Crystal jellies royal - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by GLOCK22

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Fun For The Money

There are a lot of other dildos out there, but this one is the best for the money if you're a beginner just getting into sex toys. A lot of fun can be had with this toy. It just helps to use your imagination!
Feels great for the wife and hits a lot of the right spots for her. Has a realistic feel to it.
Doesn't look realistic.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
The width and length are suitable for beginners even if you or your partner go balls deep. The material has a little smell to it, but it is nothing that is unbearable or can't be covered up with some type of flavored lube. If this is your first time using it, you may be so excited as to not need any lube at all! We personally have never used a lube at all with this, so I'm not sure which are safe and which are not.

All you got to do is lick it (the suction cup silly) and stick it and then stick it in. The dildo sticks to walls, furniture, tile floor, and even the headboard. The suction cup holds extremely well. No matter how rough or carried away you get with it, it still stays. No kegals on the face of the planet can pull this off a bathroom tile wall once it is in place. My wife thinks that nothing beats a hot shower and a little romping on the Crystal Jelly.

Slap this baby on the headboard of your bed, blindfold your partner, and they can imagine they are being part of a college spit-roast. If you find that you can't stick it on the headboard of your bed, try putting it on the bottom of a chair, coffee table, or even a bedroom wall. If the kids are in bed, go to the living room and stick it on the coffee table. Pull a chair up in front of your significant other while she rides it. Offer a little help by stimulating her woman parts while she rides it. It is pretty hot for a pretend cuckhold!

If you're a handy man or handy woman, make a little contraption where you can stick it on a post or pole similar to a bed post yet have the flexibility to put it away when you're done. I suggest this because when she backs that thing up on it, it offers the maximum penetration, hitting all the right spots, and just goes deeper.

The erotic fantasies you will fulfill are endless; they just requires a little imagination. Just don't be afraid to try anything at all, and have fun working up a sweat!
I don't recommend traveling with any sex toy these days. A family member works for the TSA and recalls the many times that dildos show up on x-ray. It may be a little embarrassing if they pull you out of line at the airport!
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My Crystal jellies royal tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Foreplay
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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    Thanks for the review
  • liilii080
    Does it leave any staining or residue where it's touched things?
  • PussyGalore
    Hey thanks for the review! Check out the mentor program to write better reviews, the list of available mentors is on the main Community Corner/news page.
  • link82
    Thanks for the helpful review!
  • EnMH
    Nice review. Thanks!
  • GLOCK22
    Thank you for the nice comments, hope to have some more reviews coming when I get more time. I found it helpful if I read a review from someone who not only owns a product - but actually use it. I hope to inspire you to do great things - whether behind closed doors, or on the coffee table!
  • jenn g
    thank you
  • Jenny Smith
    thanks for the review
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