Crystal jellies royal - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by UgliestOwl

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Overall I found the product to be a lot of fun, greatly increasing my interest in experimenting with other toys. This toy wasn't too intimidating but still just big enough to be enticing. I look forward to my time alone when I'll get another chance to play with it as well as introducing it to my boyfriend for him to use on me.
Strong suction cup, not too much texture, head shaped for internal stimulation, beginner friendly
Strong smell
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
After a long stint of interest in owning a toys and not having the opportunity to own any I finally was able to purchase one. I did my research, compared with my experiences with size when it comes to the real thing and working within my budget this was the one I decided on.

The product came in playful and simple packaging, decent for temporary storage until I find a more suitable box or chest. I noticed the smell immediately, strong but not unbearable so I'm hoping after more use and washing that it will begin to disappear. The size is a bit larger than what I'm used to but was pleasantly filling and a new experience for me. I loved the head of it, the texture hits me internally in places I haven't had stimulated before giving me entirely new sensations to experiment with.

The toy comes with a suction cup that so far hasn't failed to adhere to any surfaces I've tested it on. My top choice at this time being a chair, it gives a great angle and resistance for a fun ride. The firmness was just right allowing for a more realistic feel and plenty of freedom to move around and get it to hit all the right spots.

While the girth is taking some getting used to it doesn't stop me at all from taking this guy out for some fun and I'd definitely recommend it to anyone looking for their first dildo. I found it easy to clean with an all purpose cleaner for the PVC material. As long as you make sure to get into the grooves around the balls and just below the head I don't see any bacteria trap problems arising. At first the material seems like it may catch but my natural lubrication quickly took to the dildo and prevented any issues. As someone who has pubic hair I could see some concerns with tugging and pulling but I was lucky enough to not run into that problem.
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My Crystal jellies royal tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Internal
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  • SkylarrStarr
    ugh...I love the shape and size of this toy...can't stand the jelly!
  • SiNn
    love the shape wish wasnt jelly
  • dv8
    Too bad it's not silicone.
  • Thomas90
    Thanks for the review
  • Ms. Peaches
    Thanks for the review.
  • TheSinDoll
    Since this is made of PVC - you might want to recommend using a condom. That's also where the smell comes from. Your review is very well written, but just needs some details - how do you clean this material, compatible lubes, size, etc.
  • Itsnotabanana
    nice review
  • RebelRebelJen
    I've noticed that the jelly toys have a very strong smell.
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