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Titanmen David Anthony

suctioncuplover

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Did somebody say girthy?

David Anthony ticked all the boxes for the type of dildo we were after and put in an excellent performance. It's likely not going to be brought in to regular use but has earned his place by the beside table.

Pros Girthy, filling and upward turned for g-spot stimulation. Easily washed and retains heat.

Cons Takes work, not to be underestimated. Suction cup is ok, good on horizontal surface. Loves lint.

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Published:January 18, 2013

ajlq

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Loosen up to take the Titanmen

Frankly, David Anthony, you’re limiting. I can’t do many positions with you (else you’ll maybe skewer a kidney). You're really for the goal-oriented types that like to climb a mountain just ‘cause it’s there, then shove it in them. A dildo like this takes work: extra foreplay, extra time, gallons of lube, and a nice nap afterward. It’s an interesting challenge but it’s not an everyday toy; it’s more like that eggnog that you’re glad to see once a year but are also relieved when it’s gone.

Pros It's GINORMOUS. It's realistic, fun to play with, a substitute cock when there’s no real meat.

Cons It's GINORMOUS. The smell is very strong.

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Published:June 13, 2011

bzzingbee

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Titanmen David Anthony

Titanmen David Anthony is an impressively sized realistic dildo that will satisfy your size needs. The slight curve of the dildo combined with the thickness provides a full sensation and great g-spot stimulation.

Pros Large girth, realistic.

Cons Fruity sweet smell.

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Published:June 03, 2011

sexyintexas

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Dear Diary, All I Want....

This is the new man in my life. I have no need for any other. This is the most life like beautiful dildo that anyone could ever ask for. A must have for advanced users.

Pros Large, Lifelike, Well made

Cons May be too big for beginners

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Published:May 26, 2011

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WEE-WILLY

invisiblehat

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Loved the Lube, Tossed the Toy

If you're looking at this toy, then I expect you're looking for a cheap, slim, beginner dildo. On this front it delivers everything. Unfortunately, I can't recommend this toy on the basis of its odor, which gives me a headache and remains despite my best attempts to eliminate it.

Pros Good for beginners, price, comes with decent lube

Cons Smells terrible, porous material, included lube apparently not compatible with it

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Published:January 02, 2013

Price: $77.99

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Bam realistic cock

Brideofskankenstein

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What can I say? This cock is huge.

This product is great for people seeking a large cock that's compatible with a standard harness. Please use the "view actual size" tool before purchasing this, so you can really visualize just how big this is before you commit. It is probably too large for the average dildo enthusiast. Unfortunately, the material of this dildo is low quality.

Pros Large FTM friendly Harness Compatible

Cons Heavy Bad Taste Porous

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Published:December 24, 2012

WetJenn

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Huge Toy, Huge Explosion

This toy lives up to its expectations. It is a little shocking when you pull it out of the box, but anyone up for a challenge will get excited and ready to play. The weight is a drawback, but some that is tolerable and understandable; it is a LARGE toy.

Pros The size, the design and the suction cup

Cons The weight

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Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Published:September 27, 2011

cherokeeman21

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Monster in size, and in pleasure

Very exciting. This dildo allowed my wife and I to act out a fantasy that we share, and in doing so; made sex more appealing and fun.

Pros Size, Color and Flex

Cons Hard to hide

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Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Whisper quiet hum, barely can be heard, virtually silent from behind a closed door.]

Published:September 27, 2011

FrankTheRabbit

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Nothing hotter than watching this massive cock enter your partner.

If you are like me and have fantasies of your wife being taken by well endowed black men, this is the toy for you. To watch her use this toy is a dream come true for me. She is unbelievably sexy to me when she has this cock in her.

Pros Large, Great For Stretching, Great For Interracial Fantasies

Cons Heavy (Weighs A Lot Making It Harder To Work Sometimes)

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Published:April 01, 2011

Reality79

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The Ahhhh Is In the Details

I really do like this product! It goes right along with an end of day glass of wine. So ladies, no more excuses for being tense and wound up when there is a big boy like this waiting! It give me satisfaction every time.

Pros Feels So Real.

Cons Would have preferred for a wider base.

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Published:February 23, 2011

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Price: $18.99

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Thick dong with balls

melissa1973

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Dynamite in a small package

If you are looking for a cheap yet well made cock (even if it is rubber) then you've come to the right page. This is the right size that will fit any body cavity without being overly long.

Pros Size, price, texture

Cons Rubber and the smell associated with it, Odd color on the head.

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Published:December 18, 2012

tammyandy69

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Mr. Thick Guy

If we had to rate this guy (on a scale of 1-10), it would be a high 7 or a low 8. It packs a punch for his size, and he'll always be there for you, but it needs something more. It is not the worst toy in our bag, but we have a few better ones.

Pros Low cost, Never needs batteries, Easy clean up.

Cons A little too thick for most ladies likings.

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Published:April 21, 2011

Lady FourPaws

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Amazing Experience

For the price, this "dong" is a good buy. After getting used to the girth and the smell at first, it will give you tons of pleasure!!

Pros Once in, it feels wonderful! Lifelike

Cons Smell A bit big at firs Shorter than most

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Published:April 21, 2011

harohunter

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Short N' Stubby

This toy was everything I expected it to be. It was not disappointing but it wasn't super exciting either. Overall i think this is a good toy for money, if I wanted spend $60 on a similar size toy but I decided not to. If you're on a budget and like larger girth toys, you should check this one out.

Pros Not too soft and floppy. Realistic shape. Slight amount of suction. Price

Cons Smell (fruity). Made of rubber

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Bee:

[?Whisper quiet hum, barely can be heard, virtually silent from behind a closed door.]

Published:June 27, 2010

Princess Pleasure

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Great realistic dildo for the price.

Worth every penny for the realistic aspect at an affordable price. Great feel. Wished it was more hygienic so that I didn't have to use condoms with it, but it isn't a deal breaker.

Pros Very realistic, feels great, perfect size, affordable.

Cons Slight odor, but nothing that is a turn off.

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Published:March 24, 2009

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Price: $75.99

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Marc Wallice realistic

melissa1973

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Pucker up at first glance

Everyone should have one of these in their chest. Beginners, all the way up to the more advanced players can get some use out of this guy. I gave it only 4 stars because of the rubber material if not for that it would have received 5 stars.

Pros Size, ease of use, perfect for everyone.

Cons Material, and cost due to the material.

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Published:December 18, 2012

LesbianLove

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Price: $20.99

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Bendable destroyer

Cittorae

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Big Boy, For That Extra Spice In Your Life

This toy is definitely worth it for a more advanced player or for someone looking to jump up from that average person. It is very exciting and rewarding to use, but for a beginner will be extremely daunting and a waste of money due to the sheer size and intimidation factor. All and all, if you have the patience to get used to this toy, the rewards are worth it for the biggest O's you can ever get!

Pros X-Large Toy, Advanced Play

Cons Strong scent, Lots of prep required to play

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Published:December 02, 2012

PassionQT

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Something Got Destroyed Alright, and It Wasn't My Pussy!

I can't believe I wasted a masturbation session messing around with this toy! For the life of me, I can't figure out why a perfectly good dildo was ruined by a silly gimmick. Don't fall for it! If you want to use this toy as a full 12-inch monster cock, go for it, but be forewarned that the 'bendable' feature isn't all that to begin with.

Pros None!

Cons Smells, cheap AND poor construction.

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Published:November 16, 2012

Gigi43

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The Biggie

This is not a toy for the shy, the meek, or the inexperienced. It is not your normal dildo, but one of huge size, so if you are new to toys or to sexual relations, this is not the toy for you. If you like large toys inside of you, then this is definitely a must for your toy collection. I have used it with and without other toys.

Pros Very large and very flexible. Easy to clean.

Cons No vibrations or fancy gimmicks. It is what it is, a very large dildo.

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Published:June 12, 2011

Mainman

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The Dildo You Will Need to Warm Up to Use!

The look and feel of this toy is amazing. If you want to try something with some real muscle, go for this one. The Bendable Destroyer will either have her begging for more or pleading for mercy. Although cries of concern may be through the moans of a huge orgasm!

Pros Looks and feels like a real penis that is very large.

Cons Rubber smell is strong. Might be too large for some women.

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Published:April 12, 2010

coupling couple

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Good name for good time!

This can be a great addition to your tool chest. Its almost over the top and could be used to great effect in role playing as well as pleasuring. Grab this if you are looking for a big buddy to play with. Simple, inexpensive and gives you exactly what you would expect!

Pros Inner support is a great enhancement. Simple, and it is what it claims. BIG

Cons The rubber smell and the head is bigger than published dimensions.

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Published:March 03, 2010

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Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein dildo reviews

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Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein dildo

llellsee

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One Mean Green Monster Peen..

With its generous length and stimulating horror themed detailing, the Frankenstein is one beautiful beast to behold. While this may be a Monsters cock, the subtle head ridge, gently tapered shaft and soft finish mean this is far more manageable so, surprisingly, this one is not just for the size queens.

Pros Looks incredible, quality Silicone, firm build, soft detailing, generously lengthy, great texture.

Cons Needs sturdier packaging.

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Published:November 24, 2012

KrissyNovacaine

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Monster of my dreams

Frank is an amazing piece of.. dare I say, art? He is fantastically detailed while still remaining completely functional. Sure, it lacks a suction cup or a way to use a bullet, but he is still harness compatible with the right ring, and he is amazing for the size queens out there. Frank is a winner all around in my opinion.

Pros Amazing detail Silicone Large and girthy

Cons No suction cup No place for a bullet

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Published:November 12, 2012

LusciousLollypop

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Show me how to love, Show me where to start, Activate my heart!

The Fleshlight Freaks: Frankenstein Silicone Dildo is completely out of this world. It brings a very scary character of Frankenstein and his cock to life. It brings you pleasure in ways you don't even understand yet. It is extremely long and has the look of being "sewed" together with nails and sutures. It is a green color and is a dark kind of dildo. It makes me extremely turned on even thinking about it. I am a dark person and this is definitely one of my prized possessions in the dildo world.

Pros + Frankenstein Realistic Dildo + Looks like it was "put together" + Texture, Size, Length

Cons - For Size Queens - Texture for some people - Very long

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Published:October 16, 2012

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Price: $51.99

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Fabio my perfect cock

Aiko Althea

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Fabi-Wow

This is the perfect cock. It feels real and comes with powder to keep it the same way every time after you first open it. Perfect for beginners and advanced users alike. It doesn't come with a storage bag which is a big let down, and the powder they give you is pretty small. But the toy is amazing and just fabulous.

Pros feels real, comes with powder, is the perfect toy

Cons no storage bag, small powder container

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Published:November 05, 2012

MusMusculus

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Huge fun

This is a great toy if you want to spice up your love life. You don't have to use it all the time, but it is definitely awesome to take it out a few times a month.

Pros Huge Realistic Amazing orgasms

Cons Huge Material gets sticky over time

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Published:July 30, 2011

Shellz31

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More Head Please....

Beware – enter at your own risk! Looking for a dildo that isn't obscenely massive but is bigger than your average toy, who can fill the gaps where others have failed? While he may not be the largest in my collection, he sure leaves a lasting stretched impression on all orifices. One I won't forget in a hurry!

Pros Skin feel, Flexible, Realistic shape, Phthalate & latex free

Cons Head is small, Porous, Large for some, Suction cap is useless

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Published:December 31, 2010

Annemarie

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The Beau of My Horror Novel

To describe Fabio, I would not use the word "perfect." I would use the word "painful." Some may enjoy him, but unless you are a size queen or enjoy being extremely filled (to the point of being sore for a couple of days afterward), you likely will have the same experience I did. There aren't many redeeming features for Fabio.

Pros Realistic, great for size queens, decent texture.

Cons Porous material, high maintenance, incredibly large, not high quality, personally painful.

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Published:December 30, 2010

brittandmike28

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He's so easy!

Perfect for the quick sexual experience with not to much going on. It's very simple, plain and not overbearing. Perfect for a first timer with sexual toys!

Pros The size is perfect, whether you like big or small, This is just right.

Cons If you just want to hold it, the suction cup gets in the way.

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Published:April 15, 2010

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Colt Bob Hager cock

SydVicious

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Bob Hager realistic cock

The best non-silicone dildo that I have ever tried. The safety and texture of the material are awesome, not to mention and size is perfect (at least I think so). The only problem is the suction cup. It's really a non issue if you don't plan on using the suction cup, but if you are looking for something that with hold tight to a surface, this isn't gonna do it.

Pros Very realistic detailing, Made of Phthalate Free PVC. Made in the USA.

Cons Not the strongest section cup.

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Published:November 01, 2012

Chefbriapink

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Cot Bob Hager Cock you are a smelly ole thing!

This cock is used for masturbatory purposes and strap on play. I really did not like this cock at all and neither did my girlfriend. She loved the size but for me, it was more difficult to insert this into the o-ring and it is extremely hard and rigid. The cock stinks horribly. It reminds me of the same smell that the rubber cocks have.

Pros Suction cup

Cons Smell is strong and horrid May be too big for some Hard

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Published:October 31, 2012

Mysteria

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Don't get too rough!

This is a fun product to have. You can use the suction on the bottom to place it in certain areas to give you different positions. However, if you are too rough the product may bend and break. Be gentle.

Pros Suction makes it easy to place in certain places Fun Feels real

Cons If too rough you may bend and break the product

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Published:October 14, 2012

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Glow in the dark emperor

Sammi

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Just Let Your Love Glow

The Emperor is a nicely sized realistic dildo, with a suction cup that works well on smooth, flat surfaces. It does have a very strong smell, which may make it unpleasant to use and difficult to store. Its best feature, however, is that it glows in the dark, which can make for some fun nighttime play.

Pros Glows in the dark, pleasing size, realistic, good suction cup.

Cons Smells bad.

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Published:November 01, 2012

El-Jaro

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Ruling its own kingdom

I'm usually understanding with toy materials, but this toy's smell really packed a wallop! You'll want to wash this toy a few times and let it air out before playing with it. If you're a solo player and don't mind the other things I've mentioned, this could be a good toy for you.

Pros Glows in the frick'n dark!

Cons PVC and the SMELL!

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Published:February 19, 2012

Kimmie1980ca

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8 inches of glow in the dark fun... a girls best friend!

My pussy is happy from the Glow in the Dark 8" Emperor, as it's so "life-like". This big boy is my new best friend, whether it's night or day. It's pretty green color calls to me, and glows so bright... I just have to have it! This isn't for the beginner, only the advanced who want to be filled to the max. Yet another great product from California Exotic Novelties!

Pros Realistic feel, bigger in size, suction cup, glows in the dark, and easy to take care of.

Cons Dust and dirt sticks to it easily

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Published:August 04, 2011

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Price: $72.99

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Colt Adam Champ cock

MidnightB

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Dream Pornstar ready and willing when you are!

Colt Adam Champ feels excellent quality in your hands and I was so blown away with how lifelike the textures were and the hand-colouration is just amazing. Not for beginners due to his girthy longer length but his perfect for more advanced toy users and those who love lifelike dildos. Make those pornstar fantasies come to life or use just for that super realistic play session.

Pros Extremely life-like, Flexible, Hand finished to perfection, Great quality, Strong suction cup,

Cons You may get addicted to collecting more porn stars,

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Published:November 01, 2012

Falsepast

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A Champ In Bed

The Adam Champ Cock may not be perfect, but it definitely is worth a shot. I really liked this one, but it had too many cons for me to give this a full 5/5. The fact that this toy thickens as you go down, along with the size, soft squishy-ness, and overall feel make this toy great. However the lack of foreskin movement, smell, overly floppiness, among other cons make it fall short of a 5/5.

Pros Size. Soft and Squishy. Uncut. Material. Thickens down the shaft. Feel.

Cons Foreskin doesn't move. Smell. A tad too floppy. Can be hard to insert. Not the most realistic.

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Published:October 04, 2012

sXeVegan90

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Fit For A Champ

Are you looking for an uncut, girthy toy? Well this has both, for the price of one. This suction cup dildo has it all, whether you're looking for that full feeling or whether you're a fan of uncut cocks. Take a ride with Adam Champ's realistic cast dildo, and you'll be up for a challenge as well as a good time!

Pros Realistic, Suction Cup, Plushy, Girthy.

Cons Smell, Price, Not for beginners.

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Published:October 04, 2012

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Black thunder cock

Sparky2313

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Amazing Big Black Cock!!!!!!

I would definitely recommend this dildo if you're looking to go bigger someday. It's very realistic and lifelike down to the nice veins in the shaft. If you have been looking for something to take you to the next level, Black thunder will give you years of great reliable service. Give him a try!

Pros Strong suction cup Easy to clean and store Very Realistic Nice Curve Ease of insertion

Cons The odor when brand new Wish there was a ur3 version available

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Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:October 29, 2012

quitabonita

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Price: $39.99

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Vac-u-lock realistic cock large

rjjohns13

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WONDERFUL!! UR3 8" cock!!! :)

If you are looking for a decent sized dildo....BUY IT!! The size will give you the fullness you are looking for in vaginal stimulation, but the softness will make it MUCH more pleasurable!!

Pros Soft, comfortable, large

Cons Smell, maintenance, storage

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Published:October 15, 2012

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Raging stallion D.O. signature cock

BigRedBeauty

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Large and in charge.

I think that this big boy is worth the money. It has very nice detail. The weight might become an issue for some, but that's why there is a suction cup, right?

Pros Sturdy, suction cup

Cons strong odor

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Published:September 18, 2012

Price: $29.99

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Fab cock

dorky23

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This fab cock will suction cup to most surfaces and will knock your socks off!

The fabulous part is everything. The realistic shaft and texture of the cock overall is just amazing. The only disappointing factor was the loss of suction from the suction cup balls.

Pros Realistic shaft and balls Firmness Texture Suction cup balls

Cons "New pool" smell Loss of suction

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Published:September 16, 2012

ReadmyLips

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Fab will knock your socks off

The Fab is a great dildo for beginners to advance play and also works for anal if you’re adventurous. It has nice strong suction for hands free fun anywhere you can think to stick this such as in the shower/tub, a mirror, on a chair, a table and so much more. Keep clean and wash between uses.

Pros Has great suction. Very realistic look and feel.

Cons Its a bit heavy. Could come with some lube to get you started.

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Published:June 20, 2012

NicoleMarie

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a little rough around the edges

This product in my opinion was not worth it . Its to rough and there is more negatives then positives

Pros It's long and the right thickness

Cons It's rough and abrasive and the suction is very good

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Published:October 13, 2011

CantankerousUnagi

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Pleasantly Wobbly

This is not a starter dildo but not too big that it's scary. It is a good price for what you get and fairly durable.

Pros Good price, Easy clean up, Realistic, Good size

Cons Not very realistic coloring

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Published:January 28, 2011

curiousjoe

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Busy Being Fabulous

In summary, I found the Fab Cock pleasingly realistic looking with a nice length; good girth without hurting. It entered smoothly and was quite comfortable when I used it with a generous amount of "Climax" water based lubricant sample included with the toy. The toy I reviewed was beige but it is also available in black. In my opinion the toy is well worth its rather modest price and I recommend it to experienced anal players without reservation.

Pros Realistic with a lifelike look and feel; modest price, good balance between rigidity and flexibility

Cons A bit large for beginners; porous rubber material requiring a lot of attention to keep clean

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Published:November 19, 2008

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Price: $48.99

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Tommy Gunn realistic cock

Dixiemomma

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Well Hi There Big Boy!

This was my very first truly realistic dildo and its great! It looks and feels so much like the real thing that it is almost creepy. The dual density cyberskin gives it a nice firm core with a squishy, soft "skin" over the outside to give it that ultra-realistic feel. It is a little bit high maintenance but completely worth the extra time.

Pros *BIG *very realistic *waterproof

Cons *had small hole *porous material *suction cup didn't work

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Published:September 13, 2012

cherryredhead88

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I'm Going to the Dark Side.

Tommy Gunn is definitely not for the meek. Its huge size and life like texture make it the ideal toy for someone looking for something more. I don't suggest this for beginners though, as it can be a lot to handle. I, on the other hand, am now officially a size queen. I am putting huge in the pros and cons because it could go either way, depending on who you are.

Pros HUGE! Feels amazing, will convert you to the dark side in no time if you can handle the size.

Cons Huge, porous material, suction cup doesn't work that well.

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Published:October 28, 2010

thordora

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Go Big or Go HOME!

If you like cyberskin and size, you will love this toy. If you prefer something a little harder, you may not be as satisfied as you could be with this toy.

Pros Girth is great-clean up is easy, very realistic

Cons A little too flimsy for my taste, the cyberskin might creep you out.

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Published:August 12, 2010

LesbianLove

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He's got a huge cock; I mean talent.

This cock is just the cock for anyone who wants to expand their limits and try something "Gently Huge". Given the softness of the material, it will make for a nice transition for people wanting to try larger toys. Once again, it's not for beginners because it's so big. Don't worry, size queens, it's not so big that it should be illegal. It'll be just right for y'all.

Pros The material it's made from, the girth and the length. Just right for her.

Cons Nothing! She loves it, she's waiting for me to bring it back to bed right now.

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Published:March 08, 2010

Miss Jane

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Happiness is a Warm Gunn

This large dildo is made from dual layers - a hard core on the inside with a supple layer on the outside - making it super-realistic. It looks and feels very nearly just like the real thing and can stand up to all the abuse you want to put it through. The attached suction cup can be used on any smooth flat surface and the dildo can also be put into an O-ring harness. Have fun trying to take it all in!

Pros Realistic coloring and shape, feels real inside and out, good suction cup.

Cons Coloring washes/wears away, porous, large (which is a Pro for some!)

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Published:December 22, 2008

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Price: $88.99

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O2 Mikey

travelnurse

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OH, He Blows My Mind and Fills Me UP!

He did intimidate me. When he was first delivered, I took him out of the package and cleaned him, I walked around him and peeked at him frequently. I thought dang what did I buy? I set him on the rim of the tub, so one evening I was taking a bath and thought what the heck. He filled me so nicely. I like him. He made his way to the bedroom and then he learned how to play with the wing. Now He gets used quite frequently. He is easy to care for.

Pros Dual Density Silicone Soft and Squishy Filling Easy to care for

Cons He is too big for my thigh harness!

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Published:September 08, 2012

Buttercup Green

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House of Wolves-Part 3 *O2 Mikey*

The O2 Mikey is a short yet stout dual density dildo. It comes in vanilla, caramel, and black. The head is pronounced, but the shaft is smooth except for one or two raised bumps/veins. The head never catches on my pubic bone. The shiny head slides in without effort. Since the surface is a bit tacky, the dildo acts like a lint roller picking up every bit of hair and dust bunny. The larger than average girth fills up your hole of choice without leaving you uncomfortable or sore the next day.

Pros Dual Density silicone, Realistic without crazy veins or exaggerations, Filling, Stretching

Cons May be too short/too thick/not curved enough for some, Lint and pet hair magnet

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Published:August 23, 2012

Neurogasm

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I'm a Little Dildo, Short and Stout

The Mikey is one of my favorite dildos to use when I'm in the mood for something simple, but filling. It's short, squat, and feels awesome on my G-spot. If you're looking into getting a dual-density dildo, I'd recommend starting here.

Pros Smooth texture Nice, filling length Doesn't hit my cervix

Cons Can't think of any

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Published:August 05, 2012

Greenleaf

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Tantus 02 Mikey - Squishy and lovable!

The Tantus 02 Mikey has a place at the top of my toybox. High quality materials and craftsmanship, a subtle and artistic approach to realism, and satisfying dimensions make Mikey a great companion.

Pros Thick, Forgiving, Great Quality

Cons May be too large for some

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Published:June 18, 2012

Upskirt

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That big guy Mikey..

The Tantus O2 Mikey is an excellent anal toy due to its slick, squishy head which eases penetration and grippy shaft for maximum sensation.

Pros Excellent variety of texture; soft on the outside and stiff on the inside; very easy to clean

Cons Nowhere to insert a vibrator because of the stiffer core

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Published:June 15, 2012

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Price: $28.99

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Tommy Blade sensafirm penis

Spoken Pandora

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O Tommy Boy, Where have you been all my life???

Realism is in the eye of the beholder, but all of the vein work and girth on Tommy Blade will easily makes it a dildo enthusiast best-friend. The affordable price makes it desirable without risking the quality of a life-like cock. Too bad SensaFirm is porous or this dildo would be the star of them all.

Pros Very filling and realistic feeling. Doesn't choke but dominates the pussy pleasingly.

Cons Extremely porous and must be used with a condom. Not for beginners.

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Published:September 03, 2012

blacklodge

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My new favorite friend.

I want to buy every woman I know one of these. They are just that great. I cannot put this guy down for one second!

Pros Awesome size, sturdy suction cup, and it's so pretty!

Cons There are no cons.

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Published:December 30, 2011

barnhartmd051977

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The best average toy we have found to date!!!

This is going to be hard to do with out repeating ourselves. This is the perfect dildo for the person who wants the average sized penis. It has the perfect shape and the perfect size (for average). It is the best dildo to have if you want something to use while your partner is away and you don't want him/her to think you have been cheating while they were gone.

Pros Perfect Average Sized Penis, Great Texture, Great Shape, Great Size

Cons Light Smell

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Published:December 24, 2011

Airekah

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Tommy, sweet Tommy.

Tommy Blade's Sensafirm Penis by Topco Sales has got me enthusiastic about non-vibrating dildos. I thought I would never enjoy something that didn't vibrate, but this dildo really proved me wrong. Thanks to Tommy Blade's Long Dong, I will be exploring more into realistic, suction-cupped dildos.

Pros Large, Suction cup, Very Realistic, Curved Perfectly for a Good Wall Bang

Cons Porous, Smells, Not a Great Taste

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Published:October 14, 2011

prettydean82

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The best a man can get...without actually getting into a porn

The perfect realistic penis for (male) anal play. You can't look at it and touch it without wanting to do something with it. It's a very pretty penis. The curve makes it not only comfortable but dead-on to hit the prostate with every thrust. And the suction cup makes it easy to stick it on the shower wall and give yourself a good pounding.

Pros The curve is extremely comfortable in the rectum, hits the P-spot every time. Beautiful design.

Cons Curve is great for backing up but not for squatting. Too hard for fellatio. Slight smell.

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Published:July 10, 2011

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Price: $77.99

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Ty Fox realistic cock

melissa1973

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Large and in Charge

TY is not for the faint of heart, if you are looking at this courious as to how it will feel; but have no expierence with HUGE items such as soda cans, various bottles and such, then this is not the toy for you.

Pros This is HUGE size queens and kings will love this.

Cons This is HUGE and will not fit everyone

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Published:August 28, 2012

mama2007

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Dildo WAY Too Big For Pleasure.

This is a realistic dildo which was molded directly from porn star Ty Fox. It was very well detailed and made, but too large for my liking.

Pros Realistic look Veins

Cons Way too large for me

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Published:July 05, 2012

Cosmic Lioness

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Ty Fox... Huge, Just Huge...

It looks pretty, but the rubber material isn't the best choice for something of this size. I wouldn't recommend this thing, unless you can handle being painfully stretched beyond natural capabilities. I can handle the UR3 John Holmes, but not this guy. Maybe if it was made of softer and more flexible material he'd be great. As it is, though, he's just too inflexible, big, painful and disappointing.

Pros aesthetically pleasing

Cons head is just too big

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Published:September 03, 2008

Lustus Mihi

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Fun toy, but beware - it is HUGE! Use plenty of lube or just stick it to your windshield for a giggle.

Pros Great for the size queens among us!

Cons Smelly, suction cup not so suction-y

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Published:April 16, 2008

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Raging stallion Jesse Santana signature cock

ksparkles16

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For Size Queens Only!

The Raging Stallion is one huge cock! With a diameter of 2”, this is sure to please most size queens. It is very flexible, realistic in feel, and waterproof. PVC isn’t the safest material and does tend to smell; however, those leery of its safety can use a condom (albeit a big condom). It can be used for vaginal and anal fun!

Pros Realistic, waterproof, harness compatible.

Cons PVC, suction cup lacking, smelly.

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Published:August 13, 2012

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