Silicone realistic dildo with balls and suction cup

The really good dark pink!

This toy, the Uptown Boyfriend, is a delight. It gives plenty of pleasure and does not take up a lot of room in storage. It has become a mainstay in my toy collection.
For a toy that is not big, it certainly acts big and I love the bendable feature.
Nothing takes away from it.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This toy takes some getting used to. It seemed at first to have more girth than my big dildo which is not small by any means. It actually has slightly less girth but seems wider. It is shorter. It seems bigger but just feels that way. In the meantime, I did notice that the curvature very definitely hit the g-spot.I really did not expect much even though it is very bendable, but I had an O. Almost right away. I kept going because it does feel so good. I kept going for a LONG time until I finally reluctantly put it sway, after cleaning it.

Afterwards, because I overdid, I crept around the house like a decrepit turtle!! It had been fun though.

I think my favorite position with this toy is backwards with the balls in front. From that position it rubs the clit but nothing in the vagina is left untouched by the dildo. Let's just say it really works like that. Really!!!

It can be used anally since the base provides a flared platform. It may be for advanced only since it is thick.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Not travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Uptown Boyfriend seems to be realistic. It has no smell, no taste and a slight drag to the material, which is a soft silicone. The texture may be for beginners and advanced users. It is bendable which lends to the realistic touch, and there is no part of the toy that is rigid.

    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

In design, it resembles a penis, but a thick pink penis. I do like the design, it worked fine for me, actually more than just fine. When I finished using it (for then), I felt as though I had been f----- hard.:)

The size seems perfect, it acts big but is not. I would say that the average user would have no trouble with it, and at the same time, it is most deeply satisfying. A person would not feel as though they are missing anything.

Since the shape is exactly like a penis and it is a "HERE I AM" deep pink, I do not think it is suitable for travel.

It is a soft silicone with a strong suction cup.
It is hypoallergenic, Latex and phthalate free material.
The measurements are:

7" in length
6" insertable length
5 1/4" thick

    • Partner play
    • Realistic


What I think is best about this toy, even though is it on the short side, when it is in the vagina, it seems more than long enough. With no difficulty, it reaches to the cervix.

It has a strong suction cup on the end, making it possible for the person to attach to a surface for hands-free action.

The toy seems about perfect for me, and also would be for a great many people.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning the Uptown Boyfriend is very simple. Use antibacterial soap and hot water making sure all the crevices are clean. A toy cleaner may be used too.

Since it is silicone if a lube is needed, make sure it is water-based.

I just make sure that it is stored with like toys.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
This toy just gets better and better with use. It is always handy since it does not require batteries. The fact that bends, even though it's pretty thick does help with the realistic feel. I found out that the girth and length are just right for me and the girth is enough to give me that 'feel good' stretched feeling.

Still happy here!!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Lena Eden
    Big, but not so big?
  • Contributor: symbiasin
    It feels big. Thanks for voting!
  • Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
    Great pics. Very helpful . Allows us to see the flexibility and texture. And yes it does appear pretty thick. Are you going to give it a name?
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