Crystal jellies royal - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by DeejSteele

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Royally Satisfying!

The Crystal Jellies Royal is a great toy if you like 'em big. The suction cup is great for solo play and extremely sturdy. I'm really happy with my decision to purchase this toy -- I think I'll even try the other Crystal Jellies ballsy cock dildos just for variety.
Girth, strong suction cup, realistically veined
plastic smell, less of a gap between shaft and head
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This dildo features a strong suction cup for solo play and enough girth to fill me up with pure pleasure. Up against the refrigerator, on the shower wall, on a bar stool, in a chair -- this dildo can be used in many positions and is great for shower play. The suction cup holds even in slippery situations, however I would definitely recommend placing the toy before the wall is wet.

The girth on this dildo is quite large, so I wouldn't recommend this toy for first timers. Definitely take your time with this one and use lube! Maximus water based lube is a favorite of mine, toy safe, and works wonders with this toy. This toy is veined and has a very exaggerated head. It even includes the thick line that runs up and down the underbelly of the cock.

I use this toy in conjunction with a bullet for clitoral stimulation. The girth of the dildo and exaggerated head really allow the toy to stimulate my g-spot while I ride it, and I've never had such intense orgasms during masturbation.

The balls on the toy are flexible and bounce during use, which also adds a bit of a realistic touch. Just below the balls is the suction cup, which is not only extremely sturdy but also a great addition for those seeking to possibly use a harness.

The only real downside to this toy was the overwhelming smell of plastic when I opened its packaging. I love the fact that it's the Doc Johnson SIL-A-GEL material. It's non-toxic and also anti-bacterial. I would still recommend a good toy cleaner. The SIL-A-GEL also makes it a tad more realistic. It's firm, but not too firm -- it can be squeezed a little almost like a real cock.

I love the Crystal jellies royal -- it's my favorite toy to date!
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My Crystal jellies royal tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Solo
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Big cock
    • Solo play
    • Suction cup
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  • Gigi128
    I love suction cup toys! This looks like a great toy.
    Thanks for the review.
  • That Man from Mars
    Nice! Would you say the suction is very strong, or might slip? And does it work on only flat surfaces?
    I also appreciate the mention of other items that work with it, such as the lube, but I would certainly recommend adding a link to them when doing so. It may help people a bit.

    All in all, nice review. Thank you.
  • DeejSteele
    The suction is very strong -- the only time I'm able to get it up is if I put my fingers underneath and pry it up. I've only used it on flat surfaces, but they all varied in texture (fridge, edge of the tub, shower wall, leather chair, wooden bar stool to be exact).

    I'll keep the linking in mind for next time. Thanks for the comment!
  • Miss Anonymous
    Great review!! Thanks for posting!!
  • link82
    Thank you for the review - I would love to know how well the suction was.
  • EnMH
    Great review. I've been thinking of something like this for awhile now. This might be the one.
  • CandidKinkster
    The base of this looks like it might work with my thigh harness. Hmmm....
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  • faust
    Nice review
  • bad juju
    Great review!
  • IslandGoddess
    ty for sharing.
  • LM
    Great review! Thanks.
  • Diabolical Kitty
    Could use some more information to help out someone who hasn't seen this toy. Nice review.
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
  • richsam
    Thanks for the review
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