Crystal jellies royal - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by SydVicious

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A Prince among dildos!

If you are in the market for a BIG dildo with a strong suction cup for hands free play, then this might be the one for you. The Crystal Jellies Royal is a big, heavy dildo that will take you on a wild ride.
Suction cup, large size, realistic shape without the realistic color.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
This is my second Crystal Jellies realistic dildo. I have the Royal and the Ballsy cock. They are both pretty much exactly the same, they really only differ in size.

The Royal is the larger of the two dildos, and large it is. The Royal is 9 inches in total length, with 7.5 inches of insertable length with a 6 inch circumference, AND it weighs about a pound and a half. So it's not a small toy by any means.

The Royal has a suction cup base that works wonderfully. I have had no trouble using this toy hands free. It sticks to surfaces very well, and I wasn't sure it was going to hold, considering how much this toy weighs. The suction cup also adds a nice little bit to hold onto if you want to you this toy as a hand held dildo. I also didn't have any trouble at all using this toy with my Liberator wing. I just positioned the suction cup under the cover of the wing and it's held in place wonderfully.

The Royal comes in two colors, a clear and a "pink" that is really more like a translucent red. I have the pink/red color. I prefer toys that are: a. not clear, and b. not realistic skin colors. I'm not sure why, but I don't mind the realistic shape, but the skin colored toys kinda gross me out.

Just like any toy made of this material, the first thing I noticed when taking it out of the package was the smell. It's got a terrible plastic smell. I washed it several times before the first use and it still has that plastic smell. After a few weeks, the smell pretty much goes away, but it's so strong at first that it will smell up a room.

It's got a great realistic look to it, and the Sil-a-gel material that it is made of has a great soft, slightly squishy but not too soft feel. It's kind of realistic softness... It's got some give to it, but it still holds its shape very well.

Sil-a-gel is antibacterial but can still absorb bacteria. They also cannot be sterilized, so you should take extra care in cleaning and storing this toy.

Use warm water and a toy cleaner and store in a cool dark place. I keep mine in a small plastic container with a couple other similar toys to keep it away from dust, as it collects lint pretty easily.

Your best bet for lubes is a water or silicone based product. If you are going to share this product, be sure to use a condom each time to avoid absorption of bacteria.
This is one of my favorite toys. I really like the Crystal Jellies Ballsy cock, but I wanted to try the Royal just the the extra circumference. I never used to be a size queen; I don't know what's come over me, but I love the size of this toy.
Follow-up commentary
I love, love this toy. It has to be my favorite dildo. The only thing that bothers me about this toy is that it is made of Jelly. I really wish it was made of a safer, less smelly material.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Annemarie
    I had never imagined it was so huge, just looking at the pictures. Awesome video review!
  • Sammi
    Great review!
  • SydVicious
    Annemarie- yeah it a big one.. and thanks!

    Sammi- Thank you!
  • zandria
    Great video, thanks!
  • ShadowKitten
    thanks for this review!
  • fromazoo
    Thanks for the review
  • ss143
    Thanks for the review it going in my wishlist basket
  • jenn g
    so big, wow!
  • Gary A.
    Great review thanks
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  • CrystaCat
    Great so big.

  • freda
    nice review
  • Pirate
    Seems interesting...
  • Chris15461
    thanks for the review
  • Sundae Sparkles
    thanks for the great review and video
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