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The HUGE Lime Green Fucking Toy!

This is a vibrating silicone dildo, with a very large diameter. It is easy to clean and provides mild stimulation through a bullet. The bullet can be a little difficult to remove.
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Pros
Made of silicone, vibrating, large diameter.
Cons
The bullet is almost impossible to remove.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This is clearly a dildo/vibrator designed to stimulate women but, as I thought about it for anal usage, it would be equally appropriate for men. At the time of this writing, I'm unsure as to what color options are available. I'm not a huge fan of lime green so that is something to be considered.

This is not a beginner toy - either vaginally or anally. (Or even orally!) My first thought when I saw it, was "It's F....g HUGE." It is. Diameter matters, and this one has a diameter of one and 5/8 inch. It is one of the LARGEST TOYS that I have ever seen. I did play with it orally as part of a fantasy, and I could barely take more than about a inch or two into my mouth. Make sure you keep the size in mind when you think about all the possible ways to use this!
    • College students
    • Young couples
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Teasing a partner

Material / Texture

This is a huge lime green (it may come in other colors!) SILICONE dildo with a vibrating bullet. Forget the bullet, and look at the size and material when looking at this product. Silicone is fantastic for sex toys. Easy to play with, great with most lubricants, and super easy to clean and sterilize. (Silicone and glass are my all time favorites!)

This particular dildo / vibrator does come with a standard vibrating bullet - with the exception of a beautiful and well designed string with a bead at the end. That would be designed for "pulling" on the bullet for removal from the dildo. However, this is a LARGE silicone dildo and this is a standard sized vibrating bullet. Once the bullet is happily encased in the middle of approximately 8 cm of silicone on each side, IT'S NOT MOVING with a little string. If you're truly motivated to remove it, go find the pliers!

Design / Shape / Size

The dildo is slightly curved. This is reminiscent of a stack of blocks that is leaning more and more to one side. Many G-spot toys have a similar curve. I'm sure that it is designed to aim for the "g-spot", but it is so large that for most women it will hit all interior walls of the vagina. (Can't speak for the men- sorry!) It also has three slight ridges. These provide very mild stimulation. They are noticeable, but not for primary stimulation.

Performance

I found that the bullet in this dildo was its greatest drawback. The bullet was the style of twist on/off. However, I inserted the bullet into the dildo and immediately found that withdrawal was going to prove immensely difficult. (With pliers only!) I did discover, probably through luck, that simple pressure with my finger on the bullet was enough to turn it on and off. I don't consider this a reliable method. The vibrations were transmitted through the entire dildo with a mild buzzing and gentle stimulation.

Care and Maintenance

Silicone and glass couldn't be easier to care for! Both are non-porous, so you can wash with soap and water or boil briefly. I do not recommend boiling a toy with a vibrating bullet stuck inside though, that leaves soap and water for this one until you find the pliers.

Packaging

Unlike so many sex toys, there was some care that went into the packaging of this super-sized dildo. It comes in a hard plastic, clear tube with a solid base and lid. Made by "Vixen Creations" the label includes a brief description of the company, that the products are hand-crafted and carry a lifetime warranty, and cleaning instructions. There is a recommendation to store the product in the container, and a warning not to use with silicone based lubricants. The case itself has a diameter of 3 1/2 inches can be used for long term storage and reminds me of the Bionicles containers. I'm still trying to figure out where to keep it!

Personal comments

I loved this. I loved the size and the gentle stimulation, and I know that I'm going to enjoy it for a long time to come. However, as much pleasure as I had, it wasn't enough by itself for an orgasm. It's fairly smooth externally and I prefer a lot of texture, and the vibrations are mild. There is just no way that you can take a standard size bullet with that much silicone, and get anything more than a delightful buzz. I enjoyed playing with this toy for a very long time though out of sheer pleasure in the moment.
Follow-up commentary
I've never been one for suction cups on toys. I personally just can't quite imagine how/where they get used that way. With this one, I actually wish that it did have one.

It's so large, that it led my imagination down different paths and I wondered what it would feel like if I didn't need to use my hands. With some experimentation, I used my bedside table and found that I only held the base still.

It's the closest toy I've seen, that felt close to a real human being! I love it!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Fun Lover
    Thanks for the review. I like lime green we don't have any toys that color, we may have to try this my wife is a size queen. Could you possiably use a different bullet?
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Oh, wow, I LOVE the color! It's too bad the bullet is like that - I've had that trouble with some others, and pliers are the only option.

    Good review!
  • Contributor: removedacnt
    Very nice review! Thanks!
  • Contributor: Epiphora
    Put some lube in the hole for the bullet before putting the bullet in and you'll have no trouble getting it out.
  • Contributor: Dragon
    Epiphora - That's a great idea about the lube. I generally don't enjoy a lot of vibration toys. I have a few favorites, but haven't found any bullets that I like.

    Fun lover- as for a different bullet- same problem. Small hole and tight fit!

    Happy Thankgsiving everyone!
  • Contributor: PurpleReign
    Interesting look to it DBD. If you could manage and enjoy this, I think I would very much recommend the Tantus Squirt (female)/Captain (male)....which is about the same size and weight.

    No vibrator on that though...so that means less problems, as you found. But it could be ramped up using a vibrating c-ring.
  • Contributor: PurpleReign
    also...this looks a bit like a bamboo that would induce a degree of pause into even a panda...
  • Contributor: Dragon
    Laughing! I've enjoyed fisting before, so I admit that I've had my eye out for some large toys, but I've never actually gone after them. Eden requested that I try this one, and I agreed, and I do love it.

    My first thought though was that it's HUGE... I think it's scarier to look at than to play with. The human body is amazingly flexible when it comes to sex.
  • Contributor: SexyTigerX
    Wonderful review!

    I ordered this and it should be to me today. I can not wait!! You made it sound sooooooooo good.Winking

    ThanksSmile
  • Contributor: Dragon
    Glad to hear you're excited. I enjoyed it!
  • Contributor: Stinkytofu10
    Great review, very helpful information, and thanks for sharing your personal experiences! I agree that lube will help you get the bullet out easier, but you might want to try to insert a very strong bullet like the We-Vibe Tango or Salsa in there, that might give it more punch
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