Lucid dream 14 - g-spot vibrator discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by So Long Ya Doofuses!

Out of the four different vibrators I have had in my "arsenal" over the past three years, this one has been used the most and has given me the most satisfaction.

The PVC jelly material is smooth and very easy to clean off with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner (unlike silicone, it can't be completely sanitized and is a 2 on the material safety scale, so no sharing without a toy cover!). The smooth shaping of the vibrator leaves no cracks or creases in which gunk can get stuck. There might be a scent upon first opening this vibrator, but it is not the typical strawberry-like sex toy smell by any means; just a normal plastic material scent that loses prominence with every wash and use. Since the body of the vibrator is PVC, it is compatible with water- or silicone-based lubes. It is also waterproof (when the dial cap on the bottom is screwed on tightly and properly, of course), meaning that it can be used in the shower with no problem.

The head of the vibrator, at about 2.5 inches length and 5 inches circumference, is a bit flexible and shaped to target the famed G-spot, daunting though the size may appear. Of the 8.5 inches in total length, about 7 inches are insertable (although precise measurements are difficult to calculate with the curve). The curved shape is not meant to be forced in, but rather guided and adjusted at one's own pace. I find that a bit of clitoral or labia stimulation helps my vagina relax and become comfortable with the prospect of having such an oddly-shaped device (gently and slowly) inserted into it. The best way to insert this vibrator into the vagina with minimal pain and effort is twofold: use plenty of water-based lube, and do not force it in first thing. Allow the vaginal opening to welcome it in. Once it is in the body, the vibrations maintain their power and become very well muted, since the motor is located inside the head of the vibrator.

For those who simply are not comfortable with or ready for internal stimulation, or who wish to do the external familiarization as suggested above, this vibrator serves the clitoris and labia pretty well. However, it should be noted that the curving of the head and the tip focuses the vibrations to a fairly small area of the vibrator, resulting in a type of pinpoint concentration. When the head is turned on its flatter side, there is a bit more area of vibration, though the intensity remains the same no matter what part of the head you use. This can serve well for stimulating the clitoris or another point directly.

The dial at the base of the vibrator makes it easy to adjust the strength of the vibrations. The vibration power does go down as the battery life wears on, but it will take a good forty-five minutes of medium speed use (closer to thirty minutes for higher speeds) before one starts feeling or hearing a difference. As for battery life itself, a pair of new AA batteries will last a good two hours straight on high power (decrease in power considered), and close to four or five hours on a lower or medium setting. The volume of the vibrator is fairly tame, with the highest vibrations being a bit loud without a blanket or a door to block some of the noise. Usually, it cannot be heard from outside the room in which it is being used.

For those who feel intimidated by the thought of penetration, the design of this toy does not pressure the user to use it internally only. It is, in fact, a great learning vibrator for beginners to figure out what feels good and pleasurable, with the option of trying one's hand at penetration when one is ready. As one of those learners, I have found this vibrator to be the most valuable part of my sex toy collection thus far.

Funny story: To test the battery life of this vibrator, I turned the dial on the bottom all the way up and watched "Lawrence of Arabia" as a means of measuring and passing time. I had initially resolved not to masturbate while watching it, but when Peter O'Toole first appeared on screen (the first Cairo scene) I decided "what the hell, this is my favorite movie anyhow". It only took me until the end of that scene for me to have a killer orgasm!

My dear "14" and I are celebrating our eighteen-month anniversary this week, and I am proud to say that it is still going strong. Whenever I put in a fresh set of batteries, it vibrates just as well as it did when I first got it, and the battery life has remained fairly constant. Because I am now more conscious about the material of my toys, I rarely use this jelly vibrator internally anymore. It is, however, still good for pinpoint clitoral stimulation. Unless this toy completely breaks down on me, I do not see myself retiring this good friend anytime soon.