Jelly royales dong - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by String of Lights

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No buyer's remorse here!

This isn't quite the buy for first timers, and I doubt if this toy can stand alone, but if you're looking for a heavy hitter to round out your box gang, this royal jelly will be great to have in your corner! It's good for people looking for size and length.
Highly Flexible, Thick for size queens, May be used as a weapon, Great Suction Cup.
A bit too big to use every time.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
You certainly get your money's worth with this toy.

First impressions: The semi-clear packaging is pretty with pink flowers, a happy font and a clear view of what’s inside. Opening the box, I feared the infamous noxious fumes of factory chemicals that run rampant in many reviews for many toys, so I held my breath. Surprisingly, it had a pleasant unassuming fruity smell. The toy itself was more than what I first thought a nine inch toy should be. This thing could definitely qualify as a blunt weapon. It’s hefty and solid, but highly flexible since it is made without a core. I love jelly toys for that main property; organ stabbing isn't quite my bag. The jelly is seamless, and all the details are there from tip to sack with all the ridges in between. One of the main reasons I bought this toy was for its suction cup, and at first I thought I had been duped; the cup looked pretty flimsy and weak. After getting it into the shower however, I was relieved to find that this thing can be used as an oddly-shaped punching bag! Sticking it onto a non-porous surface cemented it into place; it didn’t go anywhere as it was apparently made karate chop resistant.

Use: Be sure you realize what 9" long & 1-3/4" diameter means! I'd equate it to a good-sized cucumber. For anal use, unless you're a pro, you're going to have to start off with a smaller toy to get warmed up. As someone who enjoys a good stretch, I found this toy extremely filling. The soft yet firm head takes a few tries to get in, but the body shivering pop is worth having the patience. There is a bottleneck in the toy right after the head for a moment's reprieve before you take on the good part. Sliding it in, the toy lets you know what pleasing yourself with $30 feels like compared to anything less; it’s amazing! It’s not entirely squishy but gives just enough so that you can bear down on it without the slightest discomfort. Beyond that it a sturdy, slippery, orgasm-hunting, Python of Love! (Too much?)

When I bought Jelly Royales Dong it immediately became a jewel in my collection. I can't use it every session, however, since it takes a whole warming up process and time to get use to its girth, but when I do I usually need a glass of water to drink near by because it wipes me out completely! (In a good way though.)
Follow-up commentary
Still a great part of any collection! Provides that constant full feeling and the suction power is still fantastic. Finally showed it to the girlfriend as well and she was...impressed; we found it was actually too big for her! Still my second favorite.
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My Jelly royales dong tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Good for anal
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Jelly
    • Pink
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  • Kaltir
    Thanks for the review, but you might want to check out the extended format for your next one as there is a lot more to include But this toy still sounds great and just made my list;-)
  • Daniel & Brittany
    Haha dude you knocked this review out the park, can be used as a weapon! made me laugh my balls off. and the great suction cup part is great too since i've always wanted to throw a suction cupped one at a wall like a throwing knife and have it stick, saw it on a movie once. Anyway man great job with the review hope you keep it up.
  • Choolz
    Thanks for the review.
    I love the pink color of it and the size!!!
  • link82
    Fantastic review - thanks!
  • String of Lights
    Kaltir: Will do, the extended format looked a little daunting, but I see it will definitely help getting all the areas in a review covered!

    Daniel & Brittany: Ha! Haven't tried throwing it yet, that'll be something to try! I gathered that while these reviews are mainly made to inform, you cant be too overly serious making them

    Choolz & Link82: Thanks for the positive feed back! It puts my worries at ease to hear from fellow members
  • Antipova
    I really enjoyed reading your review, String of Lights. You actually did cover all the questions I had except for cleaning and care (jelly's not the safest anal material...) but I got a really good sense of how this worked for you. Hope to read more!
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for the great, informative review.
  • chucky
  • crazycouple7281
    Thanks for the review.
  • String of Lights
    Welcome everyone! It makes me feel good to know my experience is of some use!
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