Crystal jellies royal - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Kimmie1980ca

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A Woman's New Best Friend!

This dildo is an excellent staple in any womans collection. It's great quality, and easy to care for. If you're a woman who wants to be filled to the brim, then this is your new best friend... just suction it to a table or wall and ride away!
Strong suction cup, realistic shape, large size
Heavier than others, strong smell
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Enjoy this ultra sized hard-on where ever your heart desires. The best feature about this dildo is it's super strong suction cup. You can bounce away for hours and it won't budge from it's spot. Another main feature is it's huge size... this is by far the biggest realistic cock I've ever had inside of me! If you're someone who is looking for something of the bigger nature, then this dildo is for you... it's not for the beginner.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Realistic
    • Strong suction cup
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

This enormous dildo is made of Sil-a-Gel, which is a super smooth and semi-porous material. It's anti-bacterial, so it limits the risk of bacteria. It's also non toxic, so it's safe to use on most people. The best thing about Sil-a-Gel is that it's latex and cadmium free... cadmium is a type of metal known to cause cancer, which is used as a stabilizer in most PVC products.

Once removed from original packaging, it had a strong plastic odor... nothing that a few washes can't fix. The Sil-a-Gel isn't sticky, but dust and particles tend to cling to the material. Make sure to keep this in a special place, so dust and dirt don't stick to the toy.

This toy is advertised as realistic and it is, right to the detailing of each vein. It's firm, but not that flexible.
    • Smooth
    • Somewhat porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I am truly in love with this dildo, but it's not for the faint at heart. It's 9 inches tall and 7 1/2 inches insertable. It's circumference is 1 7/8 inches, which produce one heck of an orgasm! With this dildo weighing in at 1.5Lbs, it doesn't make it the best for traveling.

I like to save this baby for special occasions, or when I'm extra horny. The head of this dildo is true-to-life, and the balls are textured... this is truly a work of art. It's also perfect for partner play, especially since it's a bit heavy; However, it doesn't work with a harness. If you're going to attempt this solo, I found it excellent in the shower/bath.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic


This is a strong, firm dildo with a top of the line suction cup. It's power is incredible. Once I'm finished I have to tug to remove the suction from the surface it's stuck to. At first I thought it was too big to handle, but with a little lube and some tender care I was able to slide it in. Using this solo and laying down, I had a hard time trusting in and out. I got better control once I was riding it. I never hit my g-spot, but I was able to finish no problem! I did not attempt to use this toy anally, as only the advanced would.

It's realistic in nature, that you can feel every vein. I only wish that this dildo would vibrate.
    • Bigger sized dildo
    • Firm
    • Realistic

Care and Maintenance

Since this toy is made of Sil-a-Gel, it attracts dust, lint and other small particles. Make sure to store this somewhere to keep it protected. Easiest way is to protect it with condoms, and make sure to clean with mild soap and warm water. Any lubricants that you use should be water and silicone base only.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
This thing is HUGE and I still need some to work at getting it inside me. Even with the work, I'm in love with this toy. Once it's deep inside, it doesn't take me long to have multiple orgasms. Only thing is you will want to make sure it's well lubed, or you will find yourself sore the next day.

This is definatly a conversation peice... perfect for any bachelorette party! It has the perfect suction cup, just stick it to the middle of your coffee table and let your girlfriends have a laugh. I guarentee they will be curious and want one!
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    A great examples of a review that gets straight to the point and tells you what you want to know! Great job hun!
  • Kimmie1980ca
    Well thank you!
  • deadpoet
    great review
  • Annemarie
    Very concise review! Awesome! Thanks Lauren!
  • SexyySarah
    I have this one, great review!
  • Kimmie1980ca
    Thanks everyone for the comments!
  • Illusional
    Ooooh, I like this one. I love big and pink! Going on my wishlist!
  • Oddity
    Being jelly how would this work for anal play? Would it be too flimsy?

    Never used a jelly toy anally before, just curious!
  • zandria
    Great review, thanks!
  • sweet seduction
    great review!
  • CrazyCatLady
    I need this type of best friend!
  • Vivek Patel
    scared of the size. i dont want my gf using something bigger then me!
  • jenn g
    Thank you for the info about the suction cup, sounds perfect!
  • Passion plum
    Very nice review.
  • KrissyNovacaine
    This was a great review and had made me reconsider buying this toy.
  • brevado
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Joycec
    This is one of my favorites!! Never disappoints!!
  • Falsepast
    I hate the smell of this material
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