The Royal Jelly

To me, this guy was worth the price and the smell I could overlook. I will be playing with him for a long time.
Good length and girth, nice details with the veins and ridge.
Strong smell and weak suction cup, dust magnet.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


Personally, for this toy, I feel vaginal use is best, but anal can be done, too. I recommend having some experience before you try him out in the backdoor, it can be a tight fit for beginners and use a condom over it as it's a porous material. The jelly has pretty nice flexibility, but don't over do it. Use him in the water or not, it's your choice.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material has a slight give, but is still firm. I wouldn't really call him soft, but kind of a gentle rubber feeling without the stickiness. Personally, I enjoy the texture and would recommend it for beginners and the experienced. The smell is strong, but may fade a bit with washings.
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

It has a nice length and girth, especially for beginners, but be sure to get him slicked up nice and good for optimal use. It can also be used anally, but will probably require some previous experience (best to use a condom for anal or sharing, or only use it for personal anal use). He feels quite nice inside and you can really feel the ridge of the head and his veins. The suction cup is weak, so that option is pretty much out the window.

This guy was my first dildo and honestly is still my favorite. If smell isn't a huge issue, it would be a shame to miss out. All in all, it's a good size for the average user. While not exactly discreet, if you can't leave home without him, then I imagine you can figure something out.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play


The best part about this guy has to be these three things: his length, his girth, and his texture (veins and head-ridge). The suction cup is week so don't expect too much from it, though it's quite handy to hold onto during use.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

First thing's first, this guy has a strong smell. If that bothers you, this may not be the best choice. The material doesn't feel sticky at all, however, it attracts hair and dust like no other. Keep him locked up safe and protected and that should take care of the issue. Keep him away from cloth.
    • Not easy to clean but not hard (if you don't get him dusty)
    • Storage not too much of a challenge


It has decent packaging. Don't reuse the box for Christmas, trust me on this. For use as storage, I suppose it would work.
    • Decent packaging
    • Decent storage
    • Nicely informative

Personal comments

This guy was my first dildo and honestly, is still my favorite. If smell isn't a huge issue, it would be a shame to miss out. If you decide to indulge, keep him safe and away from dusty areas.
    • Good times


It's good for clit play once he is nice and slick.
    • Slippery rubbings
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