emperor is my new boyfriend. I highly recommend this product to anyone who wants to have some fun.
Pros
Extremely realistic, inflatable, and blissful to the point of never going back to a regular dildo.
Cons
The initial smell, but once you clean it properly, the smell goes away. Besides that.. It's perfect.
Rating:
Published:January 19, 2012
Price:
$25.99
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Crystal jellies royal
If you are looking for a realistic toy this will do. The material is nice and soft and the toy is quite nice. With a good size not too small but not a monster either its goof for many people. I love the look and feel of this dildo and would highly recommend it to almost anyone.
Pros
soft, realistic, suction cup
Cons
Porous, collects dust, smells funny at first
Rating:
Published:February 15, 2015
Overall, I would be a lot happier with this toy if it weren't for the smell, everything else about this toy is great and enjoyable.
Pros
Soft to the touch, good suction cup
Cons
The material has an unpleasant smell
Rating:
Published:October 28, 2014
To me, this guy was worth the price and the smell I could overlook. I will be playing with him for a long time.
Pros
Good length and girth, nice details with the veins and ridge.
Cons
Strong smell and weak suction cup, dust magnet.
Rating:
Published:February 18, 2014
If you're looking for a realistic, clear dildo with a good base and don't mind a slight smell that doesn't ever go away, this is the perfect dildo for you.
Pros
Light weight
Flexible
Nice base
Cons
Absorbs colors
Slight smell that lasts
Rating:
Published:January 29, 2014
Overall I LOVE THIS TOY!! I would recommend this to any "queen" who likes to have fun and who just loves a challenge. Don't let the size intimidate you, try it for yourself and you will definitely like it.
Pros
The suction cup, Flexibility, Size
Cons
Material not safe
Hard to store
Rating:
Published:November 22, 2013
Price:
$31.99
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Play things dong
An awesome realistic dildo with a suction cup base and a velvety feel. However, it can be a hassle to maintain, as with most realistic material dildos. The suction cup also has it's limitations.
Pros
life like feel, suction cup
Cons
hard to maintain, suction doesnt stick to everything
Rating:
Published:September 18, 2014
Honestly, in spite of the color, if I had to buy another dildo, I would buy this one again. While it may not be the most discreet toy on the planet, it is worth the money to get one.
Pros
Good size, easy to use, easy to clean
Cons
color, soaks up lube, not discreet
Rating:
Published:July 03, 2013
I think that whoever buys this item will be super satisfied. It's wonderful and feels amazing. Honestly, just stick it to a wall and oooohhh buddy, it feels like your really having sex with someone! I couldn't be happier with this product. Well done.
Pros
Feels life-like, easy to clean, orgasm approved.
Cons
None.
Rating:
Published:February 25, 2013
This product feels absolutely wonderful but for a material quality that is that poor, there are probably other toys with the same feel that would be safer.
Pros
good size, felt realistic
Cons
bad material quality, smell, needs a lot of care
Rating:
Published:December 13, 2012
This dildo has a great design. The suction cup works great and will stick to almost anything. The material spoiled the whole experience for me though. It was much too sticky, even with lubricant, because it dried up very quickly. Storing it is a hassle too, because it should be stored alone. If you like the material, you will enjoy the toy. I didn't enjoy the material at all.
Pros
Nice design, suction cup works great
Cons
Material is very sticky, must store alone, very porous
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Published:December 14, 2010
Price:
$53.99
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Jeff Stryker realistic cock
The Cyberskin feels very nice, but is porous, so size queens who aren't looking to share, would enjoy the curve and texture of this toy.
Pros
-size
-Cyberskin material feels life-like
-balls (so many toys lack them)
Cons
-size
-Cyberskin material is porous and should be used with condoms if sharing
-suction cup stinks
Rating:
Published:April 26, 2014
This dildo is big, but not that big. I would have to say its not for beginners. It feels real, you can squish the balls. It comes with a free storage bag and an autographed photo of Jeff. The bag doesn't fit around the toy and it doesn't have a drawstring. This doesn't come with lube or even refreshing powder, which would have been a nice touch until someone could go and get some.
Pros
Big, feels real, balls squish, comes with storage bag, comes with a picture
Cons
storage bag too small, no lube, no refresh powder, might be too big for some
Rating:
Published:November 07, 2012
Hubby- "I don't like using the suction cup, as it is weak and it will lose its grip easily. The size is great for seeing my wife get stretched. The wife has trouble using this by herself, so it's best used with someone else in control, which also adds excitement."
Wifey- "This is an awesome cock. I love the girth and shape of this cock. Though a little high maintenance due to the material, it's worth it!"
Pros
Girth is FANTASTIC, curved shape helps gspot orgasms.
Cons
high maintenance
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Vroom:
Bee:
Published:August 18, 2012
This really is a great toy, it is great for size queens wanting a big toy or the average user wanting to take it to the next level. I really recommend this product to anyone wanting some rough fun!
Pros
Size, moveable balls, realistic, soft.
Cons
Price.
Rating:
Published:December 04, 2011
You can't get more realistic than a toy molded from a real person. The Jeff Stryker dildo is a large toy with a strong suction cup for hands free play. It's slightly soft and squishy with squeezable balls.
Pros
Great size, feels very realistic. Perfect for size Queens and Kings.
Cons
Does not work with the Liberator Wing.
Rating:
Published:August 18, 2010
Price:
$55.99
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Noches latinas realistic cock
This toy is perfect! The skin is soft, the length and width are perfect, it can be used in multiple locations, and, who knows, maybe we can graduate to pegging with it. Who knows what the future holds for this toy and our relationship? For the money we spent, we love it and, every night that we have sex, the Noches latinas realistic cock comes out and is only an arm's length away!
Pros
Not too hard, not too soft
Perfect length
As real as "real" can get
Cons
Material can get sticky/tacky in storage
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Published:April 19, 2014
When looking for a realistic cock to play with, Doc Johnson’s Noches Latinas Realist Cock is sure to find a place in your toy box. Molded from an erect penis, this dildo is real in every way including veins and ripples. With its real head and hanging balls, you have a real experience in every aspect. Doc Johnson has paid attention to each and every detail to give this piece its real appearance.
Pros
Dual density realistic design, suction cup base, anti-bacterial formula.
Cons
May be a bit large for some users.
Rating:
Published:January 15, 2013
If you like large, VERY realistic toys and aren't sensitive to the smell of UR3, the Noches Latinas 8" Realistic Cock would be an excellent choice.
Pros
Incredible realistic look, detailing and texture. Large size. Surprisingly useful suction cup.
Cons
Strong smell. Some extra care required.
Rating:
Published:November 21, 2012
I've owned many realistic-looking cocks, but the Noches Latinas from Doc Johnson is the most realistic one I've played with and the hold of the suction cup base is stronger than many others I've tried. Its fleshy UR3 material feels like soft skin and the blue veins appear as if this cock is really pumped full of blood and ready to go.
Pros
Very realistic, soft, ideal size, suction cup base, storage bag included.
Cons
Smell; skin-like, therefore could tear.
Rating:
Published:November 16, 2012
I love this toy and would definitely buy it again. The size and feel of it is great. I have never owned a realistic toy before, but now I see what I've been missing out on.
Pros
Realistic texture, Balls to grip onto, Suction Cup Base, Large size
Cons
Slight odor/taste
Rating:
Published:October 09, 2012
Price:
$66.99
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Jeff Stryker cock UR3
If you love being stretched and feeling amazingly full, this guy is for you. His texture is amazing and soft but still firm and very realistic.
Pros
Very big (for people wanting that), soft to the point of silk when slicked up.
Cons
Weak suction cup.
Rating:
Published:February 18, 2014
All in all, this is a great toy. One of my faves. I recommend this toy for couples singles and just about anybody seeking a bigger experience.
Pros
The shape and the size, It slides in and fills you up perfectly. Suction cup.
Cons
Smell, over the years the seam at the base of the balls might detach.
Rating:
Published:March 11, 2013
This is the perfect toy for a deepthroat cocksucking size queen like myself! And it also works well for strap-on pegging.
Pros
I like it because of its size and realistic skin
Cons
It needs maintenance
Rating:
Published:November 27, 2012
Overall, I would recommend this toy to any guy or gal that likes a nice large, curved, and swelling shaft. It is one of my favorite toys, and it gets pulled out of the box on occasions when I'm feeling very aggressive and hungry (which lately, is more often than not). I love to use it solo or get pounded with it by my husband. I tend to have very deep and powerful orgasms with it. If you like some girth and length, seriously consider this guy.
Pros
The Shape, The Size, The Feel, what's not to love?
Cons
I guess the slight smell?
Some may find the material to be a problem.
Rating:
Published:October 09, 2012
Jeff Stryker. The simple name sends shivers down my spine, but unfortunately I have not been able to insert him. He is super huge, but I thought the giving material would make it feel smaller. Boy was I wrong! If you are a Size Queen or King who doesn't mind the higher maintenance of UR3 materials, then this would make the perfect bed partner for you. With a super realistic look and feel, all you need to do is close your eyes and let the good times begin.
Pros
Suction cups works very well on dry surfaces, Realistic design and feel, Storage bag!, Large
Cons
Too large for some (me), Porous material, Smell may bother some, Suction cup sucks in shower
Rating:
Published:July 09, 2012
Price:
$18.99
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Lover toy 4
This toy is your run of the mill dildo with a twist: the large girth makes it much more interesting and challenging to take on. However, if you're a size queen (or king!) looking for a new challenge, this just may be the perfect fit for you.
Pros
Large, fulfilling, and challenging, this toy will take you to your limits.
Cons
Large, challenging, and quite firm, this toy might be too much for some.
Rating:
Published:January 01, 2014
Advanced players who are looking for that extra oomph may enjoy this item. It may be too big for most, but those that can handle it are sure to love the feel of it opening them up in new ways of pleasure. It can be a bit too slippery if you aren't careful, but that can also make for a very fun ride.
Pros
*Realistic Feel
*Sure to please those who like it thick
Cons
*Too thick for beginners
Rating:
Published:October 09, 2013
Price:
$44.99
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Realistic cock junior
We really like this "junior" toy. With a toy of this girth, plenty of warm-up and lots of your favorite lube are required. It's not a toy she uses for solo play, as it can be harder to control, but she loves to be "taken" by me with it.
Pros
Big enough for fill her up fun
Suction cup holds it where you put it
Cons
Rubber can't be fully sanitized
Rating:
Published:November 25, 2013
I love this product. It's my new proverbial boyfriend when my other half is not available. It provides a great work out that feels amazing. It fills you up even though it's a junior size. Don't let that fool you! I recommend everyone who loves to be penetrated to get this toy and try it for yourself and tell me it wasn't a good time! I fell in love and hopefully you will too. It's not at all disappointing!
Pros
large
goes deep
light odor
easy to clean
Cons
doesn't come with storage
Rating:
Published:May 13, 2013
Overall, I am quite satisfied with my first purchase of this realistic dildo. The suction cup was the feature that drew me in. I like it best for shower and solo play. The biggest drawback is the material. I probably will not purchase another rubber toy but will look for a silicone toy like the O2 series. I do not regret my purchase at all and if you are a beginner looking to get into realistic dildos, I would recommend this toy if you are willing to keep up with the care and maintenance.
Pros
realistic, suction cup, size
Cons
material, hard to clean, collects lint and hair
Rating:
Published:April 17, 2013
Overall, this is a good beginner toy -- at least for us, it was. It isn't too small, or too large. There is no smell, and it looks realistic. If you take care of the toy properly, it will last for a long time.
Pros
No odor, realistic, suction cup
Cons
Stinging
Rating:
Published:August 11, 2012
This dildo is priced just right and will last you for a long time to come for you alone or with a partner to enjoy. Its every bit worth buying and will be sure to make you orgasm every time.
Pros
This dildo is a perfect size for all to enjoy. The suction cup base is so handy.
Cons
I think it should have package to store it. The suction cup could be a little stronger.
Rating:
Published:June 18, 2012
Price:
$0.00
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Shane Diesel realistic cock
If you can get over the smell, then you will likely have many hours of pleasurable play time with this toy.
Pros
Life-like appearance
Large size (for that full, stretched feeling)
Cons
Smell
Large size (for those who can't handle it)
Rating:
Published:November 21, 2013
This is the number one dildo in my wife's toy box. It brings her to multiple orgasms and it is used all the time. She is in love with this thing...I may have to move in with the dogs!
Pros
Size, Shape, Realistic, Orgasm Central
Cons
Smell
Rating:
Published:January 02, 2012
If you’ve never tried Diesel, you should. Shane Diesel’s Cock is a replica of the porn star’s massive member and is sure to please with its detailing and size. The suction cup is strong and holds it well to smooth surfaces like the shower. The one drawback it has is the scent of the UR3 material, which can be overpowering but is masked somewhat by lube.
Pros
Nice size and length, great feeling, suction cup holds well.
Cons
Strong smell.
Rating:
Published:December 21, 2010
I must say, that in realistic qualities, this cock is a beautiful example. The suction cup base is perfect for shower use, and since it's waterproof, it can be used anywhere. However; this really is a cock for queen sized users, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone unless they are REALLY seasoned and advanced. Don't take on this cock unless you are SURE you are prepared. You might regret that you ever bought it.
Pros
Realistic, Easy to Clean, Suction Cup Base, Phthalates Free
Cons
Too Big For Most Users, Moderately Strong Rubbery Jello-y Smell
Rating:
Published:December 13, 2010
This huge, realistic UR3 dildo is a replica of Shane Diesel's cock that may shock even the most advanced users. It is best for those who know they enjoy larger toys or for those who enjoy a challenge. Overall this toy was too large for me to enjoy as much as I had hoped, but it does provide a very full feeling that is nice (every once in a while) with clitoral stimulation.
Pros
Provides feeling of fullness; Looks very real
Cons
Very large; Material requires a lot of care
Rating:
Published:December 11, 2010
Price:
$21.99
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Double penetration dildo
Very nice dildo; interesting design and very lifelike. Simulates either dual penetration or sex with three partners. She had always fantasized about dual penetration, but was not something that we wanted to involve other partners.
Pros
Nice design, Lifelike
Cons
Small dildo a little flimsy, Wish there were different sizes
Rating:
Published:November 13, 2013
I got bored with this toy. I wanted a realistic experience, and the part that is supposed to be inserted anally is just way too small. I like the "veininess", but this takes too much work. If you want to work for an orgasm, sure, go ahead and buy it. But this was not terribly exciting.
Pros
Great price
Cons
Too much work, not a great size
Rating:
Published:September 11, 2013
This was just okay for me. It wasn't bad, but it was not great either. I mostly use the anal dong. If you are a new toy user, you will probably love this.
Pros
great for beginners, perfect for anal play, flexible, easy clean up
Cons
small for experienced toy users, might be too flexible for some
Rating:
Published:July 06, 2013
Overall, I would not recommend this product to anyone only because the anal dildo is very flimsy and hard to complete a double penetration.
Pros
Realistic Feel
Inexpensive
Easy to clean
Cons
Anal dildo too flimsy for tight penetration
Strong odor
Rating:
Published:February 10, 2013
Price:
$22.99
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Crystal jellies ballsy cock
It is definitely worth the money I paid for it. I read the reviews and knew about others complaints about the smell, but it didn't alter my want for this and I would recommend it to the next interested party.
Pros
Large, veins add to sensations, realistic
Cons
Smell, tastes like an unflavored condom
Rating:
Published:October 27, 2013
Great going out of the gate, but unsafe materials and yellowing left it broken down far before the finish line.
Pros
Excellent size, great texture
Cons
Unsafe materials, yellowing material, stinging sensation
Rating:
Published:July 19, 2013
If the material's safety and smell aren't deal-breakers for you, you'll love this large, realistically shaped dildo. It's sizable enough to please beginners and more experienced users, and features a sturdy suction cup that can double as a place to secure this toy to a harness. This cock is bendable and slightly squishy, but rigid enough to hit all your good spots.
Pros
Size, firmness, suction cup is strong and useful
Cons
Unsafe material, smelly, picks up lint
Rating:
Published:July 08, 2013
It's meaty & long and has served me well. Very well, so well that I don't even remember that it smells kind of like a brand new pool toy or a new plastic toy. I was not disappointed with the Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock.
Pros
Length
Girth
Easy to Clean
Realistic Looking
Cons
Odor (very noticable)
Heavy
Rating:
Published:June 25, 2013
Overall, the Ballsy Cock is a fun colored realistic dildo. The smell is awful, though, and stays awful even after several washes.
Pros
Color
Girth (for some)
Cons
Smell
Girth (for some)
Rating:
Published:June 09, 2013
Price:
$55.99
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The realistic cock large
This toy is a fulfilling experience for my wife and worth every penny. It would be worth even more if it was made of silicone.
Pros
Big, supple, realistic look and feeling.
Cons
Must use condoms since the material is not the safest.
Rating:
Published:September 26, 2013
I really enjoy this toy! I wasn't sure I would at first, but after getting used to the bigger size, I had a lot of fun with it. I wish the material was safer to use because I'm quite sensitive, but other than that I have no complaints.
Pros
nice big size
Cons
safety rating
Rating:
Published:December 09, 2012
If you're looking for a larger realistic toy, this one is amazing. I absolutely love it and would recommend it to anyone who doesn't mind taking the extra time to make sure this porous toy is taken care of.
Pros
Feels fantastic, super realistic, awesome suction cup.
Cons
Porous material.
Rating:
Published:September 27, 2012
This is a great toy for anyone wanting a realistic feeling and looking dildo. It could be a bit firmer, I found it hard to insert due to its floppiness. Otherwise it is great for thrusting, big enough to fill me up without going overboard. If you don't mind a high maintenance toy this is a great one.
Pros
*realistic
*suction cup base
*big balls
Cons
*too floppy
*porous material
Rating:
Published:September 22, 2012
If you're looking for a realistic toy, then look no further than Doc Johnson's Original Realistic 8 Inch Cock. Its velvety smooth texture and flexibility will make you want more. This toy may be a chore to clean and maintain, but it's sure to provide you with a stimulating experience.
Pros
Flexible, Gender play, Feels realistic, Soft, Smell
Cons
Porous, Can be too large for some, High maintenance
Rating:
Published:September 20, 2012
Price:
$62.99
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Goddess handle
Take a great dildo and add a handle that makes solo play easier and less strain and you have the Goddess Handle! Make it out of medical grade materials and you have a super toy that will last and give great value for the money.
Pros
Hygienic materials,
Great size,
gorgeous color
Cons
None
Rating:
Published:September 13, 2013
Diana the goddess of Hunt, the Moon, and of Chastity, swore off all men. I'm sure if she ever was looking for her big "O", she'd reach for this lovely toy. The texture is heavenly, and the handle is extremely convenient. It's lacking in the girth department, but with a compatible butt plug, it's divine. Anally, this thing is a must have for all players.
Pros
The texture, The handle, Sterilizable
Cons
May be too slim for Size Queens or Kings
Rating:
Published:June 06, 2013
Price:
$29.99
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Jelly royales dong
What's your dildo requirement? Stick on a surface and slide on? This will work. Be worked in a more intimate situation? This is probably too much for both of you to handle.
Pros
Huge, flexible, soft
It will move with you
Cons
Imperfections in the cast catches lube...etc
Huge
Rating:
Published:September 09, 2013
A great, natural dildo from California Exotics. Highly suggested for any experienced toy user, but because of the large size, not ideal for beginners. The fantastically smooth head is great lead up to the veiny shaft. Fun for solo play, or partner play, this one won't disappoint.
Pros
satisfying, great length, and girth
Cons
no vibration, jelly material, too big for beginners.
Rating:
Published:June 05, 2013
I would have to say this toy is very satisfying, not because of it being big, but rather having a lot of girth, making it like the real thing opening you up and making it feel good inside. If you're sick of skinny toys, then try this thick dong out, because it's going to be a good moan slip and slide.
Pros
Bigger is better
Cons
Doesn't suction to the wall very well.
Rating:
Published:March 20, 2013
I would recommend this toy to advanced users due to the sheer size, but I would buy this again and again. I love jelly toys because they are not as firm as others, and that is the reason why I would recommend this toy. All though most do not like jelly because it can not boiled, just slip a coat on this beast and go for a ride - you cant ask for more.
Pros
Jelly, texture, huge size, suction cup
Cons
Nothing - I love this dong
Rating:
Published:March 03, 2013
I would buy this product again in a heartbeat because of the quality. There are no seams from the molding process, the entire toy is smooth and made from good quality jelly. I have had this toy for approximately a year now and it shows very little wear and tear. With the amount of use I get from this toy it was well worth the price.
Pros
Larger than average girth, good length and realistic texturing
Cons
Suction cup doesn't work very well and it is a little heavy for it's size
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Published:January 25, 2012
Price:
$15.99
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Mr. Limpy small
This is a great packer for anyone who needs a little bulge in their pants. It's made of a nice, easy-to-clean material, and holds up fairly well with everyday wear.
Pros
Realistic material, good for packing
Cons
Rips easily, picks up lint quickly
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Published:August 20, 2013
Overall? Worth it, but... PINK, dang it! A gender-expression-related item with limited color choices can create quite the conflict for users.
Pros
Easy to use, dysphoria-relieving
Cons
Did I mention PINK. Seriously...
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Published:August 14, 2013
The texture of Mr. Limpy is extremely realistic. The design is extremely lacking, as it doesn't function well as an actual packer. It doesn't stay in place well, and you spend half of your time playing "Guess That Shape". When you do have it in place, the penis size is nearly obscene. It does function well as a stress ball or something to just play with around the house.
Pros
Realistic texture, Inexpensive, Extremely pliant
Cons
Half balls, Heavy penis, Doesn't stay in position, Huge penis
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Published:June 11, 2013
If you are new to packing, if you've ever wanted to have a cock of your very own, if you're not looking to pay a huge price for the experience, then Mr. Limpy will fit your needs perfectly.
Pros
Easy to use, minimal care needed, realistic look and feel, low price
Cons
No care instructions, no reusable storage, fragile material, can get sticky without proper treatment
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Published:May 19, 2013
The Mr. Limpy packers used to be good. Then they underwent a material change, and design tweaks, and this packer is so utterly useless, I'm sending it back. It tears way too easy, leaves a bad feeling on your skin, and with the weight distribution, you'd be better off using a sausage in your pants.
Pros
None
Cons
material too soft, easy to tear, poorly weighted, utterly useless
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Published:May 13, 2013