Although a novice to the world of sex toys, I have been experimenting with "non-traditional" dildos and vibrators ever since I read my first piece of erotica way back in the day. From sharpies to electric toothbrushes I have had my share of fun, but presently I have been hooked on one of Brookstone's industrial size percussion massagers. This being said, I was exceedingly skeptical of my newly gifted pocket sized vibrator, the waterproof "diamond lustre". Little did I know that I would be hooked on it from its first purr.

The diamond lustre is nothing like my giant massager. It is tiny, no larger than the palm of my hand (approximately 4 inches), sleek, black with the perfect curve to hit my G-spot and a bejeweled hilt/ knob, which controls the vibrator's speed. This little gem comes in a beautiful chrome box and the vibrator sits on a foam cushion having an external red velvet covering. The packaging is very sexy indeed, and would make a perfect gift at a bachelorette party.

I never believed in the saying, "all good things come in small packages" until I got this petite beauty going. The lustre needs just one AA battery, and with the whirl of its jewel encrusted knob you can control the speed of this pocket vibrator. The jewel encrusted knob acts like a volume controller whereby turning of the knob either increases or decreases the speed and intensity of the vibrations.

I was amazed by the power and intensity of this little sleek giant. Although it didn't give me quite the kick of my industrial sized massager, the lustre was able to satisfy me adequately. Also it did not gyrate and make crazy noises on my clit like my massager, rather it was quiet and had a pleasant hum.

Having the lustre on my g-spot while fingering myself provided me with a great orgasm, however I was not particularly pleased by how it felt inside me, not so much because of the texture of the toy, which was fine, but due to the diminutive size and reduced power of the vibrator. So, it's not the best option for a makeshift dildo (I need something bigger and stronger for that!).

Makeshift dildos aside, I was VERY excited to try out my lustre in the comfort of my bathtub, and sure enough it was waterproof...Hallelujah! I must say that the lustre performs impeccably in the water, both as a vibrator and a dildo. The lustre's success as a dildo in the water could be due to the medium (after all soundwaves ARE stronger in the water!)

In short, the lustre is truly a great mini vibrator. It's perfect to have in your bag, for those emergency masturbatory needs as it packs a punch and is practically noiseless. Best of all, the lustre is a breeze to clean, simply wash it off with soap and water and pack it up in its cute little chrome box.