Crystal jellies royal - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by misskat

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Royal is Right

This toy is definitely worth the price, though a higher quality material would be nice. This is more than I expected for the low cost. The suction cup is strong and opens up many other options. The size is amazing and filled me up. Paired with clitoral stimulation, I came in no time.
Big, fulfilling size
Strong suction cup
Better material would be great
Rating by reviewer:
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This is a PVC dildo and it lives up to its royal name! It has a suction cup on the balls so you can either manually thrust it with your hands or stick it to the shower, a wall, chair, etc and go at it hands free. This is a big dildo and I would not recommend it to a beginner or to someone with a very small vagina. The PVC is soft and flexible though, which helps with insertion. I love using this in the shower, coupled with some clit stimulation.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

This dildo is made out of PVC, which is not a very high quality material, but it is long lasting and flexible. It is also very porous, so even if it will just be you using it, I would suggest throwing a condom on it, which makes cleanup super easy too. It is textured like a real penis, with veins, a defined head, and balls. The rubber is textured like skin. The balls have a slightly wrinkly texture, like real balls would. It smells a little rubbery/artificial but not enough to where it bothered me. It feels so real! The slight texture of the skin was covered up by my use of a condom, but that's okay because I don't think it would have added much stimulation. The texture would be good for anyone. The rubber is soft and flexible, yet firm enough to stand upright if you are using the suction cup.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

The design is great. It looks and feels just like a big, real penis. The shape is perfect, the head and shaft are well defined with a nice crease in between the two. It worked great. It is big, so I don't use it a ton because I don't want to stretch out my vagina too much, but it feels amazing. It fills me up like no other dildo I've ever used. It is 9" long and 6" around. You can insert it all the way down to the balls, which is almost 8". It is not discreet at all!

    • Realistic


I love the size and the realistic qualities of this dildo. It is veined and has a defined head just like a real penis. It would be great if it were made out of a safer, less porous material but for the price, this material works fine, especially with a condom. It has a suction cup which works really well! I was surprised it held so strongly, because this bad boy is 1.5 lbs! It holds up perfectly, and works great for thrusting.
    • Fun
    • Huge
    • Strong suction

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made of PVC, a very porous, flexible plastic. It is not safe to share because it absorbs bacteria so if someone other than you is using this, use a condom. Although I am the only person using mine, I still throw a condom on it because it makes cleanup a breeze! Take the condom off and wash with soap and water. It is compatible with both silicone and water based lubricants.


The packaging is cheap and basic. It is a simple plastic box with wild colored swirls and a brief description of the dildo. It is useless other than to store the dildo in it.

    • Minimal
Follow-up commentary
This toy has a huge, fulfilling size but as time has gone on, I have found that I don't use it very much. It's just too big. The material has held up beautifully though and the suction cup is still very strong. This is a great buy for size-queens but a little too big for me for regular use.
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  • Nazaress
    Great review! Thank you!
  • El-Jaro
    Thanks for including pictures, but sideways pictures aren't that useful.
  • Kimmie1980ca
    I used to love this toy.
    All the best,
  • misskat
    Thanks guys! JR- the pictures are normal (vertical) on my computer but when I upload them, they flip to horizontal and I don't have the option of rotating them. Any advice? Anyone?
  • callsignhusker
    looks interesting!
  • ladychristie
    Great review and thanks for the pictures
  • Kitka
    Great review!
  • misskat
    thanks everyone! you are all fantastic
  • richsam
    great review
  • chantalgiardina
    Thanks for the review!
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