This is the most exquisite sex toy I've ever had the pleasure to use. Like some of you, I was originally a little skeptical of the idea of a dildo sculpted out of some kind of exotic wood. Then I took the Turned G-Spot out of its sleek canvas box.

The toy felt simultaneously sturdy and light in my hand; its impeccably polished bloops curving against my palm. I couldn't help but get aroused by how sensuous it felt. The toy's sleek lines were amplified by the beautiful striations of the wood's grain; I found it really beautiful to behold. How, I wondered, would it feel in action?

I pumped some lube into my hand and greased the blooped "handle" end. Ever since reading Barbara Carellas' fabulous Urban Tantra, I'd been feeling a reinvigorated commitment to doing my Kegels, so I figured I'd try a couple sets with the toy's graduated handle before moving on to the business end. I was pleased to find that the toy provided a great incentive to squeeze those PC muscles - the toy felt delicious and satiny as I flexed.

Still, what about the oddly shaped bulb that was obviously designed to stroke my G-spot? I turned the toy around and slid it inside. Ohh, my God. If I'd ever forgotten how much I love G-spot stimulation, this toy would be just the thing to bring me back to my senses. The just-fat-enough bulb pressed right up against the G-spot, providing delicious, firm pressure. Because the bulb is carved of a more narrow neck, the toy really provides a full feeling while allowing you to maneuver as necessary. In fact, the blooped handle gives you enough traction to really dig in and get off (I found the bloop nearest my body provided some great external stimulation as well).

My foray with the Turned G-spot ended with a great, wet G-spot orgasm. Well, okay, two: being the greedy and intrepid reviewer I am, I couldn't help but try inserting it in my ass. The toy's silky hardness felt amazing in my ass [Editor's Note: We do not recommend putting toys without a flanged base in the anus, as they can get lost!], and I found that I could hit my G-spot even there by angling it gently forward - and came again. This is definitely a beautifully-crafted toy worth saving up for.