Crystal jellies royal - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Missboomxo

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Crystal Jellies Royal -- Oh My God, Orgasmic!

Overall, I would absolutely buy this toy again. It was wonderful all around! Great size, ease of use and cleanup time! I am in love now!
Size, ease of use, girth
color, dust collector, packaging
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I used the Royal as it was advertised by insertion. I bought the toy for the size hoping it wouldn't be too big but it was perfect. When I first inserted it, I felt so full. It was amazing. The head on the toy hits all the right spots. When I moved it in and out I could feel every wrinkle move. I used the toy in the shower and still got "wet". The suction cup worked great when stuck to the wall. This toy can be used in any situation! The suction cup end and balls make a great handle to hold it for thrusting. You could use this toy for anal because it does have the flared base/balls. It is quite big, so it would be for a advanced user.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The material of the Royal is divine. It felt so soft and smooth. When wet it feels so much like skin. When I first took the toy out of the box it has a smell but that quickly went away. The color was not realistic but the overall appearance looks just like the real thing. It is soft but firm at the same time. It is also very flexible so you can bend it all around.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I loved the design of the Royal. It was designed to be just like the real things. The veins and head felt so real. If only I had a man that big! I absolutely loved the size. At first, I was worried because of the size but when I tried it I loved it! This toy is BIG so I would not say its good for travel and a little difficult for storage. I would not let that discourage you from the purchase though because it is amazing.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic


The Royal preformed amazingly. From the first time I inserted it, I was in heaven. I had a little trouble getting used to having to do all the work with "riding" it but it worked out quite well. The head of the toy hits you in all the right places. The suction cup worked great. Make sure if you use it in the shower, its best to stick it before you turn it on. The suction cup was strong and easy to remove from the various surfaces.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

When I got done with the royal, I washed it and dried it. It was so easy to clean. I made sure to dry it around the lip of the head and around the balls also because water collected there. I then stored it in the plastic tray without the container because it was too flimsy. It is quite big to store. It is also a dust collector. Make sure you wash it off before use.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean


The packaging of the royal was so cute! It has cool colors on it and great information. The packaging was very flimsy to open and didn't work well with storage. I just stored the toy in the plastic tray and in the envelope it came in.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative


This toy gave me one of the best orgasms ever. I am a bigger girl, so I wanted something with more girth. I was a little worried about the size but it worked for me perfectly!
Follow-up commentary
The Royal is a great dildo for a size queen. I originally purchased it to try out a new sensation of a bigger shaft. Although I originally fell in love with it and still love it, it is a bit big and bulky for me. Because of its size, it makes it hard to insert in and out without having it stick to a wall or surface. My body type makes it hard to have it stick to any surface for proper use, so I just try to manage the best way I can. It is quite bigger than I expected when I first purchased it and I can't use it for prolonged periods of time because it starts to hurt. Overall, I would still purchase this product again but would consider a little smaller size.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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