Fit for a queen!!!

Overall I LOVE THIS TOY!! I would recommend this to any "queen" who likes to have fun and who just loves a challenge. Don't let the size intimidate you, try it for yourself and you will definitely like it.
The suction cup, Flexibility, Size
Material not safe
Hard to store
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


First of all, I have to say this is definitely not for beginners. You can use it both anally and vaginally (but again, it is not for beginners). I fell in love with this toy when I first laid eyes on it. The size of the Crystal Jellies Royal dildo is a little intimidating at first, but I love a challenge. The suction cup adds more excitement to it; you can stick it to the inside of the shower, or the side of the tub and enjoy yourself. The balls on this toy work as a great gripping system for thrusting.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

When I first took it out of the box, it had a smell to it like any toy made from PVC (Sil-A-Gel). I washed it with soap and water and it took some of the smell away. The Crystal Jellies Royal dildo has such realistic looking veins molded in it, it's insane! The Royal is very flexible, making it easy to bend any way you want to bend it. One thing to keep in mind though, is that you would need to use some sort of lube with this toy for sure.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Well, what can I say about the shape? It's not small at all; it's fit for a queen! It's large size is very satisfying indeed. It's bigger than anything I've had before, which I have found I love. The downside is it's not discreet at all because of the size, so this is something that I would keep at home. You can travel with it if you like, but I would be a little worried that the size would be a giveaway.
    • Realistic


The best thing about this "big guy" is the fact you can stick it to a lot of surfaces. The suction cup is very good, but be warned: stick it to a surface while dry, or you and the "big guy" will be grounded. I use it mostly solo, but it can be used for couples play. This toy can be used for anal sex or vaginal sex if you can handle such a large size. The Royal has become my favorite toy because of the size, the realistic look, the flexibility, and of course, the large balls.
    • Large in size
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

It's very easy to care for, just wash with mild soap and water. If you use any lubricants, make sure to use water-based or silicone-based lubes due to the fact this toy is made from PVC. I advise anyone who purchases this wonderful toy to store it by itself, away from any dust or lint.
    • Easy to clean
    • Mild soap and water

Personal comments

This toy is not discreet at all, but it's fun and very fulfilling. Out of all the toys I have purchased, this has become my favorite. I would say though, it is high maintenance to store because of the material.
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  • Contributor: Wicked Wahine
    Congratulations on your first review! You did a good job for a first review.

    I would like to add that since this material is porous, that using it anally would be best with a condom, especially if you plan on using it vaginally ever again! When something is porous, there is no way to fully sanitize it, so pathological microbes (and unpleasant smells from your rectum) can remain no matter how much washing you do. This is probably partially why you included the material as not safe in the cons section, but since I didn't see you mention that in the review, I wanted to point it out.
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