Crystal jellies royal - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by xMila

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Royal Indeed!

The Crystal jellies royal is a very realistic looking dildo that is perfect for size queens or kings due to its size. It is made of PVC, and has a strong smell, and oily residue. If you can get past those aspects it can be a very fun, filling, toy to add to your collection.
Big size, suction cup, realistic look, nice texture.
Material, odor, oily residue.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Crystal jellies royal by Doc Johnson is a highly realistic looking dildo that comes in either clear or pink color. It is perfect for size queens due to its huge nature. Beginners might want to look into something in a smaller scale, unless they are experienced enough to take in something this big.

It is best used for vaginal penetration. Although if you can take the size it could also be used for anal play. Due to the flared base and balls it won't be lost inside. I personally haven't used it anally, since it is way too big for me in that respect.

Unfortunately, it is made of PVC, which rates 2 in the Eden safety scale. Since it is porous and cannot be sterilized it is advised to use a condom, whether you play alone or share with a partner. Being made completely of PVC, this toy is also waterproof and can be used in the shower or tub. Due to the huge size of this dildo, a lot of warm-up is necessary to be able to fully insert it. Either water or silicone based lubes are safe to use with this toy.

It is very big in size and realistic looking so it is not discreet nor travel friendly.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

The Crystal jellies royal is made of PVC (polyvinyl chloride) which rates a 2 in the Eden safety scale. It is latex free, and phthalates free. Either water or silicone based lubricants are safe to use with the dildo.

This toy does have some odor that I can only describe as a plastic/fruity smell that never seems to go away even after washing it several times. The smell seems to remain in the air even after I've put the toy away. It also has an oily residue that is unpleasant and makes me wary of using the toy without a condom. The dildo is firm, but also somewhat flexible, it has a veined texture and grabs on the skin.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This toy has a very realistic looking design, making it not discreet at all. It comes in clear or pink color. It has a head, shaft with vein texture, and balls with wrinkly texture. At the base of the toy there is a suction cup that is very functional. You can stick it on any smooth surface and it will hold well. I tested it on the side of the tub, the shower wall, and a chair, and it never fell off.

The dildo is huge in size and quite heavy. It weighs 1.5lbs and measures 9" from head to base. It has an insertable length of 7 1/2". The circumference of the toy is 6". Make sure to use lots of lube when you use it.

    • Realistic


This toy is a dildo made completely of PVC so it doesn't have any function buttons and does not require batteries. You just use it vaginally or anally for penetration. It is waterproof so you can submerge it in water if you use in the tub. Since it doesn't have a motor it doesn't make any sound, making it a good toy for those that live in dorms or have people around in the house.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made of a material that is not very safe, so do not share it with partners without using a condom since it cannot be sterilized. According to the product page it has anti-bacterial properties, but since it is porous I'll take no chances. It is best to clean it before and after use. You can clean it by using antibacterial soap and water, or use your preferred toy cleaner. It is waterproof, but boiling it is not advisable. I store this toy in my toy box and wrapped in a towel.
    • High maintenance


The Crystal jellies royal comes in a plastic box that is transparent where you can see the toy inside. It doesn't contain explicit images, but since it is transparent it is not discreet. On the side it contains useful information about the toy, like materials and size. I just threw the box away after I got the toy, so I don't use it for storage.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I bought this toy before I knew that PVC is not particularly a safe material, so I don't use it frequently. Also the smell and oily residue of it are a real turn-off. If it weren't for those aspects of the toy, it would be one of my favorites, since the full feeling of this toy when inserted is very pleasurable.


When I use this dildo I have to warm up beforehand with a smaller vibrator, since it is so big to use without any preparation. But once I'm ready it can be a very fun toy to play with. I don't use it often because I don't really like its strong smell, but when I use it I prefer to use it in the shower with it stuck on the wall.
Follow-up commentary
I liked this toy in the beginning, even if it was kind of too big for me, and back then I didn't know the material wasn't very safe. The smell never went away, even though I washed it many times, and it also had that oily residue that made me very wary of using it. I ended up throwing this toy away, and now I stick to only plastic or silicone toys.
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  • loveme
    thanks for the good review
  • link82
    so helpful- thank you!
  • puppylove
    Great review! Thanks for sharing!
  • DollySays
    Great review!
  • Falsepast
    Oily residue? Ew
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