Jelly royales dong - realistic dildo discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Cynthia Jordan

This huge, jelly-veined, bubbly balls dong is a California Exotic Novelties product. Stick this big piece of meat to your shower wall or bottom of the tub for some hot shower action. A condom should be used if more than one person is using this product, or from going from anal to vaginal. This toy is great for anal play due to it having huge, textured balls.
This toy could be used by male and females; I am not daring enough to use this anally, but maybe someday. With the length and width of this product, one would think it's great for G-spot stimulation, but there is no real curve to the dong, so one would have to manipulate it to hit the G-spot. I would not recommend this dong to beginners; this is a more advanced toy suited for queens and most advanced users.
This toy is available in clear and pink. I am not a fan of pink, so I got the clear. This dong can be incorporated during sex (I use the dong in my pussy with my man in my ass), great for solo play (I just used this beast in the shower, and wow, what a blast) or use it for foreplay (Get down and dirty - make your partner suck this beast before use, during use, and after). Use caution with this dong if your vagina is rather short, or you could have a bruised cervix. Also, if you have long labia majora (outer pussy lips), use a lot of lube, so they don't stick to the dong; it will cause your lips to become dried out and get irritated.

This dong is made from jelly, which is a Polyvinyl chloride compound (commonly abbreviated PVC, it is the third-most widely produced plastic, after polyethylene and polypropylen. PVC is used in construction because it is more effective than traditional materials such as copper, iron, or wood in pipe and profile applications. It can be made softer and more flexible by the addition of plasticizers - the most widely-used being phthalates. In this form, it is also used in clothing and upholstery, electrical cable insulation, inflatable products, and many applications in which it replaces rubber. The heat stability of PVC is very poor; when the temperature reaches 284 °F, PVC starts to decompose. Its melting temperature is 320 °F. The linear expansion coefficient of the PVC is small, and it has a flame-retardant) Source: Wikipedia.
Jelly-based products have a rubbery scent, but when I opened the package this came in, I didn't really smell rubber until I literally put the dong under my nose, so the scent isn't that bad and it is not that strong. Jelly rates at 2 on the material safety scale. The only lubricants that can be used with this dong are water and silicone-based. This is a very realistic toy; it feels very realistic weight-wise and all, but it's a little sticky, but hey, it's jelly. The texture is veined, so it's meant to feel like a real cock in your hand or inside yourself.

This dong looks, feels, and is almost everything a real penis is, except for not having a mouth making noises above it, so it's a win-win for anyone looking for a good time without having to deal with someone bitching or talking. It has the veins, wrinkles, and gap from the head to the shaft.
It is 9" in length, but only 7 1/2" is insertable. It's 5 3/4" in circumference with a diameter of 1 3/4". From the tip of the head to the start of the shaft is 2", the balls measure 2 1/2" in height, and are 2 1/2" wide. The suction cup is 2 1/4" wide.

Base and suction cup

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I really wish I knew how much this dong weighs, because it's on the rather heavy size, but I do not keep a scale in my house.
When I opened the box, the size got to me. It looked so HUGE, so that's why I don't recommend this toy for beginners, and why I feel one should work their way up to a toy like this. I would say for the average user of dildos, this is a great size, but as always with jelly products, do not forget the lube; the material does stick to your skin. Jelly Royales Dong is a very realistic-looking toy; the only thing that isn't realistic are the colors that it is available in. I would not pack this toy for airplane travel; it looks like a real dick and is not discreet, to say the least.

This dong is very versatile - from solo to partner play, there seems to be nothing that can stop this dong -- "Oh wait a minute baby, the suction cup isn't sticking!"
My experience with the suction cup was rather an adventure; I used it in the shower. Upon sticking it to the wall with only the suction cup being wet (not the wall as well) didn't work, applying it to the bottom of the tub didn't work because I have a textured base in my tub, but it should work in a shower. After getting the wall wet, I reapplied it and the dong was too heavy to hold it unless I slammed it to the wall, so doggie style with this dong is hard. But I did try holding it in myself and then placing it on the wall; it worked okay, but I would recommend the side of the tub:



I had success in mounting it on the shower wall and using it while giving my husband head, but I did have to hold him (I normally name my dong The Beast) by the balls for extra support, just in case it didn't stick. As stated before, either make sure you are really wet or that you have some lube on hand so the material doesn't stick and cause irritation.

Jelly material cannot be sterilized, so boiling this is out of the question. To clean this toy, I use warm water and a light, non-scented soap or toy cleaner. Do not use strong soaps, as this could degrade/damage/destroy the material. Store this toy alone; if this toy touches another toy, there could possibly be a transfer of color or damage to the materials of both the toys. Jelly is like a magnet to dirt, hair, lent, damn-near everything, so make sure this toy is in a safe location so nothing can damage it. For the women that have children, make sure this one is locked up; it will be hard to come up with something to tell them. Also, it is preferred to store this toy in a dark, cool area as sunlight and high heat will damage it too.

This toy came in a classic plastic clear package nothing fancy. It had no information about the toy but that it's 8" and has a suction cup. The toy itself is very self-explanatory, but I feel with jelly-based toys, they should come with information on how to care and store the product. I would give this toy as a gift to a really close friend, but I would gift wrap it first because it is a see-through package. I would not use this as a storage box, because the toy should be kept in a dark place.




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