Crystal jellies royal - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Somewhere Out There

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Grip It and Rip It

A massive entry into the world of adult toys. Enjoy the size and suction! Grip it and rip it, ladies!
Fun, Easy to Clean, Suction Cup
Not the safest material
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Writing this for my partner:
The Crystal Jellies Royal Dildo is a true beast among the adult toy industry. This sucker is almost too large, but if you can handle it, you will drive yourself wild! Whether you are sticking it to a wall, mirror, or bedpost, the possibilities are endless. And just in case that isn't your cup o' tea, you can always just use this gargantuan as a run of the mill dildo. It is large enough to reach the deepest areas of your "No No Zone" and you can also use this as a blowjob trainer. The Crystal Jellies Royal is pretty heavy, but that certainly does not hinder this dildo inoperable.

In the end, I prefer glass dildos over the Sil-a-gel dildos. These may feel more realistic, but they don't feel quite as good as glass ones. Overall, it is a pretty good toy, with a wide variety of uses. There are minor flaws, such as the weight and size, but they will obviously vary from consumer to consumer.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Cute
    • Easy to clean
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Oral
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

This dildo is made from PVC/Sil-a-gel. There is a strong smell, and will pick up scents of anything that it comes into contact with. The Crystal Jellies Royal appears to be modeled directly from a real penis as far as I can tell. This guy even comes locked and loaded with his own veins. They did a pretty good job. While you have it all lubed up, it becomes very slippery, so use caution when using this. Also, try to avoid sticking this to any wet surfaces, as you do not want to trap water underneath the suction cup. This could potentially damage the suction.
    • Flexible
    • Somewhat porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The Crystal Jellies Royal is one of the most well-designed dildos that I have personally purchased. Other than the goofy color(s), this is quite a realistic dildo. The first thing you will notice is how incredibly large this bad boy is. From the top of the head to the base, it is nine inches long and roughly two inches wide. Some girls will find difficulty using this, because of the large size, so please be careful.
    • Fun
    • Partner play
    • Realistic


For the price, this is a great toy to add to your collection. As people have stated before, the material isn't the safest, but it is rather realistic. And it is also large enough to make you feel some positive after effects. The suction cup is a brilliant idea, and I can't wait to stick it to more random objects.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Not discreet at all
    • Realistic

Care and Maintenance

The only real unfortunate side to this toy, is that it is made from PVC. This is a porous material and renders it unsafe to be used by anyone other than yourself. To wash, simply rinse with soap and water, dry and store. The Crystal Jellies Royal Dildo can be lubricated with both silicone and water-based lubricants.
    • Easy to clean


This dildo comes in a very basic and non-discreet package. It is a simple, yet colorful box with random little facts about the product written all over it. You can easily use this package to store the dildo in after each use. But beware, it is a very big box. So make sure to hide it, if you live with people you wouldn't want to find it.
    • Not discreet
    • Simple

Personal comments

If you are the type of girl that relies on size to get you off, this is the dildo for you. Once again, the only downside is the material.
Follow-up commentary
We use this from time to time, but not as much as we did in the beginning. It's a great product, but a little too big for constant use.
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  • Lavendar
    thank you
  • Somewhere Out There
  • spiced
    I'm not a fan of PVC either. You CAN actually share this, but only if you use a condom. I find if I don't use a condom with the couple of PVC toys I have, they make my skin burn, so I always use a condom when I play with them (rarely). Thanks for a great review.
  • Somewhere Out There
    Thank you for the heads up, and you are most welcome for the review.
  • K101
    Wow. Glad it was well liked. Sounds like it is definitely huge. I'd say it's not my cup o' tea at all. Lol. Thanks for sharing though. Sounds like this one is either something you'd love or just find uncomfortable/painful. I love the clear color and this pink-ish color though!
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • raffi
    ah sil a gel ... ick
  • Zombirella
    I've never tried this material, just because of the rating. But this thing....the me! Thanks for the review.
  • Cindi025
    Thanks for the review!
  • KrazyKandy
    Great review, and wow this is big.
  • MK434
    Nice review!
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