Craze cutie - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by astepupfromshowerhead

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The Craze Cutie is adorable and fun, but does not have the strong vibration I would like. It is super easy to turn on and off, as well as cycle through the vibrations. If you like weak vibrations then this is the toy for you.
The product lives up to its name and the LED lights make it fun.
The vibrations are not strong enough.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Craze Cutie is as simple as the name. It's super cute with a LED light which makes it all the more fun. However, the vibration is nowhere near strong enough to get me excited enough to reach my climax. It can be used as a clitoral vibrator, but with the rather short bulbous end it's not likely to reach your G-Spot. The bulb end of the Craze Cutie does give you the sensation of fulfillment but does not quite live up to my expectations of what a toy is supposed to do.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The Craze Cutie is a Plastic/TPR material giving it a smooth texture. The control pad has a lifted power symbol to let your senses take over instead of having to look down and find the button. It has no odor or taste right out of the package. This toy is great for beginners but for the more experienced I would recommend something different.
    • No odor
    • Smooth
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The Craze Cutie lives up to its name in being cute, but does not hold the WOW factor that I like to receive when I try out a new toy. The shape overall makes it very easy to hold and very convenient. However, the bulbous end is too short to reach even the shortest of G-spot lengths. Though this is lacking in the department of function, it is very discreet and if someone saw it they wouldn't automatically think it was vibrator. The size of this vibrator varies on its designated group. It is a tapered toy which means you could use it to your liking of desired width.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

The performance of this toy was rather upsetting. I could not get it to lay in the right spot to stimulate myself. The vibrations are mainly in the tip of the Craze Cutie. With 7 different functions, it is kind of fun to play with. I love how the lights flash with each vibration pattern. There are two different buttons, one is the designated on/off and the other cycles through the vibrations. The controls are very convenient for those with little alone time. Unfortunately, the Craze Cutie could easily be heard behind closed doors, so if you are looking for something quiet, keep searching. The Craze Cutie does live up to the name waterproof, I found no water in the battery compartment after use. This toy takes 2 AAA batteries.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

To take care of the Craze Cutie, wash it with soap and a warm wash cloth. Since the TPR is somewhat porous boiling it in water will not sanitize it. I store mine in my sock drawer being sure to wash each time before use. The best lubricants to use for this toy would be either silicone or water based.
    • Easy to clean


My favorite part of this toy would have to be LED lights, the performance of the vibration was just not enough for my liking. If I absolutely had to sell this to someone it would be the "OOH AHH" factor of the LED lights.
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    Aw, I'm sorry this was a dud for you
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    Shame that this didn't live up to your expectations. Thanks for reviewing!
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    Thank you for sharing your review.
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    Sorry this didn't work out for you!
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    Thanks for the review.
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    great review thanks!!
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